Alan 🏴🇨🇦
@alansimpson.bsky.social
I need to know the universe as it truly is….from Winnipeg.
Winnipegger. Scot. Educator. Atheist. Cracks wisely but truly. Multi-accented.
Winnipegger. Scot. Educator. Atheist. Cracks wisely but truly. Multi-accented.
Pinned
Boy that didn’t take long
October 9, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Boy that didn’t take long
Happy Saturday. Grab life by the kangaroo’s throat today.
Or however that saying goes 🤷♂️
Or however that saying goes 🤷♂️
September 27, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Happy Saturday. Grab life by the kangaroo’s throat today.
Or however that saying goes 🤷♂️
Or however that saying goes 🤷♂️
I know it doesn’t feel like there are equal amounts of light and dark in the world, but today there literally is.
Happy Equinox Day; the first day of Autumn in the north and the first day of Spring in the south. Or as @doctorfosser.bsky.social calls it; the 22nd day of Autumn
Happy Equinox Day; the first day of Autumn in the north and the first day of Spring in the south. Or as @doctorfosser.bsky.social calls it; the 22nd day of Autumn
September 22, 2025 at 11:43 AM
I know it doesn’t feel like there are equal amounts of light and dark in the world, but today there literally is.
Happy Equinox Day; the first day of Autumn in the north and the first day of Spring in the south. Or as @doctorfosser.bsky.social calls it; the 22nd day of Autumn
Happy Equinox Day; the first day of Autumn in the north and the first day of Spring in the south. Or as @doctorfosser.bsky.social calls it; the 22nd day of Autumn
RIP Robert Redford.
You’ll always be my favourite gif.
You’ll always be my favourite gif.
a man with long blonde hair and a beard is holding a fishing rod
ALT: a man with long blonde hair and a beard is holding a fishing rod
media.tenor.com
September 16, 2025 at 1:02 PM
RIP Robert Redford.
You’ll always be my favourite gif.
You’ll always be my favourite gif.
With the light of a thousand suns do I hope he’s dead.
That’s all 😊
That’s all 😊
August 30, 2025 at 1:23 PM
With the light of a thousand suns do I hope he’s dead.
That’s all 😊
That’s all 😊
Happy Friday, nerds
August 29, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Happy Friday, nerds
Resting Boots Face
The life of a 20 year old cat who’s annoyed you’ve kept him alive this long.
The life of a 20 year old cat who’s annoyed you’ve kept him alive this long.
August 26, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Resting Boots Face
The life of a 20 year old cat who’s annoyed you’ve kept him alive this long.
The life of a 20 year old cat who’s annoyed you’ve kept him alive this long.
Man Bluesky sucks. If it wasn’t for an alt I use I’d delete it completely.
July 8, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Man Bluesky sucks. If it wasn’t for an alt I use I’d delete it completely.
Getting some good rain time in, and enjoying the views in my phone, before going to Scotland in 48 hours.
July 7, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Getting some good rain time in, and enjoying the views in my phone, before going to Scotland in 48 hours.
I’m the guy that doesn’t post on main forever then drops a 49yo doing a headstand.
June 30, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I’m the guy that doesn’t post on main forever then drops a 49yo doing a headstand.
Reposted by Alan 🏴🇨🇦
Nothing says world peace like the U.S. casually bombing nuclear sites in Iran.
Because nothing stabilises the Middle East quite like America showing up uninvited…
…again.
But hey, I’m sure this time it’ll totally work out and not cause decades of fallout (literal or political.)
Because nothing stabilises the Middle East quite like America showing up uninvited…
…again.
But hey, I’m sure this time it’ll totally work out and not cause decades of fallout (literal or political.)
June 22, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Nothing says world peace like the U.S. casually bombing nuclear sites in Iran.
Because nothing stabilises the Middle East quite like America showing up uninvited…
…again.
But hey, I’m sure this time it’ll totally work out and not cause decades of fallout (literal or political.)
Because nothing stabilises the Middle East quite like America showing up uninvited…
…again.
But hey, I’m sure this time it’ll totally work out and not cause decades of fallout (literal or political.)
Happy last week of work eve to those celebrating
June 15, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Happy last week of work eve to those celebrating
Wordle 1,450 2/6*
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Thought I’d had my first ace 😣
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Thought I’d had my first ace 😣
June 8, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Wordle 1,450 2/6*
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Thought I’d had my first ace 😣
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Thought I’d had my first ace 😣
Finally got my Switch 2. Ready to Kart!
June 6, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Finally got my Switch 2. Ready to Kart!
Reposted by Alan 🏴🇨🇦
I just wanna sleep with common people
With a gin Collins 🍋
With a gin Collins 🍋
June 3, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I just wanna sleep with common people
With a gin Collins 🍋
With a gin Collins 🍋
New passport just dropped
June 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
New passport just dropped
Good morning from my, and Boots’, street in Winnipeg. ☕️ 🐈⬛
May 31, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Good morning from my, and Boots’, street in Winnipeg. ☕️ 🐈⬛
Can’t say I’ve ever had a blue beer before 🤔 definitely had blue other things.
Had to try the Gaytorade Sour from Good Neighbor Brewing!
Will update tomorrow if anything else turns blue.
Had to try the Gaytorade Sour from Good Neighbor Brewing!
Will update tomorrow if anything else turns blue.
May 27, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Can’t say I’ve ever had a blue beer before 🤔 definitely had blue other things.
Had to try the Gaytorade Sour from Good Neighbor Brewing!
Will update tomorrow if anything else turns blue.
Had to try the Gaytorade Sour from Good Neighbor Brewing!
Will update tomorrow if anything else turns blue.
Reposted by Alan 🏴🇨🇦
Muad'Dib learned rapidly because his first training was in how to learn. And the first lesson of all was the basic trust that he could learn
May 16, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Muad'Dib learned rapidly because his first training was in how to learn. And the first lesson of all was the basic trust that he could learn
Reposted by Alan 🏴🇨🇦
May thy knife chip and shatter.
May 13, 2025 at 1:00 PM
May thy knife chip and shatter.