Aleks Lynne
@aleksmlynne.bsky.social
Max Chilton led 47 laps of the 2017 Indianapolis 500.
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Aleks Lynne
@aleksmlynne.bsky.social
· Apr 18
Can you believe I was the only goth bitch at the local minor league baseball game last night?
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Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
Holiday flavored chap sticks may be my favorite part of the Holiday Season
November 17, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Holiday flavored chap sticks may be my favorite part of the Holiday Season
Made a really good soup. Winter is sooooooooooo happening folks
November 17, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Made a really good soup. Winter is sooooooooooo happening folks
I'm still seated
November 13, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I'm still seated
My only 2 options are Olde Western Brothel Worker or 1940s Sunday School Teacher. There's just no inbetween.
November 11, 2025 at 10:54 PM
My only 2 options are Olde Western Brothel Worker or 1940s Sunday School Teacher. There's just no inbetween.
The amount of betrayal I feel when a shirt/dress from the plus size clothing store doesn't fit is so soul crushing. My boobs are too big for the store that purposefully makes big clothes for big bitches????? Oh, ok!!!
November 11, 2025 at 10:15 PM
The amount of betrayal I feel when a shirt/dress from the plus size clothing store doesn't fit is so soul crushing. My boobs are too big for the store that purposefully makes big clothes for big bitches????? Oh, ok!!!
To celebrate they should restock the fucking slinky dog headbands at the parks.
November 11, 2025 at 8:38 PM
To celebrate they should restock the fucking slinky dog headbands at the parks.
First day back at work. Sucks.
November 11, 2025 at 5:30 PM
First day back at work. Sucks.
Ok I did miss this about California. A burrito the size of my head
November 10, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Ok I did miss this about California. A burrito the size of my head
Being driven to the airport against my will
Driving to the airport against my will
November 8, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Being driven to the airport against my will
Messing up all the tv algorithms before I leave
November 7, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Messing up all the tv algorithms before I leave
Showing up early to get barricade for the Country Bear Jamboree
November 5, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Showing up early to get barricade for the Country Bear Jamboree
Tryna get a photo of the Disney Christmas Tree but a certain Vice President just died...
November 5, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Tryna get a photo of the Disney Christmas Tree but a certain Vice President just died...
Telling the woman who works in the Star Wars park where all the Gonk Droids are located because I instinctually sniffed them all out immediately like a blood hound.
November 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Telling the woman who works in the Star Wars park where all the Gonk Droids are located because I instinctually sniffed them all out immediately like a blood hound.
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My favorite Disney property, Aerosmith!!
November 4, 2025 at 3:09 PM
My favorite Disney property, Aerosmith!!
THERE WERE NO CARS
Any time you get the chance to introduce someone to The Fast and the Furious: Supercharged you owe it to yourself to make sure they know as little about the ride as possible
November 4, 2025 at 1:51 AM
THERE WERE NO CARS
They gave me a hunting license to shoot ETs
(I didn't listen to the pre-ride video)
(I didn't listen to the pre-ride video)
November 3, 2025 at 11:59 PM
They gave me a hunting license to shoot ETs
(I didn't listen to the pre-ride video)
(I didn't listen to the pre-ride video)
I got jumpscared by the Cat in the Hat ride
November 3, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I got jumpscared by the Cat in the Hat ride
Texting my brother at Margaritaville
November 3, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Texting my brother at Margaritaville
Brendan Fraser was in there
November 3, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Brendan Fraser was in there
ACAB does include the Suessian police force :/
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
ACAB does include the Suessian police force :/