penultimate credenza
@twicketface.bsky.social
antisocialite / Wisconsinite / excessive height
One benefit of watching old Twilight Zone episodes is learning that Beavis is eternal.
February 10, 2026 at 8:45 PM
One benefit of watching old Twilight Zone episodes is learning that Beavis is eternal.
Cinnamon toast brunch? Could that be a thing?
February 10, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Cinnamon toast brunch? Could that be a thing?
This seems to imply that straight pornography would’ve been fine.
February 10, 2026 at 5:22 PM
This seems to imply that straight pornography would’ve been fine.
Mike Vrabel’s dick has been marked safe.
February 9, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Mike Vrabel’s dick has been marked safe.
This is the second pube mound I've seen since the Super Bowl started.
This dumb bitch lives in Puerto Rico to avoid paying more taxes but is crying about who is American enough?
PLEASE.
PLEASE.
he’s such a little MAGA snowflake ❄️
February 9, 2026 at 1:02 AM
This is the second pube mound I've seen since the Super Bowl started.
More like Kenneth Runner III.
February 9, 2026 at 12:36 AM
More like Kenneth Runner III.
I also have a bootleg Green Day CD from a New Jersey performance where Tre Cool refers to Bon Jovi as "Senor Anchovy" so feels pretty fitting tonight.
February 8, 2026 at 11:54 PM
I also have a bootleg Green Day CD from a New Jersey performance where Tre Cool refers to Bon Jovi as "Senor Anchovy" so feels pretty fitting tonight.
Saw Green Day for the first time in 1994 and then again in 2023. Pretty cool they're at the Super Bowl too.
February 8, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Saw Green Day for the first time in 1994 and then again in 2023. Pretty cool they're at the Super Bowl too.
"Find the helpers" includes those who supply dildos to goons who should go fuck themselves.
At Whipple where expired dicks are being thrown at ICE vehicles and those believed to be agitators. The area has been a place of protest since thousands of federal agents arrived in the city.
Near Minneapolis February 7, 2026
Near Minneapolis February 7, 2026
February 7, 2026 at 10:04 PM
"Find the helpers" includes those who supply dildos to goons who should go fuck themselves.
If only Kid Rock's dad had done the same...
February 7, 2026 at 9:53 PM
If only Kid Rock's dad had done the same...
As a kid, it was a treat when we could grind up Nutty Bars as a topping.
February 7, 2026 at 5:42 PM
As a kid, it was a treat when we could grind up Nutty Bars as a topping.
Pleased to report that hot chocolate powder is a far superior ice cream topping to chocolate syrup.
February 7, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Pleased to report that hot chocolate powder is a far superior ice cream topping to chocolate syrup.
Pumped to be reminded on Sunday that avocados have a marketing budget.
February 6, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Pumped to be reminded on Sunday that avocados have a marketing budget.
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who called it Heated Rivalry and not Fuck Ice
February 6, 2026 at 3:08 PM
who called it Heated Rivalry and not Fuck Ice
Sometimes, you just need to have a Great Big Sandwich for lunch.
February 5, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Sometimes, you just need to have a Great Big Sandwich for lunch.
I’ve always been partial to “eat shit”, but if they’d rather drink it with their milk that’s cool too.
February 5, 2026 at 9:32 PM
I’ve always been partial to “eat shit”, but if they’d rather drink it with their milk that’s cool too.
This is just like every time I count my cribbage hand first and then my opponent has the nerve to count theirs.
Mike Johnson on Trump calling for Rs to "nationalize" elections: "We had 3 Republicans who were ahead on election day in last cycle & every time a new tranche of ballots came in they just magically whittled away until their leads were lost. It looks on its face to be fraudulent. Can I prove it? No"
February 3, 2026 at 11:59 PM
This is just like every time I count my cribbage hand first and then my opponent has the nerve to count theirs.
#morehumanthanHoman Is that something?
February 1, 2026 at 9:16 PM
#morehumanthanHoman Is that something?
Bracing myself for when the Smith files are released and I'm discovered to have emailed Kevin Smith in like 1997 to ask what was on Silent Bob's baseball cap in Clerks (He politely wrote back that it was Felix the Cat).
February 1, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Bracing myself for when the Smith files are released and I'm discovered to have emailed Kevin Smith in like 1997 to ask what was on Silent Bob's baseball cap in Clerks (He politely wrote back that it was Felix the Cat).
Tom Morello fucking rules.
January 31, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Tom Morello fucking rules.
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Conspiracy Theory Wastes No Time Getting Racist https://theonion.com/conspiracy-theory-wastes-no-time-getting-racist-1839031580/
January 30, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Conspiracy Theory Wastes No Time Getting Racist https://theonion.com/conspiracy-theory-wastes-no-time-getting-racist-1839031580/
Now I want the team with the most missed kicks to win.
January 25, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Now I want the team with the most missed kicks to win.