Crime writer Karin Slaughter is one of the best examples of nominative determinism I’ve ever seen. Considering the alternative, I think she made the right choice
February 16, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Crime writer Karin Slaughter is one of the best examples of nominative determinism I’ve ever seen. Considering the alternative, I think she made the right choice
Some kind of FantasyXcomputer theme park:
Dragon Drop (ride)
The Witch’s Cursor (ride)
The Bluetooth Mouse House (haunted house?)
Had a name for the lazy river but I forgot, damn it.
What am I missing?
Dragon Drop (ride)
The Witch’s Cursor (ride)
The Bluetooth Mouse House (haunted house?)
Had a name for the lazy river but I forgot, damn it.
What am I missing?
October 24, 2024 at 12:38 AM
Some kind of FantasyXcomputer theme park:
Dragon Drop (ride)
The Witch’s Cursor (ride)
The Bluetooth Mouse House (haunted house?)
Had a name for the lazy river but I forgot, damn it.
What am I missing?
Dragon Drop (ride)
The Witch’s Cursor (ride)
The Bluetooth Mouse House (haunted house?)
Had a name for the lazy river but I forgot, damn it.
What am I missing?
Make a movie milder
The Night Shift Junior Supervisor of the Rings: The Casual Acquaintanceship of the Ring
The Night Shift Junior Supervisor of the Rings: The Casual Acquaintanceship of the Ring
Make a movie milder
The Fast & the The Nonchalant
The Fast & the The Nonchalant
June 12, 2024 at 1:14 AM
Make a movie milder
The Night Shift Junior Supervisor of the Rings: The Casual Acquaintanceship of the Ring
The Night Shift Junior Supervisor of the Rings: The Casual Acquaintanceship of the Ring
I’ve checked and how can it be possible that there’s no tea shop in Scotland called the Scone of Scone???
May 27, 2024 at 12:54 PM
I’ve checked and how can it be possible that there’s no tea shop in Scotland called the Scone of Scone???
Reposted by Alia Ratel
i’ve been giggling for the past five minutes
April 6, 2024 at 6:08 PM
i’ve been giggling for the past five minutes
AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING ETERNAL POX on the inventor of the drawer freezer.
April 1, 2024 at 12:14 AM
AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING ETERNAL POX on the inventor of the drawer freezer.
Sophie is a cat who likes to scream at us all day. We’ve figured out that if we cover her with a blanket she’ll go to sleep like a little birdie for up to 9 hours, and it’s a nice quiet time. Problem is that the screams accumulate and she releases them upon her emergence
February 5, 2024 at 12:21 AM
Sophie is a cat who likes to scream at us all day. We’ve figured out that if we cover her with a blanket she’ll go to sleep like a little birdie for up to 9 hours, and it’s a nice quiet time. Problem is that the screams accumulate and she releases them upon her emergence
This moment just captures so much of my experience of living among humans
February 2, 2024 at 3:09 PM
This moment just captures so much of my experience of living among humans
I think we all know the Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme song as shown on TV never made sense. If the version as written was too long, they should’ve eliminated the first verse and included the verse that explains why he took a cab from the airport
holy shit howdy everyone, welcome to another lovely trash tuesday.
sorry for the delay, works been wild. LEMME SEE THOSE BRAIN WORMS
(also gonna be slow on the reposts today, if you’re in line stay in line)
sorry for the delay, works been wild. LEMME SEE THOSE BRAIN WORMS
(also gonna be slow on the reposts today, if you’re in line stay in line)
IT’S TRASH TUESDAY. LET IT ALL OUT AND FLY THOSE FREAK FLAGS
January 30, 2024 at 8:22 PM
I think we all know the Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme song as shown on TV never made sense. If the version as written was too long, they should’ve eliminated the first verse and included the verse that explains why he took a cab from the airport
I’m looking at you, Animal Crossing
January 28, 2024 at 4:13 PM
I’m looking at you, Animal Crossing
Every hair that I pluck from the lower third of my face gets called a sonofabitch as I verify its presence in the tweezers
welcome to another lovely TRASH TUESDAY y’all, in the words of @yourpalkat.bsky.social “boss makes a dollar, i make a dime / that's why i reskeet hot nonsense on company time”
SHOW ME WHAT YA GOT
and be sure to swing by @bunnymommy.bsky.social’s place for the newly christened Pits & Tits Tuesday
SHOW ME WHAT YA GOT
and be sure to swing by @bunnymommy.bsky.social’s place for the newly christened Pits & Tits Tuesday
IT’S TRASH TUESDAY. LET IT ALL OUT AND FLY THOSE FREAK FLAGS
January 24, 2024 at 12:06 AM
Every hair that I pluck from the lower third of my face gets called a sonofabitch as I verify its presence in the tweezers
Spouse&I worked out the type of witch I’d be based on my love of jars. Not a midwife or fortuneteller. In fact, none of the service pro types, inc. apothecary. But I do love the jars, so I’d have to be mixing potions. But not a poison-seller or assassin bc again, service. So I’d be a murder witch
January 20, 2024 at 12:39 AM
Spouse&I worked out the type of witch I’d be based on my love of jars. Not a midwife or fortuneteller. In fact, none of the service pro types, inc. apothecary. But I do love the jars, so I’d have to be mixing potions. But not a poison-seller or assassin bc again, service. So I’d be a murder witch
YES
January 18, 2024 at 1:50 AM
YES
Dear The Media,
When you talk about people liking social media posts or posts getting likes, you don’t have to put it in quotation marks anymore. We all know what likes are now.
When you talk about people liking social media posts or posts getting likes, you don’t have to put it in quotation marks anymore. We all know what likes are now.
January 17, 2024 at 2:41 PM
Dear The Media,
When you talk about people liking social media posts or posts getting likes, you don’t have to put it in quotation marks anymore. We all know what likes are now.
When you talk about people liking social media posts or posts getting likes, you don’t have to put it in quotation marks anymore. We all know what likes are now.
Tag yourself. I’m the Loch Ness Monster, according to internet quiz
January 13, 2024 at 1:01 AM
Tag yourself. I’m the Loch Ness Monster, according to internet quiz
Feel like this every day but in a bad way
December 19, 2023 at 6:00 PM
Feel like this every day but in a bad way
So a desert island is called that not bc it has little rain, but bc it’s uninhabited. In the construction “WiFi desert” there is no WiFi. So you can’t use desert desert island to describe an uninhabited island with little rain. A desert desert island has no desert.
December 15, 2023 at 12:24 AM
So a desert island is called that not bc it has little rain, but bc it’s uninhabited. In the construction “WiFi desert” there is no WiFi. So you can’t use desert desert island to describe an uninhabited island with little rain. A desert desert island has no desert.
I’d be interested to know what Man Who Has It All thinks of this
December 14, 2023 at 7:18 PM
I’d be interested to know what Man Who Has It All thinks of this
Why, yes, I am having dessert before supper.
I do what I want.
I do what I want.
December 12, 2023 at 12:44 AM
Why, yes, I am having dessert before supper.
I do what I want.
I do what I want.
Like gifting humans notwithstanding, this song is nuts. What is going one here? Is this following some story? Or did the songwriter just know nothing of symmetry? Tell me.
Breakdown of The Twelve Days of Christmas:
1. Bird chillin in a tree
2. Birds chillin
3. Birds chillin
4. Birds chillin
5. Jewelry
6. Birds doin bird stuff
7. Birds doin bird stuff
8. Humans with job
9. Humans SCREWIN AROUND
10. Humans SCREWIN AROUND
11. Humans with job
12. Humans with job
WHY?!
1. Bird chillin in a tree
2. Birds chillin
3. Birds chillin
4. Birds chillin
5. Jewelry
6. Birds doin bird stuff
7. Birds doin bird stuff
8. Humans with job
9. Humans SCREWIN AROUND
10. Humans SCREWIN AROUND
11. Humans with job
12. Humans with job
WHY?!
December 10, 2023 at 7:02 PM
Like gifting humans notwithstanding, this song is nuts. What is going one here? Is this following some story? Or did the songwriter just know nothing of symmetry? Tell me.
Breakdown of The Twelve Days of Christmas:
1. Bird chillin in a tree
2. Birds chillin
3. Birds chillin
4. Birds chillin
5. Jewelry
6. Birds doin bird stuff
7. Birds doin bird stuff
8. Humans with job
9. Humans SCREWIN AROUND
10. Humans SCREWIN AROUND
11. Humans with job
12. Humans with job
WHY?!
1. Bird chillin in a tree
2. Birds chillin
3. Birds chillin
4. Birds chillin
5. Jewelry
6. Birds doin bird stuff
7. Birds doin bird stuff
8. Humans with job
9. Humans SCREWIN AROUND
10. Humans SCREWIN AROUND
11. Humans with job
12. Humans with job
WHY?!
December 10, 2023 at 7:00 PM
Breakdown of The Twelve Days of Christmas:
1. Bird chillin in a tree
2. Birds chillin
3. Birds chillin
4. Birds chillin
5. Jewelry
6. Birds doin bird stuff
7. Birds doin bird stuff
8. Humans with job
9. Humans SCREWIN AROUND
10. Humans SCREWIN AROUND
11. Humans with job
12. Humans with job
WHY?!
1. Bird chillin in a tree
2. Birds chillin
3. Birds chillin
4. Birds chillin
5. Jewelry
6. Birds doin bird stuff
7. Birds doin bird stuff
8. Humans with job
9. Humans SCREWIN AROUND
10. Humans SCREWIN AROUND
11. Humans with job
12. Humans with job
WHY?!
Be sure to keep your cat’s self-esteem healthy by telling her she’s a killer every day.
@catsofyore.bsky.social
@catsofyore.bsky.social
December 8, 2023 at 10:50 PM
Be sure to keep your cat’s self-esteem healthy by telling her she’s a killer every day.
@catsofyore.bsky.social
@catsofyore.bsky.social
Am I the only one who gets irked when people claim to be humbled when they should be, and probably are in fact, proud?
I’m so humbled to get this award for my groundbreaking work.
Wouldn’t you be humbled if you thought your work was great and the award committee didn’t?
modesty>humility here I think
I’m so humbled to get this award for my groundbreaking work.
Wouldn’t you be humbled if you thought your work was great and the award committee didn’t?
modesty>humility here I think
November 30, 2023 at 12:26 AM
Am I the only one who gets irked when people claim to be humbled when they should be, and probably are in fact, proud?
I’m so humbled to get this award for my groundbreaking work.
Wouldn’t you be humbled if you thought your work was great and the award committee didn’t?
modesty>humility here I think
I’m so humbled to get this award for my groundbreaking work.
Wouldn’t you be humbled if you thought your work was great and the award committee didn’t?
modesty>humility here I think