Alfalfa Male
@alfalfamale.bsky.social
The embodiment of cartoon physics.
In an alternate reality I was known as Jean Claude Forest.
In an alternate reality I was known as Jean Claude Forest.
My bees are too tame for their own damn good. Here's an actual video of them defending the hive during my inspections.
May 23, 2025 at 12:27 PM
My bees are too tame for their own damn good. Here's an actual video of them defending the hive during my inspections.
I would just like to remind everyone that:
Whenever there's trouble, we're there on the double. We're The Bloodhound Gang.
If you got the crime, we got the time. We're The Bloodhound Gang.
This public service announcement painstakingly unearthed on behalf of the Children's Television Workshop.
Whenever there's trouble, we're there on the double. We're The Bloodhound Gang.
If you got the crime, we got the time. We're The Bloodhound Gang.
This public service announcement painstakingly unearthed on behalf of the Children's Television Workshop.
January 28, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I would just like to remind everyone that:
Whenever there's trouble, we're there on the double. We're The Bloodhound Gang.
If you got the crime, we got the time. We're The Bloodhound Gang.
This public service announcement painstakingly unearthed on behalf of the Children's Television Workshop.
Whenever there's trouble, we're there on the double. We're The Bloodhound Gang.
If you got the crime, we got the time. We're The Bloodhound Gang.
This public service announcement painstakingly unearthed on behalf of the Children's Television Workshop.
Shhh. You had me at, "Alfie, when do we get to the Tau Ceti gravitational field?"
January 12, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Shhh. You had me at, "Alfie, when do we get to the Tau Ceti gravitational field?"