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Alan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇨🇦
@alansimpson.bsky.social
I need to know the universe as it truly is….from Winnipeg.

Winnipegger. Scot. Educator. Atheist. Cracks wisely but truly. Multi-accented.
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Best reply I’ve ever gotten 😂🙏🏻
Boy that didn’t take long
October 9, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Happy Saturday. Grab life by the kangaroo’s throat today.

Or however that saying goes 🤷‍♂️
September 27, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Enjoy this lovely, foggy autumn day in #Winnipeg.
September 24, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I know it doesn’t feel like there are equal amounts of light and dark in the world, but today there literally is.

Happy Equinox Day; the first day of Autumn in the north and the first day of Spring in the south. Or as @doctorfosser.bsky.social calls it; the 22nd day of Autumn
September 22, 2025 at 11:43 AM
RIP Robert Redford.

You’ll always be my favourite gif.
a man with long blonde hair and a beard is holding a fishing rod
ALT: a man with long blonde hair and a beard is holding a fishing rod
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September 16, 2025 at 1:02 PM
With the light of a thousand suns do I hope he’s dead.

That’s all 😊
August 30, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Happy Friday, nerds
August 29, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Resting Boots Face

The life of a 20 year old cat who’s annoyed you’ve kept him alive this long.
August 26, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Man Bluesky sucks. If it wasn’t for an alt I use I’d delete it completely.
July 8, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Getting some good rain time in, and enjoying the views in my phone, before going to Scotland in 48 hours.
July 7, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I’m the guy that doesn’t post on main forever then drops a 49yo doing a headstand.
June 30, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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Nothing says world peace like the U.S. casually bombing nuclear sites in Iran.

Because nothing stabilises the Middle East quite like America showing up uninvited…

…again.

But hey, I’m sure this time it’ll totally work out and not cause decades of fallout (literal or political.)
June 22, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Happy last week of work eve to those celebrating
June 15, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Wordle 1,450 2/6*

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Thought I’d had my first ace 😣
June 8, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Finally got my Switch 2. Ready to Kart!
June 6, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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June 5, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I just wanna sleep with common people

With a gin Collins 🍋
June 3, 2025 at 12:14 AM
New passport just dropped
June 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Good morning from my, and Boots’, street in Winnipeg. ☕️ 🐈‍⬛
May 31, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Can’t say I’ve ever had a blue beer before 🤔 definitely had blue other things.

Had to try the Gaytorade Sour from Good Neighbor Brewing!

Will update tomorrow if anything else turns blue.
May 27, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I’m channeling Jets 1.0 vibes for tonight’s game. #GoJetsGo
May 17, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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Muad'Dib learned rapidly because his first training was in how to learn. And the first lesson of all was the basic trust that he could learn
May 16, 2025 at 1:00 AM
This heat is for the birds, #Winnipeg
May 13, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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May thy knife chip and shatter.
May 13, 2025 at 1:00 PM
This aged well #GoJetsGo
Man if Hellebuyck could even play like a decent version of himself in the playoffs…
May 10, 2025 at 1:27 PM