Aleks Lynne
@aleksmlynne.bsky.social
Max Chilton led 47 laps of the 2017 Indianapolis 500.
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Aleks Lynne
@aleksmlynne.bsky.social
· Apr 18
Can you believe I was the only goth bitch at the local minor league baseball game last night?
Changing the bed sheets is Scully's favorite game
November 30, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Changing the bed sheets is Scully's favorite game
happy black friday weekend to everyone who is currently setting up a new tv. just spending the whole day logging in to every single app possible
November 30, 2025 at 6:29 PM
happy black friday weekend to everyone who is currently setting up a new tv. just spending the whole day logging in to every single app possible
Next year at Thanksgiving can someone remind me that I don't need to make an actual literal quart of gravy. That's way too much gravy
November 29, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Next year at Thanksgiving can someone remind me that I don't need to make an actual literal quart of gravy. That's way too much gravy
My TV just fully kicked the bucket. But at least it died doing what it loved, playing Gilmore Girls 🫡
November 28, 2025 at 5:25 PM
My TV just fully kicked the bucket. But at least it died doing what it loved, playing Gilmore Girls 🫡
Mother and son matching outfits and also perfect eyebrows
November 28, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Mother and son matching outfits and also perfect eyebrows
26lbs baybeeeee !!!!
November 27, 2025 at 8:52 PM
26lbs baybeeeee !!!!
I've had such a terrible fucking day I completely forgot that it's Planes, Trains, and Automobiles Day
November 26, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I've had such a terrible fucking day I completely forgot that it's Planes, Trains, and Automobiles Day
Only two hours into my work week and already crashing out. We got a diva down.
November 25, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Only two hours into my work week and already crashing out. We got a diva down.
Yes I did spend all day making banana bread and watching the new Defunctland video
November 24, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Yes I did spend all day making banana bread and watching the new Defunctland video
Y'all just don't know how to cook a turkey is what I'm gathering.
November 23, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Y'all just don't know how to cook a turkey is what I'm gathering.
I am here to spread the gospel of the most perfect food combination that is Brie/Honey/Chili Crunch. It's a winning combo every time in every situation. On a bagel for breakfast, on a crusty bread for an app, literally any time of day it's perfect. Add a lil garlic too? Ohhhhhh baby
November 23, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I am here to spread the gospel of the most perfect food combination that is Brie/Honey/Chili Crunch. It's a winning combo every time in every situation. On a bagel for breakfast, on a crusty bread for an app, literally any time of day it's perfect. Add a lil garlic too? Ohhhhhh baby
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Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
Holiday flavored chap sticks may be my favorite part of the Holiday Season
November 17, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Holiday flavored chap sticks may be my favorite part of the Holiday Season
Made a really good soup. Winter is sooooooooooo happening folks
November 17, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Made a really good soup. Winter is sooooooooooo happening folks
I'm still seated
November 13, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I'm still seated
My only 2 options are Olde Western Brothel Worker or 1940s Sunday School Teacher. There's just no inbetween.
November 11, 2025 at 10:54 PM
My only 2 options are Olde Western Brothel Worker or 1940s Sunday School Teacher. There's just no inbetween.
The amount of betrayal I feel when a shirt/dress from the plus size clothing store doesn't fit is so soul crushing. My boobs are too big for the store that purposefully makes big clothes for big bitches????? Oh, ok!!!
November 11, 2025 at 10:15 PM
The amount of betrayal I feel when a shirt/dress from the plus size clothing store doesn't fit is so soul crushing. My boobs are too big for the store that purposefully makes big clothes for big bitches????? Oh, ok!!!
To celebrate they should restock the fucking slinky dog headbands at the parks.
November 11, 2025 at 8:38 PM
To celebrate they should restock the fucking slinky dog headbands at the parks.
First day back at work. Sucks.
November 11, 2025 at 5:30 PM
First day back at work. Sucks.
Ok I did miss this about California. A burrito the size of my head
November 10, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Ok I did miss this about California. A burrito the size of my head
Being driven to the airport against my will
Driving to the airport against my will
November 8, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Being driven to the airport against my will
Messing up all the tv algorithms before I leave
November 7, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Messing up all the tv algorithms before I leave
