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“Almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so.” ― Robert A. Heinlein #Science #Atheist

🎯 Rancho Malario, FL
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First element discovered!
I love the periodic table 👻
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Hey MAGA dummies,

He's treading on you.

Wake the hell up.
November 30, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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Trump’s Fate SEALED as Meadows Drops Explosive Testimony LIVE - YouTube www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZwu...
Trump’s Fate SEALED as Meadows Drops Explosive Testimony LIVE
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November 11, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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To be sure, @hellgatenyc.com has had our differences with the Cuomo campaign.

But when Rich Azzopardi told us this story was Pulitzer material, we took it to heart.

As Hell Gate's finance chair, I have signed off on the $75 prize nomination fee.

Now we wait.

hellgatenyc.com/andrew-cuomo...
A Final Indignity: Cuomo's White Ford Bronco Got a Parking Ticket
Thanks to an eagle-eyed New Yorker, who saw the car illegally parked outside of the ex-gov's Sutton Place apartment on Wednesday, and reported it to 311.
hellgatenyc.com
November 7, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Good morning to these future governors!
November 5, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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THIS HAS GOT TO STOP!
November 5, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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I guess the plan to have Mike Johnson lie in shutdown press conferences every day for 3 weeks didn’t work out.
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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GOP: I can't believe Dems are trying to stop us from taking away your healthcare. Just for that, no food for you.
October 30, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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Its official now
October 30, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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imagine getting disowned, evicted, and made a commoner all in one go
October 30, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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October 30, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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October 30, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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October 30, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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Very normal, Christian behavior for a grieving widow and a man married to an Indian Hindu American who publicly said he wants her to change her religion.
October 30, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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ICE ICE BARBIE

*no animals were shot in the face in the making of this meme
October 31, 2025 at 10:18 AM
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October 30, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Good morning, friends!
October 30, 2025 at 10:57 AM
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State employees fired over Charlie Kirk posts inundate courts
thehill.com
State employees fired over Charlie Kirk posts inundate courts
twp.ai
October 31, 2025 at 10:20 AM
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He wants to blow up the entire earth to hide the Epstein files now?
October 30, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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My kingdom for…
October 31, 2025 at 10:19 AM
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Mike Johnson is starving kids to protect Epstein pariahs.
I assume he is one himself.
One fricking guy causing so much misery.
Let's go karma
October 30, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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October 30, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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Dear Journalists:

If you're reporting the China-US exhibition this morning as a "trade deal," you're engaging in malpractice.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.
October 30, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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Next time a Republican claims this is a “Democrat Shutdown,” they should be reminded that Russell Vought, the president’s top budget adviser, encouraged the GOP in Congress to shut down the government because it’s easier to dismantle the government when it is closed. He's on record liking shutdowns.
October 30, 2025 at 11:14 PM