Alex Blechman
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Alex Blechman
@alexblechman.bsky.social
Writer, game designer
Former Staff Writer @TheOnion & @ClickHole.
Words for Netflix, Jackbox Games, High On Life, Starship Troopers: Terran Command, Saints Row, Kraft Heinz, Darkhorse, Team Coco, other places

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November 9, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Trauma dumping used to be on the dollar menu but they raised the price. Inflation, you know how it is. Now it costs $3 for a full psychoanalysis but comes with a small soft drink
November 5, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Either “MAYOR” or “THE MAYOR”
November 5, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Cleaning plaque out of an artery while fighting a white blood cell with a bowie knife
November 3, 2025 at 6:46 AM
I’m down for it! People need to know the promise and peril of Skaxx
October 31, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Neither sword nor motorcycle but both at once, the Swordcycle will be humanity’s best weapon and only hope for reaching The Last Tree, according to a report published by The Economist
October 30, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Experts warn everything will change after Steelreign is activated and turns against its masters. They do add a note of optimism though, predicting sewers will become mankind’s last refuge
October 30, 2025 at 1:33 PM
That’s why your destiny changes every time you hyperjump
October 27, 2025 at 2:34 AM