Allie MK
@alliemarie153.bsky.social
✨28✨professional spreadsheet goblin✨living on vibes and caffeine✨
💖💕💍 married to my co-op partner @gryphonblade77.bsky.social 💍💕💖
💖💕💍 married to my co-op partner @gryphonblade77.bsky.social 💍💕💖
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Tonight marks the start of #criticalrole campaign 4, and I want to make a bunch of Game Boy Color-style mocks for it as a little retro handheld game.
So here's the start of whatever #cr4gb thread I end up with over time. (took a good bit to get the pixel @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social right lol)
So here's the start of whatever #cr4gb thread I end up with over time. (took a good bit to get the pixel @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social right lol)
October 2, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Tonight marks the start of #criticalrole campaign 4, and I want to make a bunch of Game Boy Color-style mocks for it as a little retro handheld game.
So here's the start of whatever #cr4gb thread I end up with over time. (took a good bit to get the pixel @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social right lol)
So here's the start of whatever #cr4gb thread I end up with over time. (took a good bit to get the pixel @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social right lol)
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Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus
Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus
OREM, UT—As law enforcement officials search for a person of interest in the assassination of 31-year-old Turning Point USA co-founder Charlie Kirk, witnesses on the scene at Utah Valley University ad...
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September 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus
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We have entered the "The police is saying that if the police is at your door you are not safe call the police immediately" stage of making America great again
June 14, 2025 at 4:15 PM
We have entered the "The police is saying that if the police is at your door you are not safe call the police immediately" stage of making America great again
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Sometimes you really need to look at something, go "Yikes 😬" and move on, it does wonders to protect your mental health online
May 24, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Sometimes you really need to look at something, go "Yikes 😬" and move on, it does wonders to protect your mental health online
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March 19, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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March 24, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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May 23, 2025 at 11:57 AM
It’s a good day to be me!
April 24, 2025 at 5:08 AM
It’s a good day to be me!
Happy world rat day!!
April 4, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Happy world rat day!!
This means I’m 38 years old in Spanish I think
April 2, 2025 at 2:04 AM
This means I’m 38 years old in Spanish I think
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instead of invite codes this site should require a personal reference from someone stating that you understand what a joke is
January 19, 2025 at 8:32 PM
instead of invite codes this site should require a personal reference from someone stating that you understand what a joke is
Shoutout to local libraries and my kindle
December 18, 2024 at 7:13 PM
Shoutout to local libraries and my kindle
Can you spot the cat in this image?
December 16, 2024 at 2:57 PM
Can you spot the cat in this image?
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Got an email that the ps5 being donated to the Lurie Children’s Hospital Chicago is on the way and will be there on Friday! I am so proud of my friends, family, and community for helping me make this happen! We are close to being able to send a Switch too! Thank you so much to all who have helped!
December 12, 2024 at 1:55 AM
Got an email that the ps5 being donated to the Lurie Children’s Hospital Chicago is on the way and will be there on Friday! I am so proud of my friends, family, and community for helping me make this happen! We are close to being able to send a Switch too! Thank you so much to all who have helped!
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selling drugs in a beauty room call it “we serve coke while you serve cunt” ✨
December 5, 2024 at 2:58 PM
selling drugs in a beauty room call it “we serve coke while you serve cunt” ✨
Hahaha imagine mistyping something and then saying “fuck” under your breath only it’s at work and you’re sitting in front of your boss hahahahaa couldn’t be me hahahahhaha
December 4, 2024 at 8:53 PM
Hahaha imagine mistyping something and then saying “fuck” under your breath only it’s at work and you’re sitting in front of your boss hahahahaa couldn’t be me hahahahhaha
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Can we please cancel seasonal depression? She’s far too toxic and honestly kinda deserves it
December 3, 2024 at 4:00 AM
Can we please cancel seasonal depression? She’s far too toxic and honestly kinda deserves it
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Why does everything have to be a viral hack? When do I get to know about bacterial hacks??
November 22, 2024 at 3:21 PM
Why does everything have to be a viral hack? When do I get to know about bacterial hacks??
You’re only cool if you’re constantly hating on everything, didn’t you know?
November 21, 2024 at 4:04 AM
You’re only cool if you’re constantly hating on everything, didn’t you know?
November 20, 2024 at 8:13 PM
Breaking up with Lowe’s, all my homies hate that Lowe’s says items are in stock then calls after you’ve paid for it and says it’s on back order for a month
May 3, 2024 at 1:40 PM
Breaking up with Lowe’s, all my homies hate that Lowe’s says items are in stock then calls after you’ve paid for it and says it’s on back order for a month