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im carrying heavier hearts
calling DHL to let them know actually something still in California will not make it to Pennsylvania by tomorrow son
December 19, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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This is your occasional reminder that attention is literally their business model, and when you don’t give it to them, they fail.
Elon's little serfs are quite literally begging journalists to come back because every publicly available source of data shows people have fled the platform and young people won't use it.

They are literally begging regular people to come back. Don't do it! It is a website by and for actual Nazis!
December 15, 2025 at 12:48 PM
I'm being censored
December 15, 2025 at 8:46 PM
put a bodysuit on to try helping my hypermobility pain, but now I feel claustrophobic and an impending sense of doom.
December 12, 2025 at 2:08 PM
dont want to talk shit about how anyone looks but why does she look like this?? We're the same age??? I still get carded, she looks 70
December 9, 2025 at 2:16 AM
the economy is fine and I know this bc a canister of coffee is $22 ON SALE at my local grocery store
December 8, 2025 at 7:27 PM
somebody made an AI version with jada rapping all puffs parts and I regret to tell you all I will be listening to it I'm sorry
December 8, 2025 at 11:22 AM
has anyone edited puffy out of every bad boy boy song yet. can't listen to big, can't listen to mase, can't listen to shit. in fact please make a puffyless version of all about the benjamins please :(
December 8, 2025 at 11:19 AM
living in pennsylvania
December 2, 2025 at 3:57 PM
people who back into parking spots should be jailed
December 1, 2025 at 3:57 PM
stuffing prepared ✅
(sauces) cranberry ✅, apple ✅
November 26, 2025 at 6:25 PM
having to cook thanksgiving dinner by myself, when it's a holiday I do not particularly care about and I am already so stressed and tired, is extremely stupid
November 26, 2025 at 3:19 PM
(sauces) cranberry ✅, apple ✅
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 PM
not using cash anymore so cashiers can't awkwardly hand me a dollar boat full of change bc I already have enough stress and anger in my life
November 17, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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A friendly audience
January 9, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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It's Journalism 101. Here's a handy flowchart to remind you.
November 9, 2025 at 6:32 PM
do I want a warranty on a refurbished ps5 controller, after already losing two brand new ones to drift? no I'll just come back in a year and do this again.
November 9, 2025 at 10:03 PM
my notifications are in hell
November 9, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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sounds like many people are canceling travel plans this november due to the government shutdown and decreased flights nationwide

as a native american who does not celebrate thanksgiving, i humbly ask that you consider donating your cancelled travel costs to native organizations in your communities
November 7, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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“0% woke shit”

a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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OVER A MILLION USERS

DISCUSS SUICIDE WITH CHATGPT

EVERY *WEEK*

what the fuck are we DOING here
Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market.

This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.
I fully believe in the corporate death penalty and believe we would be a better world if OpenAI lost its corporate charter and was forcibly dissolved.

www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
November 7, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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Good morning! AI is being force-fed to you by a handful of billionaires who will lose a bunch of money if they fail to convince you that you need it. You do not need it 🫶
November 6, 2025 at 11:55 AM
just from knowing them from the clips on tiktok if anything bad every happens to those basement yard boys im going to be inconsolable
November 8, 2025 at 8:17 PM
okay but what if I just voluntarily die. sounds great rn.
November 6, 2025 at 10:24 PM
happy to know half my neighborhood and 85-95% percent of staten island went to bed big mad last night
November 5, 2025 at 9:07 AM