They don’t like they can see their reflection off your head

@bcwhipple.bsky.social WHIPPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Peak gameplay

One of my best plays ever (I’m Junkrat) #Overwatch

It was Luigi for me

Friday beers? Is this thing on?

it’s crack open a beer Friday
reply with your beverage of choice

Writing a Christmas story about your family blowing up the bathroom in your one bedroom apartment, calling it How the Stench Stole Christmas

i want mike tyson to knock jake paul's head off in the first punch to stunned silence from the audience but we live in hell so he's almost certainly being paid to take a fall

Good time for him to rest up and take care of some things around the house!

My favorite part about overwatch is the videos. No, not those videos.

Bluesky is ok I guess but here are some features I would like:

-millions of bots
-hardcore porn in my mentions
-hundreds of abject idiots dunking on me because Trump won
-racist billionaire ketamine addict constantly posting disinformation on my timeline whether I like it or not

This is where my left hand can help

Excellent skeet sir

Folks that’s to say nothing about his balls

To post on the internet you must pay the cat tax

Folks the sky may be blue but so is my mood