Alan Ellis
@alanellis.bsky.social
I'm totally that guy with that thing that does that stuff.
Does Greg Abbott's 100% tariff apply to Quinnen Williams?
Sauce Gardner, Quinnen Williams. Millionaires are fleeing Zohran’s New York after all
November 4, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Does Greg Abbott's 100% tariff apply to Quinnen Williams?
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Sauce Gardner, Quinnen Williams. Millionaires are fleeing Zohran’s New York after all
November 4, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Sauce Gardner, Quinnen Williams. Millionaires are fleeing Zohran’s New York after all
We're not porn stars anymore....
June 21, 2025 at 3:42 AM
We're not porn stars anymore....
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George Washington pardoned people convicted of sedition. Adams for treason. Madison & Monroe pardoned pirates. Jackson for a robbery conviction. Lincoln soldiers who deserted. FDR pardoned smugglers. Truman bribery & fraud. I guess none of them cared about the rule of law.
December 2, 2024 at 2:45 PM
George Washington pardoned people convicted of sedition. Adams for treason. Madison & Monroe pardoned pirates. Jackson for a robbery conviction. Lincoln soldiers who deserted. FDR pardoned smugglers. Truman bribery & fraud. I guess none of them cared about the rule of law.
Right? Going back through my meager posts looking for something good enough for his wife.
Shit I gotta up my game
November 22, 2024 at 4:25 PM
Right? Going back through my meager posts looking for something good enough for his wife.
I was getting a refund for some B'way tickets and I was NOT prepared for this reasons list.
November 19, 2024 at 8:20 PM
I was getting a refund for some B'way tickets and I was NOT prepared for this reasons list.
Tonight's moon creeping over the neighbor's roof.
November 18, 2024 at 5:13 AM
Tonight's moon creeping over the neighbor's roof.
Still amazed at this phone. Shot with Galaxy S23 Ultra at 100x zoom
November 17, 2024 at 1:20 AM
Still amazed at this phone. Shot with Galaxy S23 Ultra at 100x zoom
Well, it doesn't get more obvious than that.
November 16, 2024 at 9:48 PM
Well, it doesn't get more obvious than that.
Saturday morning dog walk in NJ. Abandoned bagel sighting.
November 16, 2024 at 1:13 PM
Saturday morning dog walk in NJ. Abandoned bagel sighting.
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I don't want to sound alarmist or anything, but I'm not sure it's a good idea to skip FBI background checks and bury congressional ethics reports about nominees to the most important posts in the federal government.
November 15, 2024 at 9:54 PM
I don't want to sound alarmist or anything, but I'm not sure it's a good idea to skip FBI background checks and bury congressional ethics reports about nominees to the most important posts in the federal government.
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Who made this? Ahahaha
November 15, 2024 at 7:52 PM
Who made this? Ahahaha
Like, how does she know I nap from 1-3 every afternoon?
November 13, 2024 at 12:17 AM
Like, how does she know I nap from 1-3 every afternoon?