⋆˙⟡ allie ⟡˙⋆
@allie.and.cat
cat mother of five | friend of a friend | real housewives enthusiast | she/her
goosebumps by Travis Scott activates my latent alcoholism in a way that even I don’t fully understand
March 19, 2025 at 12:41 PM
goosebumps by Travis Scott activates my latent alcoholism in a way that even I don’t fully understand
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When criticized I always say "that's rich coming from you" just to buy some time
March 15, 2025 at 1:12 AM
When criticized I always say "that's rich coming from you" just to buy some time
I’ve made a few memes that only really pertain to me and my job but I’ll post them nonetheless
March 14, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I’ve made a few memes that only really pertain to me and my job but I’ll post them nonetheless
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me and my emotional support heating pad
March 9, 2025 at 8:22 AM
me and my emotional support heating pad
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can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book
March 3, 2025 at 9:09 PM
can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book
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people out here like it’s 2002 and musk is bin laden
March 4, 2025 at 9:53 AM
people out here like it’s 2002 and musk is bin laden
FIASCO IS THE BEST CAT NAME I HAVE EVER HEARD OMGGGGG
March 4, 2025 at 9:51 PM
FIASCO IS THE BEST CAT NAME I HAVE EVER HEARD OMGGGGG
sometimes I get too mad and the only thing that calms me down is Sabrina Carpenter music like the second I hear “oh I leave quite an impression” the rage immediately dissipates
February 23, 2025 at 5:20 PM
sometimes I get too mad and the only thing that calms me down is Sabrina Carpenter music like the second I hear “oh I leave quite an impression” the rage immediately dissipates
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Stacy's mom's medicare is gone
February 20, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Stacy's mom's medicare is gone
I really hate how often Reddit is a valuable resource when something goes wrong with the science at work and I don’t know how to fix it on my own
February 18, 2025 at 1:05 PM
I really hate how often Reddit is a valuable resource when something goes wrong with the science at work and I don’t know how to fix it on my own
putting my cat to sleep today really was not on my February bingo card but here we are nonetheless
February 12, 2025 at 6:10 PM
putting my cat to sleep today really was not on my February bingo card but here we are nonetheless
okay judgmental ass???
February 11, 2025 at 10:39 PM
okay judgmental ass???
me from ages 13-18
February 4, 2025 at 1:03 PM
me from ages 13-18
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they should invent unprecedented times that are good
January 21, 2025 at 10:46 PM
they should invent unprecedented times that are good
she doesn’t even know she’s living through a second tr*mp presidency right now
January 20, 2025 at 6:05 PM
she doesn’t even know she’s living through a second tr*mp presidency right now
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i should be able to flood stardew valley with cheap prescription opioids
January 6, 2025 at 7:50 PM
i should be able to flood stardew valley with cheap prescription opioids
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THE SNACKWRAP IS COMING BACK THIS IS HUGE FOR A GIRL LIKE ME
December 10, 2024 at 2:21 PM
THE SNACKWRAP IS COMING BACK THIS IS HUGE FOR A GIRL LIKE ME
would
December 10, 2024 at 1:19 AM
would
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This is a friendly reminder that you actually don't have to say something if you see something.
December 9, 2024 at 6:29 PM
This is a friendly reminder that you actually don't have to say something if you see something.
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it be one dumbass me telling myself exaaaaactly
December 6, 2024 at 11:03 PM
it be one dumbass me telling myself exaaaaactly
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my spotify wrapped is slightly more embarassing than previous years, so i will not be sharing it this year. i hope you understand this choice of mine in these tough times
December 4, 2024 at 2:55 PM
my spotify wrapped is slightly more embarassing than previous years, so i will not be sharing it this year. i hope you understand this choice of mine in these tough times
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I love conforming to gender roles when there’s a giant bug that needs to be killed or I need air in my tires
December 3, 2024 at 5:15 PM
I love conforming to gender roles when there’s a giant bug that needs to be killed or I need air in my tires