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im the archaeology man
Man, I have gotten really tired of edited JD Vance pfps, that shit was funny more maybe a week or two
September 24, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Man, I have gotten really tired of edited JD Vance pfps, that shit was funny more maybe a week or two
Nature documentaries used to make me sad because the cute animal got killed and eaten by the predator. Now, they make me sad because both the cute animal and the predator, along with every other member of their respective species, are being killed by global capitalism for no reason other than greed.
September 9, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Nature documentaries used to make me sad because the cute animal got killed and eaten by the predator. Now, they make me sad because both the cute animal and the predator, along with every other member of their respective species, are being killed by global capitalism for no reason other than greed.
It’s such bullshit that universities in the southern US don’t universally have networks of air-conditioned tunnels and bridges connecting every building on campus
September 3, 2025 at 3:11 PM
It’s such bullshit that universities in the southern US don’t universally have networks of air-conditioned tunnels and bridges connecting every building on campus
There needs to be academic studies on the relationship between the average number of emojis someone uses when typing and their overall level of literacy
August 25, 2025 at 9:52 PM
There needs to be academic studies on the relationship between the average number of emojis someone uses when typing and their overall level of literacy
Why are mormons always named some shit like Blayson
August 24, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Why are mormons always named some shit like Blayson
In a better world there would be legislation requiring companies to respond to every job applicant instead of wasting people’s time with ghosting.
August 22, 2025 at 4:52 PM
In a better world there would be legislation requiring companies to respond to every job applicant instead of wasting people’s time with ghosting.
We basically got this, beat for beat.
The new King of the Hill season should have a bit where Hank walks into a hipster brewery and tries an IPA for the first time
August 11, 2025 at 3:52 AM
We basically got this, beat for beat.
College Football 26 recruitment isn’t realistic until there’s a close recruitment battle for a 5* where Texas Tech swoops in out of nowhere with a bunch of oil money and gets him despite seemingly never having been seriously in contention
July 31, 2025 at 7:42 PM
College Football 26 recruitment isn’t realistic until there’s a close recruitment battle for a 5* where Texas Tech swoops in out of nowhere with a bunch of oil money and gets him despite seemingly never having been seriously in contention
The new King of the Hill season should have a bit where Hank walks into a hipster brewery and tries an IPA for the first time
July 29, 2025 at 11:39 PM
The new King of the Hill season should have a bit where Hank walks into a hipster brewery and tries an IPA for the first time
Whoever is responsible for popularizing the “pretty little baby” tiktok/ig reel audio needs to answer for their crimes against humanity
July 11, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Whoever is responsible for popularizing the “pretty little baby” tiktok/ig reel audio needs to answer for their crimes against humanity
They will always be little brother I’m afraid
Just one season into its renewal, the state of the Texas-Texas A&M rivalry is as spicy as ever. Maybe even more so.
The Aggies are stuck in the Longhorns' shadow. Again.
Can they escape?
http://dlvr.it/TLpK6x
The Aggies are stuck in the Longhorns' shadow. Again.
Can they escape?
http://dlvr.it/TLpK6x
July 8, 2025 at 5:53 PM
They will always be little brother I’m afraid
Probably not gonna happen, but it would be incredibly funny if Hasan sued the head of the ADL for defamation
May 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Probably not gonna happen, but it would be incredibly funny if Hasan sued the head of the ADL for defamation
If you were doing pope selection gambling, it’s time to seek help
A mere 2 hours ago, betting markets were giving the now Pope a 0% chance of becoming Pope. Lmfao
May 8, 2025 at 7:33 PM
If you were doing pope selection gambling, it’s time to seek help
Elon Musk has been a piece of shit for years and I judge anyone who drives any Tesla regardless of when they bought it
May 4, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Elon Musk has been a piece of shit for years and I judge anyone who drives any Tesla regardless of when they bought it
It should be illegal for a burger place to not have jalapenos
May 2, 2025 at 11:38 PM
It should be illegal for a burger place to not have jalapenos
Building a time machine so I can show Charli xcx to a paleolithic person
April 22, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Building a time machine so I can show Charli xcx to a paleolithic person
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"vaccines cause autism" you gormless child. you utter buffoon. you wanna know where you can get some autism???
April 14, 2025 at 11:31 AM
"vaccines cause autism" you gormless child. you utter buffoon. you wanna know where you can get some autism???
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president tweeted "no hot dog" and i lost $5 trillion dollars but today he tweet "hot dog back" and i got 5 trillion hot dog
April 9, 2025 at 10:02 PM
president tweeted "no hot dog" and i lost $5 trillion dollars but today he tweet "hot dog back" and i got 5 trillion hot dog
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“American Cartoons don’t show beautifully animated food and slice of life cozy comforts the way Ghibli films do”
Oh yeh?? Then explain THIS.
Oh yeh?? Then explain THIS.
a cartoon of a man cooking on a stove next to a jar of sauce and a pot .
ALT: a cartoon of a man cooking on a stove next to a jar of sauce and a pot .
media.tenor.com
March 30, 2025 at 4:09 AM
“American Cartoons don’t show beautifully animated food and slice of life cozy comforts the way Ghibli films do”
Oh yeh?? Then explain THIS.
Oh yeh?? Then explain THIS.
His constituents would 100% vote for him again if they could
North Dakota republican senator, Ray Holmberg, has been sentenced to 10 years in prison for traveling to Prague to rape children.
northdakotamonitor.com/2025/03/26/f...
northdakotamonitor.com/2025/03/26/f...
March 27, 2025 at 5:03 PM
His constituents would 100% vote for him again if they could
Every day my dislike of combat sports gets vindicated further
“Welcome to the States, boys.”
Dana White, President and CEO of UFC and a board member of META, warmly greets Andrew and Tristan Tate.
Dana White, President and CEO of UFC and a board member of META, warmly greets Andrew and Tristan Tate.
March 10, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Every day my dislike of combat sports gets vindicated further
The reason the Horus Heresy series is so long is because every book spends so much time doing everything except getting to the point. You always have to get through hundreds of pages of Captain Glupian Shitticus bolter-porn slop just to get to the meat of the story
March 6, 2025 at 6:16 PM
The reason the Horus Heresy series is so long is because every book spends so much time doing everything except getting to the point. You always have to get through hundreds of pages of Captain Glupian Shitticus bolter-porn slop just to get to the meat of the story
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if there was this much of an egg shortage under brandon the treatlerites would’ve done a second 9/11 by now
February 28, 2025 at 4:14 AM
if there was this much of an egg shortage under brandon the treatlerites would’ve done a second 9/11 by now
Has calling representatives ever actually done anything or is that just like astrology for libs
February 27, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Has calling representatives ever actually done anything or is that just like astrology for libs