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@alanwakecumsock.bsky.social
jesus (Jee-zus) - 24 - he/him. 🔞 minors do not interact.
i curl my tail inwards, inwards.
https://www.youtube.com/@lauraderninjurassicpark
i curl my tail inwards, inwards.
https://www.youtube.com/@lauraderninjurassicpark
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@alanwakecumsock.bsky.social
· Oct 31
halloween 2025 brought to you in part by characters portayed by ilkka villi. and cat ears.
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closing out this Profoundly shite year with an old (but well preserved!) joint. here are two of my favorite selfies. the decision to dress up as catboy jerma will haunt every future halloween, as I will have to wear cat ears with every costume to justify the money I spent on them. happy 2026.
January 1, 2026 at 4:14 AM
closing out this Profoundly shite year with an old (but well preserved!) joint. here are two of my favorite selfies. the decision to dress up as catboy jerma will haunt every future halloween, as I will have to wear cat ears with every costume to justify the money I spent on them. happy 2026.
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Happy New Year!
Wishing you a year full of chicken and happiness :3
Wishing you a year full of chicken and happiness :3
January 1, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Happy New Year!
Wishing you a year full of chicken and happiness :3
Wishing you a year full of chicken and happiness :3
you have got to be kidding me.
December 31, 2025 at 8:57 PM
you have got to be kidding me.
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Today is the last day that you can repost this image
December 31, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Today is the last day that you can repost this image
hoping for more gay sex in 2026. twenty twenty sex, even.
December 31, 2025 at 6:06 PM
hoping for more gay sex in 2026. twenty twenty sex, even.
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the post xmas/holiday tradition of listening to the ihnmaims audio book and watching at least 5 star wars films to factory reset my brain in prep for next year.
December 30, 2025 at 8:19 PM
the post xmas/holiday tradition of listening to the ihnmaims audio book and watching at least 5 star wars films to factory reset my brain in prep for next year.
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This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
she's not even as tall as a box of cereal 😭
December 30, 2025 at 3:30 AM
she's not even as tall as a box of cereal 😭
i was in disney world and kelly ripa asked if i wanted to go up on a cherry picker with her to film some park quest interview for regis & kelly. i said no because i was three and i was afraid of heights. i have thought about this nearly every single day since.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 29, 2025 at 11:32 PM
i was in disney world and kelly ripa asked if i wanted to go up on a cherry picker with her to film some park quest interview for regis & kelly. i said no because i was three and i was afraid of heights. i have thought about this nearly every single day since.
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my favorite meme for this time of the year
December 28, 2025 at 10:14 PM
my favorite meme for this time of the year
my pixel & google have pissed me off so badly today that Im 🤏this close to smoking again. removed 2 years of favorites and when I went to make an album so that wouldnt happen again, they autobacked it up to their photos app. and you can't unback them up. and my family is connected ot the account 😭
December 29, 2025 at 12:05 AM
my pixel & google have pissed me off so badly today that Im 🤏this close to smoking again. removed 2 years of favorites and when I went to make an album so that wouldnt happen again, they autobacked it up to their photos app. and you can't unback them up. and my family is connected ot the account 😭
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i'd love to play KOTOR on steam but I cannot be arsed to install all the fixes it needs to be able to run on modern hardware. mourning my disc drive for this specific reason.
December 27, 2025 at 4:54 AM
i'd love to play KOTOR on steam but I cannot be arsed to install all the fixes it needs to be able to run on modern hardware. mourning my disc drive for this specific reason.
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This is literally what it feels like to get your nails removed btw
December 26, 2025 at 6:25 PM
This is literally what it feels like to get your nails removed btw
if I won lotto there would be signs
December 26, 2025 at 9:34 PM
if I won lotto there would be signs
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I pet him… and his little paws close
December 26, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I pet him… and his little paws close
it went over quite nicely !
December 25, 2025 at 7:11 PM
it went over quite nicely !
merry christmas from my gay family to yours
December 25, 2025 at 4:50 PM
merry christmas from my gay family to yours
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They need to add hero limits to Disco Elysium. I’m sick of queueing up and being the only Kim on a team of five Harrys
![r/DiscoElysium 3d
i tried to edit my save file and broke the damn game
[Disco Elysium screenshot with five Harry icons]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:z4llsx425l4htoylyyx6iam3/bafkreigeiow7rb3igj4bpav5cztvhkqhprrj2vi75onmkfrxh27fdiqp5i@jpeg)
April 13, 2025 at 10:21 PM
They need to add hero limits to Disco Elysium. I’m sick of queueing up and being the only Kim on a team of five Harrys