My Portland kiddo made this!
October 18, 2025 at 5:08 AM
My Portland kiddo made this!
Wow, you really get me, Amazon “Top picks for you” algorithm. 🙄
October 7, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Wow, you really get me, Amazon “Top picks for you” algorithm. 🙄
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
September 2, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
You’re not the boss of me, fortune cookie.
August 23, 2025 at 1:36 AM
You’re not the boss of me, fortune cookie.
There’s a big fire burning across from Hood River. We hope they are able to put it out quickly. This heat and dryness is no joke.
July 18, 2025 at 9:54 PM
There’s a big fire burning across from Hood River. We hope they are able to put it out quickly. This heat and dryness is no joke.
Not a word, Quartiles? Salt-N-Pepa and I beg to differ.
June 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Not a word, Quartiles? Salt-N-Pepa and I beg to differ.
Ostensibly a figure of a suffering Jesus nailed to a cross should be the more upsetting sight, but it’s this happy floating spread-eagle Christ that scares the bejesus out of me.
April 3, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Ostensibly a figure of a suffering Jesus nailed to a cross should be the more upsetting sight, but it’s this happy floating spread-eagle Christ that scares the bejesus out of me.
It’s *Denali.* It always has been and always will be.
January 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
It’s *Denali.* It always has been and always will be.
Resolving to be weird and prickly in 2025.
January 2, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Resolving to be weird and prickly in 2025.
You know you are the mom to a 10-year-old boy when you realize there has been a hostile takeover of your magical healing crystal garden. 🫤
November 24, 2024 at 8:57 AM
You know you are the mom to a 10-year-old boy when you realize there has been a hostile takeover of your magical healing crystal garden. 🫤
One more northern lights pic from Portland, OR. Just glorious.
May 11, 2024 at 8:18 AM
One more northern lights pic from Portland, OR. Just glorious.
The aurora in Portland, Ore. 🤩
May 11, 2024 at 7:26 AM
The aurora in Portland, Ore. 🤩
If you don’t love dive bars, we can’t be friends.
February 18, 2024 at 6:36 AM
If you don’t love dive bars, we can’t be friends.
Life is full of disappointment, but really, Funcle? You drive an Outback?
Sigh.
Sigh.
August 30, 2023 at 4:27 AM
Life is full of disappointment, but really, Funcle? You drive an Outback?
Sigh.
Sigh.
You know he spent HOURS in his tacky gilded bathroom practicing his Zoolander Blue Steel look for this mugshot. 🙄
August 25, 2023 at 12:50 AM
You know he spent HOURS in his tacky gilded bathroom practicing his Zoolander Blue Steel look for this mugshot. 🙄
Baby’s first J6 arraignment.
August 3, 2023 at 9:00 PM
Baby’s first J6 arraignment.
Netflix understands me with truly alarming yet admittedly helpful precision.
July 16, 2023 at 5:32 AM
Netflix understands me with truly alarming yet admittedly helpful precision.
Hold up. Do you mean to tell me that while I’ve been patronizing artisanal ice cream purveyors my whole adult life, I’ve been missing out on these fine chande-frigging-liers at Dairy Queen? 🤯
July 8, 2023 at 9:14 PM
Hold up. Do you mean to tell me that while I’ve been patronizing artisanal ice cream purveyors my whole adult life, I’ve been missing out on these fine chande-frigging-liers at Dairy Queen? 🤯