Alina Habba
@alinashabba.bsky.social
This is my Official Official Anti-Parody, Parody Account. I love parking garage lawyeringing AND DONALD TRUMP!
I ALSO USE GMAIL FOR MY SENSITIVE EMAILS!
March 24, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I ALSO USE GMAIL FOR MY SENSITIVE EMAILS!
I AM A US ATTORNEY BITCHES!
March 24, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I AM A US ATTORNEY BITCHES!
NO I AM NOT JUST A PARKING GARAGE LAWYER!
I also give great head.
I also give great head.
March 20, 2025 at 11:29 PM
NO I AM NOT JUST A PARKING GARAGE LAWYER!
I also give great head.
I also give great head.
It’s true, I am.
Sooooooo, I’m on here now! Who wants to fight?
March 14, 2025 at 1:54 PM
It’s true, I am.
Seeeeeeee that’s my alpha babe right there! 💋
Trump praises Chuck Schumer for saying he’ll allow a vote on the House-passed Republican funding bill.
March 14, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Seeeeeeee that’s my alpha babe right there! 💋
Get my man out of your mouth!
I wish someone had warned me that Trump was an unstable sociopath whose chaotic economic actions were likely to destroy my business. I might have vote for him less enthusiastically had I known.
March 14, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Get my man out of your mouth!
But they did Mr Fancy Pants Pitch Bot.
I grew up in a farming area. I like farmers and think they are smart. All the more reason they never should have voted for Trump.
March 14, 2025 at 1:48 PM
But they did Mr Fancy Pants Pitch Bot.
That’s right handsome.
The Schumer solution to the Trump-Musk wrecking ball is to avoid doing anything that would stop the ongoing damage but to insist that Democrats get some of the blame for it moving forward.
Genius.
Genius.
March 14, 2025 at 1:32 PM
That’s right handsome.
If you put a one in front of that, it’s my law school ranking.
It is now 53 days after the date Trump repeatedly guaranteed he would have the war in Ukraine resolved with a peace agreement.
March 14, 2025 at 1:28 PM
If you put a one in front of that, it’s my law school ranking.
That’s right, pops.
The next phase of our walk to autocracy is that they will go after the courts, deny their legitimacy, attack judges personally, and openly defy and ignore court orders.
March 14, 2025 at 1:28 PM
That’s right, pops.
It’s cause I’m involved, babe.
They’re trying to do camps but they’re too incompetent.
March 14, 2025 at 1:27 PM
It’s cause I’m involved, babe.
Stop talking about my mans like that!
“‘In the past several weeks, [Trump] has really launched a full-frontal assault on the Constitution, the rule of law, our system of justice and the entire legal profession.’”
Conservative Legal Icon Says This New Trump Move Is '1 Of The Most Sinister'
Former federal Judge J. Michael Luttig ripped Trump's "full-frontal assault on the Constitution, the rule of law, our system of justice and the entire legal profession."
www.huffpost.com
March 14, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Stop talking about my mans like that!
It ain’t gonna work. I’m on the case. Have you seen my fur jacket?
Greenland’s leaders issued a sharp rebuke of Donald Trump’s renewed calls to annex it Thursday, after the president once again expressed his desire to take over the Arctic island.
‘Enough is enough’: Greenland flatly rejects Trump’s calls for annexation
Greenland's leaders expressed anger after President Donald Trump said U.S. acquisition of the Arctic territory “will happen” during comments at the Oval Office.
nbcnews.to
March 14, 2025 at 1:26 PM
It ain’t gonna work. I’m on the case. Have you seen my fur jacket?
That’s my mans right there!
The Trump administration is learning to ignore their employees’ scandals
The Trump administration is learning to ignore their employees’ scandals
The silence around a Pentagon press secretary tells a bigger story.
www.motherjones.com
March 14, 2025 at 1:25 PM
That’s my mans right there!
I LOVE LOVE BABS!
It's Streisand Time, wotta thrill
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March 14, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I LOVE LOVE BABS!
I’m picking up the case. This person parked in a parking garage to get the wombat.
An American influencer who uploaded a video of her grabbing a baby wombat, triggering widespread outrage, has left Australia.
U.S. influencer who snatched baby wombat leaves Australia after outcry
The animal hissed and screeched after being taken from its mother, the influencer’s now-deleted video shows, drawing criticism from conservationists and calls for her deportation.
nbcnews.to
March 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I’m picking up the case. This person parked in a parking garage to get the wombat.
My partners were both Iranian, fled communism under asylum and settled in America and had me.
This is why I hate immigrants and asylum.
This is why I hate immigrants and asylum.
March 14, 2025 at 1:23 PM
My partners were both Iranian, fled communism under asylum and settled in America and had me.
This is why I hate immigrants and asylum.
This is why I hate immigrants and asylum.
Ron please. PAHHHHHLEASE!
So fake, so phony. Clip 1 is who she is, clip 2 is after serious backlash from some of her MAGA fans.
March 14, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Ron please. PAHHHHHLEASE!
They did nothing wrong. Nothing.
Newsmax agreed to pay Smartmatic $40 million as part of a settlement last year following the voting technology company’s election defamation lawsuit against the right-wing news outlet, according to a new regulatory filing.
Newsmax reveals it agreed to pay Smartmatic $40M in settlement with the voting machine company
Smartmatic settled a related defamation lawsuit in April against One America News for an undisclosed sum.
nbcnews.to
March 14, 2025 at 1:21 PM
They did nothing wrong. Nothing.
Oh cry me a river honey.
AOC: "There is a deep sense of outrage … There are members of Congress who have won Trump-held districts … walked the plank and took innumerable risks in order to defend the American people … To see some Senate Democrats even consider acquiescing to Elon Musk, I think it is a huge slap in the face."
March 14, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Oh cry me a river honey.
Y’all just jealous. Look at how FABOLOUS I look!
March 14, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Y’all just jealous. Look at how FABOLOUS I look!
SO WHAT IF I LOVE TATE!
March 14, 2025 at 1:09 PM
SO WHAT IF I LOVE TATE!
I NEVER LOSE!
<Narrator: She loses A LOT>
<Narrator: She loses A LOT>
March 14, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I NEVER LOSE!
<Narrator: She loses A LOT>
<Narrator: She loses A LOT>
Listen here bartender!
A YES on cloture is a YES for the bill.
Do not let anyone play games with you.
Do not let anyone play games with you.
March 14, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Listen here bartender!