Alan 🏴🇨🇦
@alansimpson.bsky.social
I need to know the universe as it truly is….from Winnipeg.
Winnipegger. Scot. Educator. Atheist. Cracks wisely but truly. Multi-accented.
Winnipegger. Scot. Educator. Atheist. Cracks wisely but truly. Multi-accented.
Boy that didn’t take long
October 9, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Boy that didn’t take long
Happy Saturday. Grab life by the kangaroo’s throat today.
Or however that saying goes 🤷♂️
Or however that saying goes 🤷♂️
September 27, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Happy Saturday. Grab life by the kangaroo’s throat today.
Or however that saying goes 🤷♂️
Or however that saying goes 🤷♂️
I know it doesn’t feel like there are equal amounts of light and dark in the world, but today there literally is.
Happy Equinox Day; the first day of Autumn in the north and the first day of Spring in the south. Or as @doctorfosser.bsky.social calls it; the 22nd day of Autumn
Happy Equinox Day; the first day of Autumn in the north and the first day of Spring in the south. Or as @doctorfosser.bsky.social calls it; the 22nd day of Autumn
September 22, 2025 at 11:43 AM
I know it doesn’t feel like there are equal amounts of light and dark in the world, but today there literally is.
Happy Equinox Day; the first day of Autumn in the north and the first day of Spring in the south. Or as @doctorfosser.bsky.social calls it; the 22nd day of Autumn
Happy Equinox Day; the first day of Autumn in the north and the first day of Spring in the south. Or as @doctorfosser.bsky.social calls it; the 22nd day of Autumn
Happy Friday, nerds
August 29, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Happy Friday, nerds
Resting Boots Face
The life of a 20 year old cat who’s annoyed you’ve kept him alive this long.
The life of a 20 year old cat who’s annoyed you’ve kept him alive this long.
August 26, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Resting Boots Face
The life of a 20 year old cat who’s annoyed you’ve kept him alive this long.
The life of a 20 year old cat who’s annoyed you’ve kept him alive this long.
Getting some good rain time in, and enjoying the views in my phone, before going to Scotland in 48 hours.
July 7, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Getting some good rain time in, and enjoying the views in my phone, before going to Scotland in 48 hours.
I’m the guy that doesn’t post on main forever then drops a 49yo doing a headstand.
June 30, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I’m the guy that doesn’t post on main forever then drops a 49yo doing a headstand.
Happy last week of work eve to those celebrating
June 15, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Happy last week of work eve to those celebrating
You should try these! Addicted right now.
June 13, 2025 at 5:17 PM
You should try these! Addicted right now.
Finally got my Switch 2. Ready to Kart!
June 6, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Finally got my Switch 2. Ready to Kart!
I just wanna sleep with common people
With a gin Collins 🍋
With a gin Collins 🍋
June 3, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I just wanna sleep with common people
With a gin Collins 🍋
With a gin Collins 🍋
New passport just dropped
June 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
New passport just dropped
Good morning from my, and Boots’, street in Winnipeg. ☕️ 🐈⬛
May 31, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Good morning from my, and Boots’, street in Winnipeg. ☕️ 🐈⬛
Can’t say I’ve ever had a blue beer before 🤔 definitely had blue other things.
Had to try the Gaytorade Sour from Good Neighbor Brewing!
Will update tomorrow if anything else turns blue.
Had to try the Gaytorade Sour from Good Neighbor Brewing!
Will update tomorrow if anything else turns blue.
May 27, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Can’t say I’ve ever had a blue beer before 🤔 definitely had blue other things.
Had to try the Gaytorade Sour from Good Neighbor Brewing!
Will update tomorrow if anything else turns blue.
Had to try the Gaytorade Sour from Good Neighbor Brewing!
Will update tomorrow if anything else turns blue.
Brace yourselves. 2 months today I’ll begin to flood your feed with Scotland selfies.
From Edinburgh to Portree
From Stirling to Kinghorn
In the words of the great Bobbie Draper 👇
From Edinburgh to Portree
From Stirling to Kinghorn
In the words of the great Bobbie Draper 👇
May 9, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Brace yourselves. 2 months today I’ll begin to flood your feed with Scotland selfies.
From Edinburgh to Portree
From Stirling to Kinghorn
In the words of the great Bobbie Draper 👇
From Edinburgh to Portree
From Stirling to Kinghorn
In the words of the great Bobbie Draper 👇
Happy May the Fourth!
This is me minutes before I flew the Millennium Falcon in 2020. 2 weeks later the world shut down.
This is me minutes before I flew the Millennium Falcon in 2020. 2 weeks later the world shut down.
May 4, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Happy May the Fourth!
This is me minutes before I flew the Millennium Falcon in 2020. 2 weeks later the world shut down.
This is me minutes before I flew the Millennium Falcon in 2020. 2 weeks later the world shut down.
New civic duty just dropped ✅
April 21, 2025 at 8:39 PM
New civic duty just dropped ✅
Happy Sarah Millican in Winnipeg Day to everyone who celebrates!
April 15, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Happy Sarah Millican in Winnipeg Day to everyone who celebrates!