Alex Blechman
@alexblechman.bsky.social
Writer, game designer
Former Staff Writer @TheOnion & @ClickHole.
Words for Netflix, Jackbox Games, High On Life, Starship Troopers: Terran Command, Saints Row, Kraft Heinz, Darkhorse, Team Coco, other places
alexanderblechman.com
Former Staff Writer @TheOnion & @ClickHole.
Words for Netflix, Jackbox Games, High On Life, Starship Troopers: Terran Command, Saints Row, Kraft Heinz, Darkhorse, Team Coco, other places
alexanderblechman.com
This meme implies astronauts are constantly shooting each other in space to cover up a horrific secret. In fact that has only happened 4 times in NASA’s entire history
November 9, 2025 at 5:30 PM
This meme implies astronauts are constantly shooting each other in space to cover up a horrific secret. In fact that has only happened 4 times in NASA’s entire history
I’m convinced. Going to play this instead of Silksong
September 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I’m convinced. Going to play this instead of Silksong
I was too scared to click on this ad. Why do I have to disappear for 1 month? Is disappearing mandatory? Vanishing usually isn’t part of a sales pitch. “Go off the grid for 5 years and return having experienced the great taste of DrPepper”
August 6, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I was too scared to click on this ad. Why do I have to disappear for 1 month? Is disappearing mandatory? Vanishing usually isn’t part of a sales pitch. “Go off the grid for 5 years and return having experienced the great taste of DrPepper”
Does society owe them a free $10,000 Star Trek: TNG pinball machine? Yes, if they want it badly enough. Also, society should send out a repairman every few weeks due to this particular model’s notably finicky design flaws that require frequent maintenance
August 2, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Does society owe them a free $10,000 Star Trek: TNG pinball machine? Yes, if they want it badly enough. Also, society should send out a repairman every few weeks due to this particular model’s notably finicky design flaws that require frequent maintenance
Hello there is a fake me. That is not my account. They are using a hyphen as a cunning disguise
July 28, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Hello there is a fake me. That is not my account. They are using a hyphen as a cunning disguise
Since you folks like Star Wars jokes, let’s see if you enjoy this one I posted on twitter 5 years ago
It probably only works in the immediate context of the 2020 Democratic primary debates, but hey you never know
It probably only works in the immediate context of the 2020 Democratic primary debates, but hey you never know
May 19, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Since you folks like Star Wars jokes, let’s see if you enjoy this one I posted on twitter 5 years ago
It probably only works in the immediate context of the 2020 Democratic primary debates, but hey you never know
It probably only works in the immediate context of the 2020 Democratic primary debates, but hey you never know
Whew, I’m glad that cardinal was wrong and the US got a pope without first suffering a political, cultural, and economic decline
May 8, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Whew, I’m glad that cardinal was wrong and the US got a pope without first suffering a political, cultural, and economic decline
Me: I would like to buy a Switch 2. How much will it cost?
Global Trade War:
Global Trade War:
April 15, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Me: I would like to buy a Switch 2. How much will it cost?
Global Trade War:
Global Trade War:
Economic indicators remain poor
March 12, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Economic indicators remain poor
Look what vandals did to this car. I don’t care what your politics are, defacing a random person’s vehicle is wrong. They have to drive this to work
March 11, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Look what vandals did to this car. I don’t care what your politics are, defacing a random person’s vehicle is wrong. They have to drive this to work
Twitter Guy: We must leave NATO to restore America to the golden age of the 1950s
March 3, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Twitter Guy: We must leave NATO to restore America to the golden age of the 1950s
Sorry but I’m rating this survival bunker 3/10 on the Apoc-O-Meter
Where’s the giant domed room to project a facsimile of the sky on the ceiling? Where’s the perfect replica of a 1950s town main street? Where’s the giant steel door leading deeper underground the elders insist remain forever sealed?
Where’s the giant domed room to project a facsimile of the sky on the ceiling? Where’s the perfect replica of a 1950s town main street? Where’s the giant steel door leading deeper underground the elders insist remain forever sealed?
February 25, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Sorry but I’m rating this survival bunker 3/10 on the Apoc-O-Meter
Where’s the giant domed room to project a facsimile of the sky on the ceiling? Where’s the perfect replica of a 1950s town main street? Where’s the giant steel door leading deeper underground the elders insist remain forever sealed?
Where’s the giant domed room to project a facsimile of the sky on the ceiling? Where’s the perfect replica of a 1950s town main street? Where’s the giant steel door leading deeper underground the elders insist remain forever sealed?
Cutting out chunks of the airplane and saying “looks like we didn’t need that” because you’re still flying
February 14, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Cutting out chunks of the airplane and saying “looks like we didn’t need that” because you’re still flying
For serious discussions that require a mature attitude, I would limit replies to people with The Stanley Parable achievement Go Outside
February 7, 2025 at 8:16 PM
For serious discussions that require a mature attitude, I would limit replies to people with The Stanley Parable achievement Go Outside
A story in 4 parts
February 5, 2025 at 6:29 PM
A story in 4 parts
Whether you like it or not, in Star Trek’s fictional timeline Elon Musk is canonically one of history’s greatest inventors
This is in spite of the alt-right politics and not because of SpaceX. It’s because the Cybertruck 2 was just that good. Way better than the Cybertruck and every other car
This is in spite of the alt-right politics and not because of SpaceX. It’s because the Cybertruck 2 was just that good. Way better than the Cybertruck and every other car
January 29, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Whether you like it or not, in Star Trek’s fictional timeline Elon Musk is canonically one of history’s greatest inventors
This is in spite of the alt-right politics and not because of SpaceX. It’s because the Cybertruck 2 was just that good. Way better than the Cybertruck and every other car
This is in spite of the alt-right politics and not because of SpaceX. It’s because the Cybertruck 2 was just that good. Way better than the Cybertruck and every other car
Why are the topical jokes I wrote 8 years ago relevant again
January 28, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Why are the topical jokes I wrote 8 years ago relevant again
Terrible news for the United States and also for this guy
January 28, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Terrible news for the United States and also for this guy
The tech industry should team up and combine all their resources into making Dungeon Raid work on my phone again. They should do it even if it’ll cost $2 trillion dollars
January 28, 2025 at 12:12 AM
The tech industry should team up and combine all their resources into making Dungeon Raid work on my phone again. They should do it even if it’ll cost $2 trillion dollars
DeepSeek can’t do this
January 28, 2025 at 12:02 AM
DeepSeek can’t do this