Mike Halls
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Do you think the Deschanel sisters have ever watched Twin Peaks, or would it be too weird to watch your mom get harassed by Tony from West Side Story?
November 30, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Do you think the Deschanel sisters have ever watched Twin Peaks, or would it be too weird to watch your mom get harassed by Tony from West Side Story?
Why did this happen? I feel insane for noticing this
November 22, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Why did this happen? I feel insane for noticing this
It’s fucked up that there’s a drug for cats but no drugs for dogs.
November 21, 2025 at 7:45 PM
It’s fucked up that there’s a drug for cats but no drugs for dogs.
It’s crazy how Welcome to Derry keeps seeming like it’s going to be a good show and then every time something scary is supposed to happen it hits you with ugly CGI glop instead.
November 21, 2025 at 2:30 AM
It’s crazy how Welcome to Derry keeps seeming like it’s going to be a good show and then every time something scary is supposed to happen it hits you with ugly CGI glop instead.
Rewatching Stranger Things and remembering the first couple seasons are actually pretty good.
November 19, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Rewatching Stranger Things and remembering the first couple seasons are actually pretty good.
I’ve seen a lot of movies that were successful this year, and a lot of movies that flopped, and I’ll be honest I have no idea what general audiences want to see anymore, because genre, tone, quality of film, advertising, none of these seem to be determining factors
November 17, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I’ve seen a lot of movies that were successful this year, and a lot of movies that flopped, and I’ll be honest I have no idea what general audiences want to see anymore, because genre, tone, quality of film, advertising, none of these seem to be determining factors
Excited for the end of Stranger Things mainly so that we can get Winona Ryder out of 80’s nostalgia jail.
November 16, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Excited for the end of Stranger Things mainly so that we can get Winona Ryder out of 80’s nostalgia jail.
Fetish artist named Vore Gerbinski
November 12, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Fetish artist named Vore Gerbinski
I think any issues with the GDT Frankenstein movie come from the same place as the sentiment of “if you were a fan of Buck Rogers in the 70’s, you made Star Wars. If you were a fan of Star Wars in the 21st century, you made more Star Wars.”
November 12, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I think any issues with the GDT Frankenstein movie come from the same place as the sentiment of “if you were a fan of Buck Rogers in the 70’s, you made Star Wars. If you were a fan of Star Wars in the 21st century, you made more Star Wars.”
Getting likes by responding to a more popular account feels like the social media equivalent of being a remora
November 11, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Getting likes by responding to a more popular account feels like the social media equivalent of being a remora
Really funny to watch the new Frankenstein, feel like it wasn’t Del Toro’s best but still a fun time, then go on twitter and see everyone is calling it either amazing or terrible with no in between. Like damn yall have to be inflammatory about everything, no matter how lukewarm.
November 10, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Really funny to watch the new Frankenstein, feel like it wasn’t Del Toro’s best but still a fun time, then go on twitter and see everyone is calling it either amazing or terrible with no in between. Like damn yall have to be inflammatory about everything, no matter how lukewarm.
Frankenstein movie where the monster learns English from watching Keanu Reeves movies so he just talks like Keanu Reeves the whole time (can also be played by Keanu Reeves in heavy prosthetics)
November 8, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Frankenstein movie where the monster learns English from watching Keanu Reeves movies so he just talks like Keanu Reeves the whole time (can also be played by Keanu Reeves in heavy prosthetics)
You ever think about the incredible meme versatility Mr Incredible has had over his lifetime? Truly a generational talent
October 20, 2025 at 7:04 PM
You ever think about the incredible meme versatility Mr Incredible has had over his lifetime? Truly a generational talent
I think we should go back to having regular TVs instead of HD, maybe have one of each for different shows. HD can be for movies or certain prestige shows, but we don’t need sitcoms to be in HD; this is how we get back to 22-episode seasons, not caring about visual fidelity as much.
October 8, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I think we should go back to having regular TVs instead of HD, maybe have one of each for different shows. HD can be for movies or certain prestige shows, but we don’t need sitcoms to be in HD; this is how we get back to 22-episode seasons, not caring about visual fidelity as much.
I think my big problem with The Paper compared with The Office is that the Office’s original thesis was “office life is bad because of management/corporate systems”, and The Paper’s seems to be “journalism is bad now because journalists are all bumbling dumb dumb idiots”
October 2, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I think my big problem with The Paper compared with The Office is that the Office’s original thesis was “office life is bad because of management/corporate systems”, and The Paper’s seems to be “journalism is bad now because journalists are all bumbling dumb dumb idiots”
All I’ll say is the first person to sample “few small beers” from OBAA for a song could have a generational party anthem on their hands.
October 2, 2025 at 1:00 PM
All I’ll say is the first person to sample “few small beers” from OBAA for a song could have a generational party anthem on their hands.
The original Star Wars is a political fantasy of “what if wars had laser swords and spaceships and magic?”
Andor is a political fantasy of “what if we actually had effective left wing revolutionary groups opposing fascism?”
Andor is a political fantasy of “what if we actually had effective left wing revolutionary groups opposing fascism?”
September 28, 2025 at 4:49 PM
The original Star Wars is a political fantasy of “what if wars had laser swords and spaceships and magic?”
Andor is a political fantasy of “what if we actually had effective left wing revolutionary groups opposing fascism?”
Andor is a political fantasy of “what if we actually had effective left wing revolutionary groups opposing fascism?”
It’s funny that Sigourney Weaver’s big sci-fi franchise used to be Alien, at this point there’s been more Alien movies without her than with her, and she’s now in Star Wars, and got adopted by James Cameron for Avatar movies despite him killing her character in the first one
September 23, 2025 at 2:27 PM
It’s funny that Sigourney Weaver’s big sci-fi franchise used to be Alien, at this point there’s been more Alien movies without her than with her, and she’s now in Star Wars, and got adopted by James Cameron for Avatar movies despite him killing her character in the first one
So will Abbott Elementary and Always Sunny do a road trip to Pittsburgh in their next seasons for a 3-way crossover with The Pitt?
September 17, 2025 at 1:54 AM
So will Abbott Elementary and Always Sunny do a road trip to Pittsburgh in their next seasons for a 3-way crossover with The Pitt?
Seeing Dan O’Brien accepting an award and and giving a speech at the Emmys is super surreal. Like what do you mean that’s the same guy I used to watch doing funny YouTube videos?
September 15, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Seeing Dan O’Brien accepting an award and and giving a speech at the Emmys is super surreal. Like what do you mean that’s the same guy I used to watch doing funny YouTube videos?
It’s funny how the first season of Andor is technically a massive case of Surf Dracula but doesn’t get any flack for it because it’s so good (and probably because it’s about a guy nobody cared about before the show)
September 14, 2025 at 11:35 PM
It’s funny how the first season of Andor is technically a massive case of Surf Dracula but doesn’t get any flack for it because it’s so good (and probably because it’s about a guy nobody cared about before the show)
I’m excited for One Battle After Another, but also need someone to make the extremely classy porn parody, One Butthole After Another
September 9, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I’m excited for One Battle After Another, but also need someone to make the extremely classy porn parody, One Butthole After Another
I’m sorry why have I never heard that Julian Assange was born in Townsville City, Australia? That’s not a real place, that’s the city from the Powerpuff Girls!
September 4, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I’m sorry why have I never heard that Julian Assange was born in Townsville City, Australia? That’s not a real place, that’s the city from the Powerpuff Girls!
Andor will always be a really funny show on a meta level because of how deftly it has to dance this nuanced examination of fascism and resistance around the main Star Wars plot of “an evil warlock wants to build a death laser the size of the moon”
September 2, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Andor will always be a really funny show on a meta level because of how deftly it has to dance this nuanced examination of fascism and resistance around the main Star Wars plot of “an evil warlock wants to build a death laser the size of the moon”
For All Mankind is in the same boat as Downton Abbey and The West Wing where they’re good shows but have a brand of liberal optimism that feels inherently conservative (the patriarchal 1950’s man & tech billionaire will do the right thing in the end, 90’s America would accept a lesbian president)
September 1, 2025 at 1:31 AM
For All Mankind is in the same boat as Downton Abbey and The West Wing where they’re good shows but have a brand of liberal optimism that feels inherently conservative (the patriarchal 1950’s man & tech billionaire will do the right thing in the end, 90’s America would accept a lesbian president)