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Alix Mendoza
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Chicana. Writer. Boot Goofer. ❤️‍🔥
Former Script Coordinator for ALERT
Former Showrunner Asst for MAGNUM PI
Hire me as a Development Coordinator 😎
Justice for relsea 💔
April 7, 2025 at 6:37 AM
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If I went to the White Lotus I would simply enjoy my vacation and not let my underlying flaws and baggage bubble to the surface and ruin my life
March 24, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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white lotus time
March 24, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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March 17, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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Righteous Gemstones back and new White Lotus. Happy Double Goggins Day to all who celebrate
March 10, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Put Drake on suicide watch I’m so serious
February 10, 2025 at 5:34 AM
I don’t wanna match a lot of guys on hinge. Sometimes I just wanna give them notes.
January 28, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Do you understand how fucked we gotta be to have a wildfire in JANUARY?
January 8, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Netflix said fuck the Super Bowl lmaooo how is Kendrick supposed to follow that
December 25, 2024 at 11:27 PM
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It’s a cold and it’s a broken “cowabunga”
December 21, 2024 at 1:25 AM
So hard to eat one entire avocado, so easy to eat a large bowl of guacamole.
December 22, 2024 at 5:18 PM
They need to invent an app that is LinkedIn and Tinder combined. Swipe on me for a job, send a couple of messages back and forth. Meet for a coffee shop interview. THEN you can ghost me.
December 14, 2024 at 5:48 AM
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I'm a tv writer who spends my days with other Hollywood writers and I want to make this very damn clear: No, no one is out of ideas. It's about whether the powers that be will pay for them or not (and in TV right now, the answer is usually "not").
It's about the money, and because they're out of ideas and have been for quite a while now. I once tried to make it through an episode of "Friends" when they were still on the air, and just couldn't. Lines inflected as if they were jokes but which WEREN'T, neurotic chacters who annoyed me... huh.
December 13, 2024 at 9:17 PM
Is winter also unemployed?
December 10, 2024 at 9:22 PM
The French must be so disappointed in us.
December 10, 2024 at 2:28 AM
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if you live around conservatives, a common bumper sticker reads “liberalism is a mental disorder.” you’ll see effigies of dem politicians, unhinged screeds about satan-worshipping dems written on lawn signs. this stuff gets ignored while any hint of condescension from liberals is treated as endemic
November 26, 2024 at 9:27 PM
Optimist: The cup is half full.

Pessimist: The cup is half empty.

Writer: The cup is the last thing my other gave me before she died.
Optimist: The cup is half full.

Pessimist: The cup is half empty.

Historian: The cup, 1789-1914
November 23, 2024 at 7:42 PM
Does earthquake Bluesky exist yet?
November 22, 2024 at 10:19 PM
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We left X and joined Bluesky because those against our parks said, “If you don’t like it, leave.” So we did. And now they’re saying, “No, come back so we can say mean things to you—it makes us feel important.”
November 21, 2024 at 3:01 AM
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is culture just going to be revenge of the nerds until societal collapse
November 17, 2024 at 6:09 PM
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the big bad wolf, writing for the Atlantic: building brick houses might be popular with insular academics afraid of intellectual debate, but in practice they are a stifling barrier to free speech
November 16, 2024 at 1:19 PM
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mike tyson is too old. he should have stepped aside months ago and let kamala take over
November 16, 2024 at 5:38 AM
Honestly loving the “new start” energy bsky is giving. It’s giving “girl who’s going to be ok”
November 16, 2024 at 8:08 PM