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Alleyoop
@alleyoop.bsky.social
· Nov 18
WHY U NO GIB HOT DOGS
@thetattooedprof.bsky.social
Just fyi I am still laughing at this 🏆
Just fyi I am still laughing at this 🏆
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I remember one time my wife got mad at me for accidentally stepping on a spider so I said 'calm down PETA Parker' lol, and you guys, that did not help. At all.
November 13, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I remember one time my wife got mad at me for accidentally stepping on a spider so I said 'calm down PETA Parker' lol, and you guys, that did not help. At all.
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starting to think the trump administration is a little bit reluctant to have the epstein files released
it is just a feeling i am getting
it is just a feeling i am getting
My god (sorry I’m late on a bunch of this stuff. But wow!)
According to this NYT report, the head of the FBI and the Attorney General are holding meetings *in the Situation Room* with GOP lawmakers they are trying to pressure to rescind their votes to release the Epstein info. This is madness.
According to this NYT report, the head of the FBI and the Attorney General are holding meetings *in the Situation Room* with GOP lawmakers they are trying to pressure to rescind their votes to release the Epstein info. This is madness.
November 12, 2025 at 10:51 PM
starting to think the trump administration is a little bit reluctant to have the epstein files released
it is just a feeling i am getting
it is just a feeling i am getting
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well i think naming a ballroom after your best friend is something to be celebrated tbh
Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
October 22, 2025 at 11:34 PM
well i think naming a ballroom after your best friend is something to be celebrated tbh
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Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
October 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
For the 2244th thousand time, we are busy, Ma
October 12, 2025 at 2:05 AM
For the 2244th thousand time, we are busy, Ma
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i look like i'm taking notes in this meeting but really i'm writing this
October 1, 2025 at 2:25 PM
i look like i'm taking notes in this meeting but really i'm writing this
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oh god what if trump shows up just to berate them for the lackluster birthday parade lol
You all have to know Trump is going to do a guest appearance. He will say "my generals" a lot. Steven Miller will be watching on closed circuit TV to see which flag officers are not sufficiently clapping. Those that aren't will be fired. This shit is right out of the Authoritarian Playbook.
September 27, 2025 at 1:01 AM
oh god what if trump shows up just to berate them for the lackluster birthday parade lol
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Congress should haul in Pam Bondi and Kash Patel this week to explain why the FBI caught Tom Homan taking bribes—and why Trump’s DOJ killed the case.
That’s corruption, plain and simple.
That’s corruption, plain and simple.
September 20, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Congress should haul in Pam Bondi and Kash Patel this week to explain why the FBI caught Tom Homan taking bribes—and why Trump’s DOJ killed the case.
That’s corruption, plain and simple.
That’s corruption, plain and simple.
I wonder if I can just hop on and give it a whirl 😃
September 4, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I wonder if I can just hop on and give it a whirl 😃
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Kennedy Curse Sure Taking Its Sweet Time With RFK Jr.
August 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Kennedy Curse Sure Taking Its Sweet Time With RFK Jr.
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Fastest things in the world:
4: Cheetah
3: Airplane
2: Light
1: Your pet swallowing the second you say "hey what's that in your mouth"
4: Cheetah
3: Airplane
2: Light
1: Your pet swallowing the second you say "hey what's that in your mouth"
tfw you just found a ham and cheese sandwich on the ground and scarfed the whole thing before mom could stop you
August 2, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Fastest things in the world:
4: Cheetah
3: Airplane
2: Light
1: Your pet swallowing the second you say "hey what's that in your mouth"
4: Cheetah
3: Airplane
2: Light
1: Your pet swallowing the second you say "hey what's that in your mouth"
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This was the order of events:
1. Paramount acceded to Trump’s extortion by paying a bribe.
2. Stephen Colbert calls his employer out for doing that.
3. Paramount fires Stephen Colbert for being honest about Trump.
4. Proving Trump’s bribe worked.
1. Paramount acceded to Trump’s extortion by paying a bribe.
2. Stephen Colbert calls his employer out for doing that.
3. Paramount fires Stephen Colbert for being honest about Trump.
4. Proving Trump’s bribe worked.
July 18, 2025 at 12:59 AM
This was the order of events:
1. Paramount acceded to Trump’s extortion by paying a bribe.
2. Stephen Colbert calls his employer out for doing that.
3. Paramount fires Stephen Colbert for being honest about Trump.
4. Proving Trump’s bribe worked.
1. Paramount acceded to Trump’s extortion by paying a bribe.
2. Stephen Colbert calls his employer out for doing that.
3. Paramount fires Stephen Colbert for being honest about Trump.
4. Proving Trump’s bribe worked.
For @darthbluesky.bsky.social
It was the first thing that popped into my head 😃
It was the first thing that popped into my head 😃
July 18, 2025 at 1:37 AM
For @darthbluesky.bsky.social
It was the first thing that popped into my head 😃
It was the first thing that popped into my head 😃
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every argument on blue sky should be settled with a home run derby
July 16, 2025 at 1:36 PM
every argument on blue sky should be settled with a home run derby
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Sometimes I wish Democrats were as good at organizing the complex and elaborate conspiracies they are accused of orchestrating.
July 16, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Sometimes I wish Democrats were as good at organizing the complex and elaborate conspiracies they are accused of orchestrating.
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one day we will find out why texas keeps sending fuckin ted cruz to washington
is it just to keep him out of the state
is it just to keep him out of the state
July 8, 2025 at 1:48 PM
one day we will find out why texas keeps sending fuckin ted cruz to washington
is it just to keep him out of the state
is it just to keep him out of the state
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"darth what time is my meeting on friday"
"just open your calendar and check you are literally holding your phone while asking me this"
"just open your calendar and check you are literally holding your phone while asking me this"
June 25, 2025 at 2:54 PM
"darth what time is my meeting on friday"
"just open your calendar and check you are literally holding your phone while asking me this"
"just open your calendar and check you are literally holding your phone while asking me this"
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the spoon on the left and the fork on the right is stressing out my enjogment of this tbh
June 25, 2025 at 7:47 PM
the spoon on the left and the fork on the right is stressing out my enjogment of this tbh
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President Obama with his Nobel Peace Prize 💙
June 20, 2025 at 11:05 PM
President Obama with his Nobel Peace Prize 💙
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Outstanding! The United States was founded on liberalism. "We The People" have derived their strength from it. You must take it back and take back your country.
June 19, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Outstanding! The United States was founded on liberalism. "We The People" have derived their strength from it. You must take it back and take back your country.
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