Alan Ellis
@alanellis.bsky.social
I'm totally that guy with that thing that does that stuff.
It's the Reddit user as source that really makes that graphic.
November 15, 2025 at 9:48 PM
It's the Reddit user as source that really makes that graphic.
If I have to spend the weekend in the sensory deprivation tank because I couldn't catch the underthrown pass, then so be it!
October 27, 2025 at 3:37 AM
If I have to spend the weekend in the sensory deprivation tank because I couldn't catch the underthrown pass, then so be it!
Yeah, if it turns out it was immigrant detainees that were hurt, the prayers will suddenly stop.
September 24, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Yeah, if it turns out it was immigrant detainees that were hurt, the prayers will suddenly stop.
This is so unbelievably funny to me.
September 24, 2025 at 1:38 PM
This is so unbelievably funny to me.
So why care about whether the teleprompter is working?
September 23, 2025 at 7:29 PM
So why care about whether the teleprompter is working?
Nice job at cropping this photo.
September 23, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Nice job at cropping this photo.
I feel like I'm so behind. How can I catch up?
August 4, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I feel like I'm so behind. How can I catch up?
Yes keep pressing on Epstein, but this golf cheat is the thing that would really irritate Trump. This clip needs to keep being publicized so that he becomes aware that people are talking about it. It's just the kind of stupid thing that he will obsess on.
July 28, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Yes keep pressing on Epstein, but this golf cheat is the thing that would really irritate Trump. This clip needs to keep being publicized so that he becomes aware that people are talking about it. It's just the kind of stupid thing that he will obsess on.
His passing makes the renaming MORE likely, probably.
July 24, 2025 at 4:43 PM
His passing makes the renaming MORE likely, probably.
Paraphrased though, right?
July 9, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Paraphrased though, right?
"Please, give from your heart and contribute to the Schadenfund."
July 5, 2025 at 3:59 PM
"Please, give from your heart and contribute to the Schadenfund."
The realization is the honor?
May 8, 2025 at 5:55 PM
The realization is the honor?
It's a "bad situation" that's apparently also NOT GOOD!!
If that wasn't clear.
If that wasn't clear.
January 30, 2025 at 2:59 PM
It's a "bad situation" that's apparently also NOT GOOD!!
If that wasn't clear.
If that wasn't clear.
Reply Hazy, Try Again Later.
December 18, 2024 at 4:36 PM
Reply Hazy, Try Again Later.
The ending of your story is, in fact, a total bummer.
December 14, 2024 at 5:29 PM
The ending of your story is, in fact, a total bummer.
Yup. And of course we've got an event in the city the same day. It seems to get worse every year.
December 14, 2024 at 2:17 AM
Yup. And of course we've got an event in the city the same day. It seems to get worse every year.
For me it's Alistair Sim in the 1951 version. No better redemption scene.
December 12, 2024 at 8:25 PM
For me it's Alistair Sim in the 1951 version. No better redemption scene.
Found this when I was getting a refund for Broadway tickets. All this... and there's still an "Other" option:
November 22, 2024 at 1:38 PM
Found this when I was getting a refund for Broadway tickets. All this... and there's still an "Other" option: