Alissa
alissapdx.bsky.social
Alissa
@alissapdx.bsky.social
It’s a secret.
My primary takeaway after reading the latest Epstein files: Did women ruin the workplace?
November 18, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Had to do it.
November 10, 2025 at 4:14 AM
“Yes, aunties.” 😍 #mamdani
November 5, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I couldn’t love this any more. 🍒💣 No notes!
November 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
The Great Gatsby is a really short book. I suggest that no one skips the ending.
November 2, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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“They were careless people, Tom and Daisy-they smashed up things and...then retreated back into their money...and let other people clean up the mess they had made.”
F. Scott Fitzgerald
The Great Gatsby
Per Danny Kemp via press pool

Trump is at the Halloween party at MAL

“Official theme is Gatsby and ‘a little party never killed nobody’, we’re told.”
November 1, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Here now.
I don't find it super convincing.
October 27, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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I'll leave you from Portland with one last video of the @unpresidentedbrass.bsky.social, the unofficial house band of #NoKings
October 18, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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ICE in Oregon: Pointing rifles at family, stopping teens at gunpoint, pinning man during arrest

www.oregonlive.com/politics/202...

by The Oregonian's Yesenia Amaro
ICE in Oregon: Pointing rifles at family, stopping teens at gunpoint, pinning man during arrest
Tactics grow more aggressive as ICE agents target Latino communities at worksites, schools, homes and public spaces across the Portland metro area. Here are examples.
www.oregonlive.com
October 18, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I 💖 Portland!
October 18, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Massive escalation at the Portland ICE facility. Worst I’ve ever seen. More pepper balls than I can count. Teargas in the middle of crowd. Violent arrests. Some type of either noise or rubber bullet shotgun fired into the air then later aimed at protesters chests/heads at near point blank range.
October 12, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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Feds shot a member of the press, John Rudoff, in the arm with a pepper ball. My ears are still ringing.
October 12, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Wow, you really get me, Amazon “Top picks for you” algorithm. 🙄
October 7, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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Update on Boomertifa from the war zone.
October 6, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Portland is lawless. I just hung the toilet paper with the paper hanging *under* with ABSOLUTE IMPUNITY.
October 6, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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Hilarious backfire where a bunch of chuds who would otherwise never go to Portland deradicalize when they find out its normal
NEW: Here's the memo from Pete Hegseth purporting to federalize up to 400 members of the Texas National Guard for deployment in Portland, Chicago, and elsewhere, under Title 10, section 12406. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
October 6, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Reporting live from the front lines in Portland. Ooops, I meant the *brunch lines.*
October 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I’m a doomer and therefore I expected a lot of this, but “Jimmy Kimmel and Tylenol teeter the nation closer to Civil War” was beyond the reaches of my catastrophic imagination.
September 23, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Fully reclining your economy seat on a 9-hour flight is an act of war. Come at me.
September 21, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Gawd, can we not have ANYTHING?
Costco Recalls Kirkland Prosecco, Citing Risk of Sudden Shattering
www.nytimes.com
September 17, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
September 2, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Trump announcement tomorrow: The McRib is back.
September 2, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Regarding Giuliani’s crash: I really don’t care, DUI?
September 1, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Many people are saying it. Sir, please.
Free advice for the administration:

If you want to stop the Trump health coverage, maybe stop posting verifiably old videos and keeping him as far away from cameras as humanly possible
August 31, 2025 at 11:07 PM