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Albert Santos
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Each sold separately. Batteries not included.

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Biggest reveal of the PEACEMAKER finale has to be the loads of casual viewers discovering not only who Foxy Shazam are, but that they’re kind of lame.
October 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Being excited for a Taylor Swift album in 2025 is as embarrassing as being excited for any recent Star Wars movie.
October 3, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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if this shooter winds up being a red-pilled groyper the Kirk newscycle length will be mysteriously cut from two months to two days
September 12, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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If you think about it, his murder being completely forgotten about in less than a week because the shooter didn’t fit the political agenda that would allow Republicans to attack marginalized groups is the most fitting tribute imaginable for Charlie Kirk.
September 12, 2025 at 3:36 PM
As someone who actually did a Film Studies class in the early 2010s, OVERCOMPENSATING severely underestimates how many film bros decided to base their entire personality at the time around The Dark Knight.
May 30, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Is "Death Cap for Cutie" a thing?
May 21, 2025 at 9:06 AM
I sorry, but nothing has ever screamed "serial killer behaviour" greater than willingly using Bing.
May 21, 2025 at 9:03 AM
I forgot Tucker Carlson's name, so I just googled "Fox News guy who wants to fuck the M&Ms".
May 20, 2025 at 7:34 AM
There's "Idiot Plots" - plots that can only exist if everyone is stupid. But what do we call the opposite: plots that can only exist if everyone is UNREALISTICALLY smart and/or somehow knows everything ahead of time?
May 16, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Conclave sequel announced
April 21, 2025 at 8:28 AM
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irish gossip website called craicinfo
December 18, 2024 at 3:45 AM
Had a "lovely" experience tonight, rewatching CABARET, and realising the USA and its allies (Australia included) are currently around the beginning of Act 2.

For those who know: the Elon speech/"gesture" is our generation's Tomorrow Belongs To Me.
February 4, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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As one of the people who couldn't make it to the end, I'm delighted to hear that Michael Stipe is a mensch and that the victims were able to get together.
January 17, 2025 at 11:56 AM
So I've been talking about the Michael Stipe name-drop in the Neil Gaiman article with a few people, and a lot of people were confused about what I was going on about.

Then it hit me: the reference is in the last paragraph. The article is so grotesque they didn’t make it that far.
January 17, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Severance and The Substance exist in the same universe, right? They have to.
January 17, 2025 at 11:29 AM
He took The Substance #Persona4
January 4, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Just signed up for Perfectly Imperfect, and it is giving me very big 2005 MySpace/Pre-Buyout Tumblr vibes. Maybe this is the Good Social Network? Sign up here/follow me!
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January 1, 2025 at 6:18 AM
"...a common note from [Netflix] executives is “have this character announce what they’re doing so that viewers who have this program on in the background can follow along.”"

Netflix is actively ruining cinema.

www.nplusonemag.com/issue-49/ess...
Casual Viewing | Will Tavlin
A decade before Airbnb persuaded homeowners to transform their homes into hotels, Netflix convinced its users to turn theirs into mini Netflix warehouses. Customers who held onto their DVDs for longer...
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December 29, 2024 at 1:16 PM
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“Further, the posts of Musk and Libs of TikTok betrayed a misunderstanding of the Wikipedia editing process.”
Extremely worrisome for the world’s richest man who supposedly is at “war against censorship,” which we know isn’t true. Please donate and support Wikipedia.
Apparently I'm in Snopes for having said something true. www.snopes.com/fact-check/e...
December 29, 2024 at 12:37 PM
"And with that, the 2024 season comes to an end" With all due respect, if 2024 was a "season" it'd have been cancelled by early July.
December 29, 2024 at 9:12 AM
History doesn't repeat. But it does rhyme.
December 26, 2024 at 2:16 AM
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Whoever this guy is, is already a better Superman than Henry Cavill, because from, this frame alone, he’s more convincing as Clark Kent than Cavill was
December 19, 2024 at 2:15 PM
The fact that we have a Superman with trunks, with Krypto, and with a whole cast of wacky characters gives me hope that we will finally - FINALLY - get a good Live-Action Robin.

Robin is to Batman what Watson is to Holmes. Mainstream Bat-Media needs to put some respect on his name. #SupermanMovie
December 19, 2024 at 2:33 PM
Geoff Keighley really has next to no stage presence. Incredibly stilted MC. Gives hope for the rest of us, in a roundabout way, really.
December 13, 2024 at 1:18 AM
We got The Witcher: Midsommar before GTA6 #TheGameAwards
December 13, 2024 at 1:14 AM