Alan 🏴🇨🇦
@alansimpson.bsky.social
I need to know the universe as it truly is….from Winnipeg.
Winnipegger. Scot. Educator. Atheist. Cracks wisely but truly. Multi-accented.
Winnipegger. Scot. Educator. Atheist. Cracks wisely but truly. Multi-accented.
Oh, deer. Hope he’s okay. You’re a great human.
September 30, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Oh, deer. Hope he’s okay. You’re a great human.
Looks delicious
September 27, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Looks delicious
It’s a true privilege. You’re the special one.
September 22, 2025 at 2:54 AM
It’s a true privilege. You’re the special one.
It’s when you have biased Canadian pride.
“the Blue Jays give me a huge maple boner”
“the Blue Jays give me a huge maple boner”
September 22, 2025 at 2:34 AM
It’s when you have biased Canadian pride.
“the Blue Jays give me a huge maple boner”
“the Blue Jays give me a huge maple boner”
😂 they don’t sound trustworthy!
September 21, 2025 at 1:13 AM
😂 they don’t sound trustworthy!
Use it in a sentence!
September 21, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Use it in a sentence!
They should’ve gone with the Blackreds.
September 20, 2025 at 9:46 PM
They should’ve gone with the Blackreds.
This is my jam
September 19, 2025 at 10:55 PM
This is my jam
I couldn’t agree more. Some of my favourite experiences have been fairly short-lived. And that’s okay. Experience the moments.
September 18, 2025 at 11:35 AM
I couldn’t agree more. Some of my favourite experiences have been fairly short-lived. And that’s okay. Experience the moments.
Are those your shorts at your feet?
September 18, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Are those your shorts at your feet?
An excellent colour on you
September 15, 2025 at 12:16 PM
An excellent colour on you
What’s his Beard Above Replacement, Keegs?
September 12, 2025 at 12:17 AM
What’s his Beard Above Replacement, Keegs?
It’s just nice to be included.
September 11, 2025 at 9:47 PM
It’s just nice to be included.
It DOES get better. You start to just hear it as someone else’s voice. I now use previous recordings to prep for lectures.
September 7, 2025 at 5:12 PM
It DOES get better. You start to just hear it as someone else’s voice. I now use previous recordings to prep for lectures.