Alex MJ Smith
@alexmjsmith.bsky.social
TV writer and comedy writer in Cornwall. Currently: Channel 4 New Writers. Passionate goblin enthusiast and newbie TTRPG writer.
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Alex MJ Smith
@alexmjsmith.bsky.social
· Nov 19
Because I live in Cornwall, I always put the jam on first. But controversially I maintain that jam first is not actually the best way to shower.
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It’s the FINAL WEEKEND to support the Kickstarter to fund my new children’s picture book.
Please support if you can, every £ helps.
I only receive the funding if the campaign reaches 100%. If not, no card payments will be taken.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/thi...
Please support if you can, every £ helps.
I only receive the funding if the campaign reaches 100%. If not, no card payments will be taken.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/thi...
CHEESE: Lights! Crackers! Action! A Funny Children's Book
The BRIEquel to CHEESE! a funny picture book aimed at kids aged 3-6
www.kickstarter.com
November 8, 2025 at 9:42 AM
It’s the FINAL WEEKEND to support the Kickstarter to fund my new children’s picture book.
Please support if you can, every £ helps.
I only receive the funding if the campaign reaches 100%. If not, no card payments will be taken.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/thi...
Please support if you can, every £ helps.
I only receive the funding if the campaign reaches 100%. If not, no card payments will be taken.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/thi...
Drinking an ice cold pepsi because unlike coca cola, pepsi has definitely absolutely never done anything even remotely morally reprehensible. Mmm, a delicious glass of ethics.
November 5, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Drinking an ice cold pepsi because unlike coca cola, pepsi has definitely absolutely never done anything even remotely morally reprehensible. Mmm, a delicious glass of ethics.
Feral, bloodied, charging through a swirling blizzard...
Just some of the experiences I had while writing part of this book. It's my first contribution to the Wrath & Glory line, having had the honour of working with some true Long Fangs of TTRPG writing. I can't wait to get my claws into a copy.
Just some of the experiences I had while writing part of this book. It's my first contribution to the Wrath & Glory line, having had the honour of working with some true Long Fangs of TTRPG writing. I can't wait to get my claws into a copy.
PRE-ORDERS LIVE!
Unleash the fury of Fenris with Sons of Russ, the thrilling new Space Wolves supplement for Wrath & Glory!
New Archetypes, Wargear, and Sagas await.
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#SonsOfRuss #SpaceWolves #WrathAndGlory #PreOrderNow
Unleash the fury of Fenris with Sons of Russ, the thrilling new Space Wolves supplement for Wrath & Glory!
New Archetypes, Wargear, and Sagas await.
https://bit.ly/4qq4r7I
#SonsOfRuss #SpaceWolves #WrathAndGlory #PreOrderNow
October 24, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Feral, bloodied, charging through a swirling blizzard...
Just some of the experiences I had while writing part of this book. It's my first contribution to the Wrath & Glory line, having had the honour of working with some true Long Fangs of TTRPG writing. I can't wait to get my claws into a copy.
Just some of the experiences I had while writing part of this book. It's my first contribution to the Wrath & Glory line, having had the honour of working with some true Long Fangs of TTRPG writing. I can't wait to get my claws into a copy.
Cheese is the best thing you can do with milk, obviously. Whereas Cheese! (note the punctuation) is the best book you can read your kids. And now @thisisdouch.bsky.social is working on a sequel. Delicious! Pledge for a copy to delight your kids and/or spite a lactose intolerant nemesis.
I’m running a Kickstarter to fund a self-published children’s book. Please take a look and support if you can www.kickstarter.com/projects/thi...
CHEESE: Lights! Crackers! Action! A Funny Children's Book
The BRIEquel to CHEESE! a funny picture book aimed at kids aged 3-6
www.kickstarter.com
October 15, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Cheese is the best thing you can do with milk, obviously. Whereas Cheese! (note the punctuation) is the best book you can read your kids. And now @thisisdouch.bsky.social is working on a sequel. Delicious! Pledge for a copy to delight your kids and/or spite a lactose intolerant nemesis.
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My pal @thisisdouch.bsky.social is writing a sequel to his first picture book CHEESE! But he needs your help - yes, you!
Help back original, smart and funny kids' books. (Or we'll have to put up with celebs writing books called MR POO PANTS EATS BOGEY FARTS.)
www.kickstarter.com/projects/thi...
Help back original, smart and funny kids' books. (Or we'll have to put up with celebs writing books called MR POO PANTS EATS BOGEY FARTS.)
www.kickstarter.com/projects/thi...
CHEESE: Lights! Crackers! Action! A Funny Children's Book
The BRIEquel to CHEESE! a funny picture book aimed at kids aged 3-6
www.kickstarter.com
October 15, 2025 at 5:58 PM
My pal @thisisdouch.bsky.social is writing a sequel to his first picture book CHEESE! But he needs your help - yes, you!
Help back original, smart and funny kids' books. (Or we'll have to put up with celebs writing books called MR POO PANTS EATS BOGEY FARTS.)
www.kickstarter.com/projects/thi...
Help back original, smart and funny kids' books. (Or we'll have to put up with celebs writing books called MR POO PANTS EATS BOGEY FARTS.)
www.kickstarter.com/projects/thi...
A friend of mine needs help. Please take a look and donate if you are able: gofund.me/56de34023
Donate to Help mother leave abusive relationship, organized by Sorcha V
Funds towards an Edinburgh mum’s leaving costs.
She is a mother of a toddler and c… Sorcha V needs your support for Help mother leave abusive relationship
gofund.me
October 14, 2025 at 9:04 PM
A friend of mine needs help. Please take a look and donate if you are able: gofund.me/56de34023
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🗡️⚔️ A storm brews in the Sea of Stars, and the howls of Fenris echo once more.🗡️
Get ready to tell YOUR saga with Sons of Russ, the upcoming Space Wolves supplement for Warhammer: Wrath & Glory.
#SpaceWolves #WrathAndGlory #SonsOfRuss #cubicle7 #warhammer40k
Get ready to tell YOUR saga with Sons of Russ, the upcoming Space Wolves supplement for Warhammer: Wrath & Glory.
#SpaceWolves #WrathAndGlory #SonsOfRuss #cubicle7 #warhammer40k
September 13, 2025 at 3:25 PM
🗡️⚔️ A storm brews in the Sea of Stars, and the howls of Fenris echo once more.🗡️
Get ready to tell YOUR saga with Sons of Russ, the upcoming Space Wolves supplement for Warhammer: Wrath & Glory.
#SpaceWolves #WrathAndGlory #SonsOfRuss #cubicle7 #warhammer40k
Get ready to tell YOUR saga with Sons of Russ, the upcoming Space Wolves supplement for Warhammer: Wrath & Glory.
#SpaceWolves #WrathAndGlory #SonsOfRuss #cubicle7 #warhammer40k
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🐺The upcoming Space Wolves supplement for Wrath & Glory is nearly here. Prepare for new tales of honour, fury, and the wild heart of Fenris in Sons of Russ.
The Collector’s Edition features a beautiful foil-embossed cover with gilded edges and comes wrapped in PU leather.
#WrathAndGlory
The Collector’s Edition features a beautiful foil-embossed cover with gilded edges and comes wrapped in PU leather.
#WrathAndGlory
September 9, 2025 at 7:51 PM
🐺The upcoming Space Wolves supplement for Wrath & Glory is nearly here. Prepare for new tales of honour, fury, and the wild heart of Fenris in Sons of Russ.
The Collector’s Edition features a beautiful foil-embossed cover with gilded edges and comes wrapped in PU leather.
#WrathAndGlory
The Collector’s Edition features a beautiful foil-embossed cover with gilded edges and comes wrapped in PU leather.
#WrathAndGlory
Part of England’s problem might be that the flag is too easy to spray on things. Imagine if we had something closer to the Australian flag? I can’t see the racists taking the time to lay down a blue base coat before carefully spraying all those stars.
August 31, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Part of England’s problem might be that the flag is too easy to spray on things. Imagine if we had something closer to the Australian flag? I can’t see the racists taking the time to lay down a blue base coat before carefully spraying all those stars.
Travelling today while reading a Lovecraft story and I’ve just got to the reveal that the terrible dark thing at the heart of it all is happening *today*, but sure it’s fine, totally fine, not an omen of any sort.
August 26, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Travelling today while reading a Lovecraft story and I’ve just got to the reveal that the terrible dark thing at the heart of it all is happening *today*, but sure it’s fine, totally fine, not an omen of any sort.
when you let the subject write their own headline
August 4, 2025 at 8:14 AM
when you let the subject write their own headline
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Delighted to say that our film LADRON has been awarded the Screen Cornwall Fylm K fund! Our Crowdfunder - crowdfunder.co.uk/p/ladron-thiev… - launches today so please check it out and share the film far and wide. We are @ladron_thieves_film over on Instagram!
July 4, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Delighted to say that our film LADRON has been awarded the Screen Cornwall Fylm K fund! Our Crowdfunder - crowdfunder.co.uk/p/ladron-thiev… - launches today so please check it out and share the film far and wide. We are @ladron_thieves_film over on Instagram!
Writing my first RPG adventure. Made a typo while aiming for ‘he leaps forward with a savage howl’, which autocorrected to ‘he leaps forward with a sausage’. Sure, it changes the emphasis of the encounter… but I’m not 100% against it.
June 19, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Writing my first RPG adventure. Made a typo while aiming for ‘he leaps forward with a savage howl’, which autocorrected to ‘he leaps forward with a sausage’. Sure, it changes the emphasis of the encounter… but I’m not 100% against it.
Friends, clients, would-be wealthy benefactors! It has come to my attention that some emails I’ve been sent have been mysteriously waylaid by the warp, en-route to my inbox, and I haven’t received them. It sounds like some made up bullsh1t, I know. But alas, I have proof.
May 30, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Friends, clients, would-be wealthy benefactors! It has come to my attention that some emails I’ve been sent have been mysteriously waylaid by the warp, en-route to my inbox, and I haven’t received them. It sounds like some made up bullsh1t, I know. But alas, I have proof.
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Some monsters I painted for Tribes & Tribulations, for Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay. Really dug the darker vibe I was asked to hit for these.
May 28, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Some monsters I painted for Tribes & Tribulations, for Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay. Really dug the darker vibe I was asked to hit for these.
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Writers, have you been asked to work for free?
Then join our call for evidence on the type + amount of free work that's been requested of you over the past 12 months to help us identify + tackle the problem
Open to non-members too!
#scriptskyuk #screenwriting
writersguild.org.uk/free-work/
Then join our call for evidence on the type + amount of free work that's been requested of you over the past 12 months to help us identify + tackle the problem
Open to non-members too!
#scriptskyuk #screenwriting
writersguild.org.uk/free-work/
May 27, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Writers, have you been asked to work for free?
Then join our call for evidence on the type + amount of free work that's been requested of you over the past 12 months to help us identify + tackle the problem
Open to non-members too!
#scriptskyuk #screenwriting
writersguild.org.uk/free-work/
Then join our call for evidence on the type + amount of free work that's been requested of you over the past 12 months to help us identify + tackle the problem
Open to non-members too!
#scriptskyuk #screenwriting
writersguild.org.uk/free-work/
A writing credit on a new radio show (for me) AND I get to spend all day writing for an IP I grew up loving? Good day to be a freelance writer. For balance, yesterday my car cost me £150. They can’t all be winners.
May 23, 2025 at 2:23 PM
A writing credit on a new radio show (for me) AND I get to spend all day writing for an IP I grew up loving? Good day to be a freelance writer. For balance, yesterday my car cost me £150. They can’t all be winners.
Opened Twitter for the first time in a while. "I wonder if it really is as bad on here as we all made out"...
First tweet I see is sponsored one for a testosterone supplement, with the undeniably arresting headline "this drained my man boobs".
So yeah.
First tweet I see is sponsored one for a testosterone supplement, with the undeniably arresting headline "this drained my man boobs".
So yeah.
May 22, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Opened Twitter for the first time in a while. "I wonder if it really is as bad on here as we all made out"...
First tweet I see is sponsored one for a testosterone supplement, with the undeniably arresting headline "this drained my man boobs".
So yeah.
First tweet I see is sponsored one for a testosterone supplement, with the undeniably arresting headline "this drained my man boobs".
So yeah.
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Please help us with this really important bit of research. Any information you give us is confidential but will help us understand the scale of the problem and tackle it.
Please share.
Please share.
1/ Writers – have you been asked to work for free?
Then join our call for evidence on the type + amount of free work that has been requested of you over the past 12 months to help us identify + tackle the problem
Then join our call for evidence on the type + amount of free work that has been requested of you over the past 12 months to help us identify + tackle the problem
May 21, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Please help us with this really important bit of research. Any information you give us is confidential but will help us understand the scale of the problem and tackle it.
Please share.
Please share.
First beach day of 2025. Falmouth, Cornwall.
April 27, 2025 at 2:59 PM
First beach day of 2025. Falmouth, Cornwall.
This review of a glue gun has left me with questions…
April 25, 2025 at 9:12 PM
This review of a glue gun has left me with questions…
Guys, try to remember that Easter isn't about chocolate or getting two days off work. It's about hot cross buns loaded with heart-stopping amounts of butter.
April 17, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Guys, try to remember that Easter isn't about chocolate or getting two days off work. It's about hot cross buns loaded with heart-stopping amounts of butter.
Why have I gained 50ish followers in the last two days? Who’s added me to a “people who don’t really post and therefore won’t bother you much if you follow them” starter pack? Come on, own up.
April 15, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Why have I gained 50ish followers in the last two days? Who’s added me to a “people who don’t really post and therefore won’t bother you much if you follow them” starter pack? Come on, own up.
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Oh my! Turns out we’re back next week!
Judge Dredd Megazine 479 is out on 16th April, featuring ARMITAGE: MURDER. SETTING: AUTOMATED, EXPRESS, part one by:
📝 Script: @liamjohnsontype.bsky.social
✏️ Art: Warren Pleece
💬 Letters: Annie Parkhouse
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📝 Script: @liamjohnsontype.bsky.social
✏️ Art: Warren Pleece
💬 Letters: Annie Parkhouse
Subscribe now and get zarjaz free gifts ➡️ bit.ly/2Ws04uc
April 10, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Oh my! Turns out we’re back next week!
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At my kids' school last night for an awards thing, and they had 'screenwriter' up as a viable career option! Obviously, I corrected them and had it taken down.
April 2, 2025 at 9:20 AM
At my kids' school last night for an awards thing, and they had 'screenwriter' up as a viable career option! Obviously, I corrected them and had it taken down.