oh don’t worry you’ll get the whole saga of the one PCR that just stopped working because it was almost my 13th reason

three skeets in and you’re already acting like this… who’s shocked

I’m 100% convinced he heard someone say “transgenic” mice and due to the fact that he’s an idiot, that then turned into “transgender”

omggg yes eve6 said they were on here now and we stan both eve6 and Pearl Jam bc that’s what was playing in the womb when my mother was cooking me in the late 90s!

ooh that’s hard but I would probably have to go with the new remake of Sherlock Holmes the awakened

thank god I decided on pharmaceuticals! perfect!

no lie this could be the intro to an episode of CSI

Oh I haven’t heard of that one I’ll check it out, thanks!