@alansa.bsky.social
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*uses echolocation to find the clit*
February 24, 2025 at 9:48 PM
*uses echolocation to find the clit*
sending my lesbian sister dean winchester thirst traps because sexuality means nothing when it comes to him😭.
February 20, 2025 at 5:46 PM
sending my lesbian sister dean winchester thirst traps because sexuality means nothing when it comes to him😭.
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*about to have sex*
"BUT FIRST, A RIDDLE"
"BUT FIRST, A RIDDLE"
February 16, 2025 at 7:42 PM
*about to have sex*
"BUT FIRST, A RIDDLE"
"BUT FIRST, A RIDDLE"
why is pedro pascal so sexy
February 17, 2025 at 1:12 PM
why is pedro pascal so sexy
im getting that itch to look weird again
February 5, 2025 at 8:41 PM
im getting that itch to look weird again
men love girl talk
January 26, 2025 at 4:09 AM
men love girl talk
a bowl of rice and and beans as a post work out snack>>>
January 24, 2025 at 6:36 PM
a bowl of rice and and beans as a post work out snack>>>
being dirty at the gym is such republican behavior. like you’re stretching on the bathroom floor? i know you have a maga hat
January 24, 2025 at 5:26 PM
being dirty at the gym is such republican behavior. like you’re stretching on the bathroom floor? i know you have a maga hat
trying to make my migraine glasses look cool
January 23, 2025 at 10:36 PM
trying to make my migraine glasses look cool
holy shit prince eric has me blushing
January 23, 2025 at 4:25 PM
holy shit prince eric has me blushing
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I will never travel through the desert on a horse with no name
January 23, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I will never travel through the desert on a horse with no name
if the little mermaid taught me anything, it’s to shut the fuck up
January 22, 2025 at 6:24 PM
if the little mermaid taught me anything, it’s to shut the fuck up
30 min into my work out and im still fucking freezing
January 21, 2025 at 5:12 PM
30 min into my work out and im still fucking freezing
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The world needs more genuine heroes and fewer wannabe Lex Luthors
January 21, 2025 at 1:21 PM
The world needs more genuine heroes and fewer wannabe Lex Luthors
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i love comic books
January 20, 2025 at 4:33 PM
i love comic books
lmao…so…no. kinda iconic
I've programmed my computer to auto-replace "Trump" with "convicted felon Donald Trump" when I type because I don't have the guts to call him "the rapist Donald Trump."
January 20, 2025 at 8:08 PM
lmao…so…no. kinda iconic
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I can’t believe ‘Keeping Up With The Insurrectionists’ got a second season.
January 20, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I can’t believe ‘Keeping Up With The Insurrectionists’ got a second season.
*screaming into the void*
who the fuck opened
who the fuck opened
January 19, 2025 at 5:10 PM
*screaming into the void*
who the fuck opened
who the fuck opened
the fact that the new captain america movie comes out on valentine’s day is a sign. he’s my soul mate
January 19, 2025 at 1:04 AM
the fact that the new captain america movie comes out on valentine’s day is a sign. he’s my soul mate
bottomed out from my birth control and had the hardest shift of my life. i need a hug
January 18, 2025 at 11:59 PM
bottomed out from my birth control and had the hardest shift of my life. i need a hug
i’m about to have a nervous breakdown
January 18, 2025 at 10:05 PM
i’m about to have a nervous breakdown
you know what, i hope carrie underwood gets cheated on again
January 17, 2025 at 4:44 AM
you know what, i hope carrie underwood gets cheated on again
thinking about the hot priest from fleabag this morning
January 16, 2025 at 2:26 PM
thinking about the hot priest from fleabag this morning
something about me is that i’ll always laugh at my own jokes
January 15, 2025 at 4:49 PM
something about me is that i’ll always laugh at my own jokes