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Alan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇨🇦
@alansimpson.bsky.social
I need to know the universe as it truly is….from Winnipeg.

Winnipegger. Scot. Educator. Atheist. Cracks wisely but truly. Multi-accented.
Boy that didn’t take long
October 9, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Happy Saturday. Grab life by the kangaroo’s throat today.

Or however that saying goes 🤷‍♂️
September 27, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Enjoy this lovely, foggy autumn day in #Winnipeg.
September 24, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I know it doesn’t feel like there are equal amounts of light and dark in the world, but today there literally is.

Happy Equinox Day; the first day of Autumn in the north and the first day of Spring in the south. Or as @doctorfosser.bsky.social calls it; the 22nd day of Autumn
September 22, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Happy Friday, nerds
August 29, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Resting Boots Face

The life of a 20 year old cat who’s annoyed you’ve kept him alive this long.
August 26, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Getting some good rain time in, and enjoying the views in my phone, before going to Scotland in 48 hours.
July 7, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I’m the guy that doesn’t post on main forever then drops a 49yo doing a headstand.
June 30, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Happy last week of work eve to those celebrating
June 15, 2025 at 10:30 PM
You should try these! Addicted right now.
June 13, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Finally got my Switch 2. Ready to Kart!
June 6, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I just wanna sleep with common people

With a gin Collins 🍋
June 3, 2025 at 12:14 AM
New passport just dropped
June 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Good morning from my, and Boots’, street in Winnipeg. ☕️ 🐈‍⬛
May 31, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Can’t say I’ve ever had a blue beer before 🤔 definitely had blue other things.

Had to try the Gaytorade Sour from Good Neighbor Brewing!

Will update tomorrow if anything else turns blue.
May 27, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Same, Kimmy.
May 18, 2025 at 12:21 PM
I’m channeling Jets 1.0 vibes for tonight’s game. #GoJetsGo
May 17, 2025 at 10:22 PM
This heat is for the birds, #Winnipeg
May 13, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Brace yourselves. 2 months today I’ll begin to flood your feed with Scotland selfies.

From Edinburgh to Portree
From Stirling to Kinghorn

In the words of the great Bobbie Draper 👇
May 9, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Happy May the Fourth!

This is me minutes before I flew the Millennium Falcon in 2020. 2 weeks later the world shut down.
May 4, 2025 at 2:02 PM
We’re going vintage white tonight #GoJetsGo
April 25, 2025 at 1:35 AM
New civic duty just dropped ✅
April 21, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Happy Easter
April 20, 2025 at 12:45 PM
See?
April 18, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Happy Sarah Millican in Winnipeg Day to everyone who celebrates!
April 15, 2025 at 3:47 PM