Petty Crocker
@alertedthebeez.bsky.social
I have no idea what I’m doing here or what this place is about but I’m determined to enjoy myself
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mcdonalds deleted their ai ad, bullying works
December 9, 2025 at 7:03 PM
mcdonalds deleted their ai ad, bullying works
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do the billionaires ruining every aspect of what it means to be alive and a human not know they’re going to hell to be tortured for all of eternity
December 5, 2025 at 8:18 PM
do the billionaires ruining every aspect of what it means to be alive and a human not know they’re going to hell to be tortured for all of eternity
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“Lisa Bonet ate no basil” is my new favorite palindrome.
October 28, 2025 at 1:36 AM
“Lisa Bonet ate no basil” is my new favorite palindrome.
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HAPPY INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY SORRY FOR OUR DELAY WE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THIS WAS A REAL DAY.
October 22, 2025 at 8:44 PM
HAPPY INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY SORRY FOR OUR DELAY WE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THIS WAS A REAL DAY.
Three Thanksgivings in a row make me thankful I can be a hermit till we have Turkey again in December
October 14, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Three Thanksgivings in a row make me thankful I can be a hermit till we have Turkey again in December
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Almost done work for the week
October 9, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Almost done work for the week
I gotta pocket, gotta pocket full of key-limes. I have some pie and I know that it's all mine. Oh, oh-oh
October 8, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I gotta pocket, gotta pocket full of key-limes. I have some pie and I know that it's all mine. Oh, oh-oh
Ya know, I just wanna eat my Potato Jeremy's and watch dragula in peace. There. I said it.
October 7, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Ya know, I just wanna eat my Potato Jeremy's and watch dragula in peace. There. I said it.
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This has to be the MOST cynical attempt to pretend individuals hold equal responsibility for climate change as corporations I've ever seen. I mean, who can say who's worse: tech billionaires draining earth's water and electricity for AI data centers or selfish people trying to breathe?
As somebody with asthma who uses inhalers - SHUT THE FUCK UP. THIS ARTICLE IS SHAMING PEOPLE WITH A CHRONIC CONDITION.
"Significantly" My ass. You know what else does? AI Data centers - corporations - cows - asphalt - THOUSANDS OF OTHERS THINGS THAT ARE NOT MEDICINE.
Fuck you - fuck you again.
"Significantly" My ass. You know what else does? AI Data centers - corporations - cows - asphalt - THOUSANDS OF OTHERS THINGS THAT ARE NOT MEDICINE.
Fuck you - fuck you again.
Inhalers contribute significantly to global warming, study finds
Millions of Americans using inhalers for chronic lung diseases like asthma may be unknowingly contributing to global warming, according to new research.
local12.com
October 7, 2025 at 1:34 AM
This has to be the MOST cynical attempt to pretend individuals hold equal responsibility for climate change as corporations I've ever seen. I mean, who can say who's worse: tech billionaires draining earth's water and electricity for AI data centers or selfish people trying to breathe?