I'll remedy that.

This one fuckin sizzles from a distance.
Hot.
Take.

Hope is a four letter word. Your mom taught me that. It's a shame her and I couldn't have made things work, but I'd find it difficult calling the heavenly father, son.

Oh, I want to know about The Sandwich Guy. Regale me with tales of hoagies hence, I implore you.

I don't know how I feel about this. I think the indigenous tribes should have have the land back before it's allowed to be sold people outside the country. Altruistic intent notwithstanding.

If it's on the Internet, it has to be true.

Nobody benefits from another person being forced into a position of support and/or defense of something as disgusting as child molestation.

I know it's tempting to forget yourself in cathartic schadenfreude and I-told-you-so's, and we truly do deserve to glote a bit, but vilify at your own risk.

Man I hope he does too. This gives me hope.

We'll take her. I by we, I mean the mounting legion growing in staggering numbers behind me.

I was a little worried for a second.

No, I’m not lactose intolerant, but that IS a good fart joke, am I right?

Don’t tempt me Frodo!
I dare not cheese it. You must understand I would seek only to do good. But through me it would manifest a power too terrible to imagine.

Can confirm. I tuned out on anything she had to say two seconds after hearing her voice.

So I built the desk. Didn't listen to the wood once. Took forever though. Next time Imma use my gat.

Moxie Marlinespike rules!