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jesus (Jee-zus) - 24 - he/him. 🔞 minors do not interact.
i curl my tail inwards, inwards.
https://www.youtube.com/@lauraderninjurassicpark
i curl my tail inwards, inwards.
https://www.youtube.com/@lauraderninjurassicpark
closing out this Profoundly shite year with an old (but well preserved!) joint. here are two of my favorite selfies. the decision to dress up as catboy jerma will haunt every future halloween, as I will have to wear cat ears with every costume to justify the money I spent on them. happy 2026.
January 1, 2026 at 4:14 AM
closing out this Profoundly shite year with an old (but well preserved!) joint. here are two of my favorite selfies. the decision to dress up as catboy jerma will haunt every future halloween, as I will have to wear cat ears with every costume to justify the money I spent on them. happy 2026.
you have got to be kidding me.
December 31, 2025 at 8:57 PM
you have got to be kidding me.
she's not even as tall as a box of cereal 😭
December 30, 2025 at 3:30 AM
she's not even as tall as a box of cereal 😭
if I won lotto there would be signs
December 26, 2025 at 9:34 PM
if I won lotto there would be signs
it went over quite nicely !
December 25, 2025 at 7:11 PM
it went over quite nicely !
merry christmas from my gay family to yours
December 25, 2025 at 4:50 PM
merry christmas from my gay family to yours
family xmas movie watch party is about to go off.
December 25, 2025 at 6:20 AM
family xmas movie watch party is about to go off.
getting into the spirit
December 23, 2025 at 6:25 PM
getting into the spirit
i need these men to kiss really badly. beating the shit out of each other is hot but can I see a little smooch.
December 21, 2025 at 11:45 PM
i need these men to kiss really badly. beating the shit out of each other is hot but can I see a little smooch.
how it feels to not send any happy birthday/xmas messages to my estranged parent
December 18, 2025 at 10:21 PM
how it feels to not send any happy birthday/xmas messages to my estranged parent
cut my hair too short & now i've got this superman curl that won't stay back. blaming jerma/scream 2 neve campbell for this.
December 17, 2025 at 10:57 PM
cut my hair too short & now i've got this superman curl that won't stay back. blaming jerma/scream 2 neve campbell for this.
I'm actually going to have to make another round because I only got one loaf and it's taking 5x longer than my usual two loaf recipe. and the 4 strand braid looks so much worse compared to my other ones. seriously fuck my stupid baka life.
December 14, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I'm actually going to have to make another round because I only got one loaf and it's taking 5x longer than my usual two loaf recipe. and the 4 strand braid looks so much worse compared to my other ones. seriously fuck my stupid baka life.
okay sometimes it can be very pretty <3
December 14, 2025 at 9:29 PM
okay sometimes it can be very pretty <3
quieting my mind by building my dream range
December 11, 2025 at 5:29 AM
quieting my mind by building my dream range
thank you instagram for finally showing me something worthwhile.
December 8, 2025 at 8:13 PM
thank you instagram for finally showing me something worthwhile.
shout out to gas medication!!! wouldn't be able to eat this at near midnight without you!!
December 5, 2025 at 4:54 AM
shout out to gas medication!!! wouldn't be able to eat this at near midnight without you!!
the pantone color of the year is fucking white
December 4, 2025 at 7:23 PM
the pantone color of the year is fucking white
you can only improve if you practice and make mistakes and so on etc etc. it would help if i had the same whimsy-love for drawing as I did when I was 9. whatever.
December 4, 2025 at 5:54 AM
you can only improve if you practice and make mistakes and so on etc etc. it would help if i had the same whimsy-love for drawing as I did when I was 9. whatever.
aye well none of this is surprising. depeche mode has no right being my top artist because I've not listened to a single depeche mode song since march.
December 3, 2025 at 5:33 PM
aye well none of this is surprising. depeche mode has no right being my top artist because I've not listened to a single depeche mode song since march.