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Alifrog 🍄🐸🦎
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Lizard wizard, law frog.
Feast of the Seven Fishes? Yeah, we do that every day. That's when we feed the fish.
December 26, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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appreciation post for miki tanaka <333
December 25, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Just saw and fumbled my first Eevee in Pokemon Legends Z-A.
December 25, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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Customer: (not on record)
DMV: ?

Verdict: ACCEPTED
October 1, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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just guess
September 30, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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if she has one hater, it is me. if she has 0 haters, that is because I am dead
September 29, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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here’s how the rest of the #Eeveelutions react to bathtime… 🛁🫧✨
September 28, 2025 at 4:57 PM
American addresses are like
September 28, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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It’s soup season!
#art
September 25, 2025 at 9:19 PM
We have two cats and we can't reasonably have any additional cats, but whenever someone is like "look at this sad cat who just wants a home ): " I want to take them home!
September 23, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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an old but good frog for today
September 23, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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I am prepared for the raptor I have my camera and binoculars at the ready
September 23, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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When a typo in your Google search leads to new and exciting philosophical positions
September 22, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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welcome autumn! 🍂 🎃
September 22, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Happy fall stoat day
September 22, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Autumn’s little joys 🍁🥐☕️

#art #cuteart #watercolor
September 21, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Fall Bitches Already Fondly Gazing at Summer’s Sweet Demise: tinyurl.com/yc574b4r
September 21, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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Human artists!

Use one piece to convince people to follow you !
September 20, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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🌑
September 19, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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homestuck wife x borderlands wife
September 19, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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I have *never* used ChatGPT. Not once.

I’m not saying I’m better than you… oh fuck it, I’m better than you.
September 18, 2025 at 5:11 AM
The only think tanks I want to hear about are the Tachikomas from Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex.
September 17, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I guess it's a good thing I'm already married, because the only podcast I ever listened to was Welcome to Night Vale.
Also I've never heard of about 80% of the podcasts people are listing.
dating apps should just make men list their top 5 podcasts
September 17, 2025 at 6:14 AM
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Little pumpkin thieves
September 9, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Putting the entire Puella Magi Madoka Magica soundtrack on my huge Tidal playlist has only made me want to rewatch it again.
September 16, 2025 at 2:12 AM