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Alexandria
@alexandria.bsky.social
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Star Trek is like if the people you worked with were actually family
November 25, 2025 at 12:37 AM
describing oneself as a “socialist” today describes precisely nothing, as it can mean anything and everything.
November 24, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Someone dropped a stray dog off near my parents' house and I'm struggling to prevent myself from adopting her
November 24, 2025 at 6:03 AM
started getting fat lately (no longer borderline underweight BMI). tummy is flabbier, but ass is much bigger.
November 20, 2025 at 10:18 PM
shameless
October 27, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Reposted by Alexandria
Americans need to reconcile that this is pretty much what the Obama-era drone strikes were. Any time a prior administration abused its power and it was greeted by a shrug because “we’re the good guys” - this is why you shouldn’t do that.
October 25, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Platner appearing in public with freshly groomed Hitler mustache: I'm a huge fan of Charlie Chaplin's work
October 24, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Anyway. Got a new keyboard to replace my shitty Corsair red cherry board from 2015. These new keyboards with lubed switches and all that feel so satisfying to use.
October 22, 2025 at 6:28 AM
“We need to elect a working class candidate!” does not mean we need to elect a man with demonstrably poor judgement and questionable ethics.
October 22, 2025 at 6:15 AM
newscaster voice: They're calling him the Qasem Soleimani of Paper Mario
October 20, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Keep forgetting this app exists.
September 12, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Would you fuck your bro if he went trans?
July 22, 2025 at 12:52 AM
We should say and think only beautiful things
June 5, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Just locked myself out of the house #Savage
May 31, 2025 at 9:16 PM
this guy pisses me off
May 31, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Cheating wife or gay husband?
May 31, 2025 at 12:44 AM
May 30, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Pretending like he doesn't want my hot pockets
May 27, 2025 at 8:12 AM
I have literally never played a remaster of a game that I preferred to the original. Like oh cool it's “the same game” in a different engine with none of the original art direction.
May 27, 2025 at 5:54 AM
This kid is a mix of Tom Cruise IRL and Christian Bale's American Psycho
During a debate titled "One Christian vs. Twenty Atheists," Jordan Peterson loses by forgetting what side he’s on
May 27, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Does anyone else remember when Tom Cruise handed out communist pamphlets to the union crew and shouted at the producers about proletarian revolution?
May 25, 2025 at 8:37 PM
been getting into iced matchas lately
May 25, 2025 at 5:18 AM
People don't play in mud like they used to
May 23, 2025 at 11:38 PM
today makes three whole years on this hrt shit. when does the pussy grow?
March 28, 2025 at 5:26 PM
What did Jesus mean by this
March 25, 2025 at 6:43 PM