Just Alex
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Jesus fucking christ, can we just load these people's minds into a computer and jettison it into space? Unreal.
November 27, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Jesus fucking christ, can we just load these people's minds into a computer and jettison it into space? Unreal.
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My favorite moon landing conspiracy is that it was faked but they hired Stanley Kubrick to direct it and he was so dedicated to make it look real he demanded that they shoot on location.
November 21, 2025 at 5:22 PM
My favorite moon landing conspiracy is that it was faked but they hired Stanley Kubrick to direct it and he was so dedicated to make it look real he demanded that they shoot on location.
Holy jumping motherfuck...having once served on a grand jury, this is completely insane. I can't even imagine how many lawyers' brains are blue-screening on this
🚨BREAKING: Federal prosecutors admitted Wednesday that the grand jury handling the criminal case against former FBI Director James Comey never reviewed or voted on the final indictment used to charge him — a virtually unprecedented revelation that could topple the entire case.
In Stunning Admission, DOJ Says Grand Jury Never Saw Indictment Against Comey
Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Holy jumping motherfuck...having once served on a grand jury, this is completely insane. I can't even imagine how many lawyers' brains are blue-screening on this
The fact that America is not ready to have a woman president is such a scathing indictment of our prevailing social norms and values.
November 16, 2025 at 3:47 AM
The fact that America is not ready to have a woman president is such a scathing indictment of our prevailing social norms and values.
My mind automatically set this to the tune of the Johnny Cash cover of "Hurt" and that may be a sign I need therapy
I met Weird Al today
October 11, 2025 at 11:48 PM
My mind automatically set this to the tune of the Johnny Cash cover of "Hurt" and that may be a sign I need therapy
No, they have parlayed shamelessness into a perverse superpower.
October 1, 2025 at 12:36 AM
No, they have parlayed shamelessness into a perverse superpower.
What a great essay. Makes me feel like a bit of a wanker myself, but on balance that's probably a good thing. Can't change a problem without first recognizing and naming it.
Today's article is about a form of bad-faith speech somewhat akin to bullshit, which I'm calling (because why not) wank. I don't quite think I've focused the ideas down as much as I can, but I think it says some interesting things regardless:
An essay on wank | deadSimpleTech
This captures well the uncomfortable, slightly disorienting feeling that wank creates when you're subjected to it, wherein you're expected to speak about and think about the statement as though it say...
deadsimpletech.com
September 30, 2025 at 1:21 AM
What a great essay. Makes me feel like a bit of a wanker myself, but on balance that's probably a good thing. Can't change a problem without first recognizing and naming it.
Like 99% of pictures of Kash Patel this week look like he's about to mutter "I've made a huge mistake" GOB Bluth style
September 14, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Like 99% of pictures of Kash Patel this week look like he's about to mutter "I've made a huge mistake" GOB Bluth style
Just heard someone claim on a podcast to regret having transitioned MTF out of kind of peer pressure and hit stop. Like, really? You got Rxs for estrogen and T-blockers without having sufficient psy-therapy to warrant a good faith Dx of gender dysphoria? Come on, y'all. Fuck off with that BS, y'all.
September 10, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Just heard someone claim on a podcast to regret having transitioned MTF out of kind of peer pressure and hit stop. Like, really? You got Rxs for estrogen and T-blockers without having sufficient psy-therapy to warrant a good faith Dx of gender dysphoria? Come on, y'all. Fuck off with that BS, y'all.
The only reason for a presidential administration to say that "slavery is bad" is a position that shouldn't be endorsed is if they would like to bring slavery back.
August 21, 2025 at 10:09 PM
The only reason for a presidential administration to say that "slavery is bad" is a position that shouldn't be endorsed is if they would like to bring slavery back.
I would love to see all American healthcare providers band together and refuse to accept United Healthcare insurance. Just grab that company by the nuts and twist.
August 12, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I would love to see all American healthcare providers band together and refuse to accept United Healthcare insurance. Just grab that company by the nuts and twist.
#Eberron session 4 wrap!
Weird rattling inside the Warforged was a swarm of clockwork beetles the whole time!
A new spider familiar communicates via semaphore!
A frog gets a wig!
And with the close of festivities in Galethspyre, the party boards the lightning rail bound for Quickstone!
Weird rattling inside the Warforged was a swarm of clockwork beetles the whole time!
A new spider familiar communicates via semaphore!
A frog gets a wig!
And with the close of festivities in Galethspyre, the party boards the lightning rail bound for Quickstone!
August 4, 2025 at 2:19 AM
#Eberron session 4 wrap!
Weird rattling inside the Warforged was a swarm of clockwork beetles the whole time!
A new spider familiar communicates via semaphore!
A frog gets a wig!
And with the close of festivities in Galethspyre, the party boards the lightning rail bound for Quickstone!
Weird rattling inside the Warforged was a swarm of clockwork beetles the whole time!
A new spider familiar communicates via semaphore!
A frog gets a wig!
And with the close of festivities in Galethspyre, the party boards the lightning rail bound for Quickstone!
Jesus fucking Christ, Onion, give this writer a raise right now
Alabama Governor Signs New ‘Heartbeat Bill’ Lowering State’s Age Of Consent
Alabama Governor Signs New ‘Heartbeat Bill’ Lowering State’s Age Of Consent
theonion.com
July 22, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Jesus fucking Christ, Onion, give this writer a raise right now
I would suggest the happy compromise of having them change their name back to "Football Team."
Trump says he may block the deal to move the Commanders back to DC unless they re-adopt a racist team name
July 21, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I would suggest the happy compromise of having them change their name back to "Football Team."
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What percentage of voting-age Americans think that Bill the Butcher was the good guy in Gangs of New York? Thinking it's at least 35%
July 3, 2025 at 11:57 PM
What percentage of voting-age Americans think that Bill the Butcher was the good guy in Gangs of New York? Thinking it's at least 35%
We put a little whipped cream and a cherry on this massive turd, anybody who won't eat it just doesn't like sundaes
A press secretary who knowingly lies every day to the American people about obvious and irrefutable facts.
July 3, 2025 at 2:04 PM
We put a little whipped cream and a cherry on this massive turd, anybody who won't eat it just doesn't like sundaes
Me: Bluesky, please show me less of practically naked dudes in my feed.
Bluesky: What if less was more
Bluesky: What if less was more
June 27, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Me: Bluesky, please show me less of practically naked dudes in my feed.
Bluesky: What if less was more
Bluesky: What if less was more
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June 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I wonder how many times somebody has approached Ice Cube and called him "Mr. Cube"
June 18, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I wonder how many times somebody has approached Ice Cube and called him "Mr. Cube"
Sonny Corleone at least had the decency to throw down enough cash afterward to replace it
L.A. police pushed down a journalist helping an injured man and broke his camera
June 18, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Sonny Corleone at least had the decency to throw down enough cash afterward to replace it
So heartened by the amazing turnout for the Birmingham AL #NoKings protest! Everything remained peaceful and law enforcement didn't get involved...but if that had happened I would have been proud to share a jail cell with any of the other protesters!
June 15, 2025 at 1:44 AM
So heartened by the amazing turnout for the Birmingham AL #NoKings protest! Everything remained peaceful and law enforcement didn't get involved...but if that had happened I would have been proud to share a jail cell with any of the other protesters!