Alfalfa Male
@alfalfamale.bsky.social
The embodiment of cartoon physics.
In an alternate reality I was known as Jean Claude Forest.
In an alternate reality I was known as Jean Claude Forest.
Why do you suspect this "Uncle Sam" bears such a striking resemblance to Jeffrey Epstein?
August 6, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Why do you suspect this "Uncle Sam" bears such a striking resemblance to Jeffrey Epstein?
My bees are too tame for their own damn good. Here's an actual video of them defending the hive during my inspections.
May 23, 2025 at 12:27 PM
My bees are too tame for their own damn good. Here's an actual video of them defending the hive during my inspections.
These instructions are fuckin insane. Who the fuck is putting together a desk with a submachine gun? And what the fuck is that guy in the corner doing? Is he listening to the wood? Don’t do that asswipe! It’s against the rules!
March 26, 2025 at 9:37 PM
These instructions are fuckin insane. Who the fuck is putting together a desk with a submachine gun? And what the fuck is that guy in the corner doing? Is he listening to the wood? Don’t do that asswipe! It’s against the rules!
I heard he's a shitty boss. Go figure.
February 25, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I heard he's a shitty boss. Go figure.
I would just like to remind everyone that:
Whenever there's trouble, we're there on the double. We're The Bloodhound Gang.
If you got the crime, we got the time. We're The Bloodhound Gang.
This public service announcement painstakingly unearthed on behalf of the Children's Television Workshop.
Whenever there's trouble, we're there on the double. We're The Bloodhound Gang.
If you got the crime, we got the time. We're The Bloodhound Gang.
This public service announcement painstakingly unearthed on behalf of the Children's Television Workshop.
January 28, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I would just like to remind everyone that:
Whenever there's trouble, we're there on the double. We're The Bloodhound Gang.
If you got the crime, we got the time. We're The Bloodhound Gang.
This public service announcement painstakingly unearthed on behalf of the Children's Television Workshop.
Whenever there's trouble, we're there on the double. We're The Bloodhound Gang.
If you got the crime, we got the time. We're The Bloodhound Gang.
This public service announcement painstakingly unearthed on behalf of the Children's Television Workshop.
He still hasn't blocked me.
January 18, 2025 at 2:57 PM
He still hasn't blocked me.
Shhh. You had me at, "Alfie, when do we get to the Tau Ceti gravitational field?"
January 12, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Shhh. You had me at, "Alfie, when do we get to the Tau Ceti gravitational field?"