Alex Blechman
@alexblechman.bsky.social
Writer, game designer
Former Staff Writer @TheOnion & @ClickHole.
Words for Netflix, Jackbox Games, High On Life, Starship Troopers: Terran Command, Saints Row, Kraft Heinz, Darkhorse, Team Coco, other places
alexanderblechman.com
Former Staff Writer @TheOnion & @ClickHole.
Words for Netflix, Jackbox Games, High On Life, Starship Troopers: Terran Command, Saints Row, Kraft Heinz, Darkhorse, Team Coco, other places
alexanderblechman.com
Trauma dumping used to be on the dollar menu but they raised the price. Inflation, you know how it is. Now it costs $3 for a full psychoanalysis but comes with a small soft drink
November 5, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Trauma dumping used to be on the dollar menu but they raised the price. Inflation, you know how it is. Now it costs $3 for a full psychoanalysis but comes with a small soft drink
Either “MAYOR” or “THE MAYOR”
November 5, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Either “MAYOR” or “THE MAYOR”
Cleaning plaque out of an artery while fighting a white blood cell with a bowie knife
November 3, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Cleaning plaque out of an artery while fighting a white blood cell with a bowie knife
I’m down for it! People need to know the promise and peril of Skaxx
October 31, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I’m down for it! People need to know the promise and peril of Skaxx
Neither sword nor motorcycle but both at once, the Swordcycle will be humanity’s best weapon and only hope for reaching The Last Tree, according to a report published by The Economist
October 30, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Neither sword nor motorcycle but both at once, the Swordcycle will be humanity’s best weapon and only hope for reaching The Last Tree, according to a report published by The Economist
Experts warn everything will change after Steelreign is activated and turns against its masters. They do add a note of optimism though, predicting sewers will become mankind’s last refuge
October 30, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Experts warn everything will change after Steelreign is activated and turns against its masters. They do add a note of optimism though, predicting sewers will become mankind’s last refuge
That’s why your destiny changes every time you hyperjump
October 27, 2025 at 2:34 AM
That’s why your destiny changes every time you hyperjump