Alabama Caterwaul
@alabamacaterwaul.bsky.social
Sarcastic commentary on life, politics and sports.
Ha
Talarico owns Will Cain so hard that he has to tap out of their interview based on "time"
August 12, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Ha
Weird thing for her to say that she made way more money and had a better life before politics when SHE SPENT THE LAST DECADE BITCHING ABOUT HOW HER LIFE WAS SHIT BECAUSE OF THE GOVERNMENT
this reconstructed image of a Neanderthal female needs to go away
this reconstructed image of a Neanderthal female needs to go away
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) lashed out after a news outlet reported that her net worth had jumped $21 million since joining Congress.
'Go to hell!' Marjorie Taylor Greene melts down after her skyrocketing wealth is exposed
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) lashed out after a news outlet reported that her net worth had jumped $21 million since joining Congress.In a Sunday post on X, Greene called out Bezinga for reporting on her financial situation."Greene's net worth has reportedly increased from $700,000 before she ...
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August 10, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Weird thing for her to say that she made way more money and had a better life before politics when SHE SPENT THE LAST DECADE BITCHING ABOUT HOW HER LIFE WAS SHIT BECAUSE OF THE GOVERNMENT
this reconstructed image of a Neanderthal female needs to go away
this reconstructed image of a Neanderthal female needs to go away
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North Carolina gerrymandered its state for the 2024 election-giving Republicans a majority in the House
They used it to pass Trump’s Big Ugly Bill
In return, he refused to release $100 million in funds pre-approved to help NC victims of Hurricane Helene
Because-for Trump-loyalty goes only one way
They used it to pass Trump’s Big Ugly Bill
In return, he refused to release $100 million in funds pre-approved to help NC victims of Hurricane Helene
Because-for Trump-loyalty goes only one way
August 9, 2025 at 3:37 AM
North Carolina gerrymandered its state for the 2024 election-giving Republicans a majority in the House
They used it to pass Trump’s Big Ugly Bill
In return, he refused to release $100 million in funds pre-approved to help NC victims of Hurricane Helene
Because-for Trump-loyalty goes only one way
They used it to pass Trump’s Big Ugly Bill
In return, he refused to release $100 million in funds pre-approved to help NC victims of Hurricane Helene
Because-for Trump-loyalty goes only one way
Mr. Mackey is more of an ICE officer than Douche Cain
Can’t believe that the Times went for this as a story … “honorary ICE officer” www.nytimes.com/2025/08/07/u...
August 8, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Mr. Mackey is more of an ICE officer than Douche Cain
I’m sure Katie Britt will get right on it… lol
In Alabama, another horrible ICE detention story— pulled over for going 1 mile over the speed limit and then put into detention, a woman who earned a masters degree and has become a beloved community advocate. Not a criminal. Someone who contributes to America. www.al.com/news/2025/08...
Alabama immigration advocate detained by ICE in traffic stop, family says: ‘Just heartbreaking and discouraging’
"Her detainment is not only legally questionable — it is morally wrong," a petition demanding her release reads.
www.al.com
August 7, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I’m sure Katie Britt will get right on it… lol
How did Marjorie Taylor Green last so long the ?
August 7, 2025 at 3:23 AM
How did Marjorie Taylor Green last so long the ?
LOL. They left a place where they had house servants to come here.
Imagine screaming that you are being racially murdered while you have servants for basic household tasks
Imagine screaming that you are being racially murdered while you have servants for basic household tasks
Three months after the first group of Afrikaner ‘refugees’ left for the US, many have gone to ground. A handful are speaking openly about their new lives.
THE AMERIKANERS: Three months later Trump’s Afrikaner ‘refugees’ knuckle down to hard reality in US
www.dailymaverick.co.za
August 6, 2025 at 8:45 PM
LOL. They left a place where they had house servants to come here.
Imagine screaming that you are being racially murdered while you have servants for basic household tasks
Imagine screaming that you are being racially murdered while you have servants for basic household tasks
LOL. No they didn’t
* APPLE WILL ANNOUNCE A DOMESTIC MANUFACTURING PLEDGE OF $100 BLN -- WHITE HOUSE OFFICIAL
* WHITE HOUSE OFFICIAL SAYS APPLE WILL INVEST $100 BLN ON TOP OF $500 BLN
@reuters.com $AAPL
* WHITE HOUSE OFFICIAL SAYS APPLE WILL INVEST $100 BLN ON TOP OF $500 BLN
@reuters.com $AAPL
August 6, 2025 at 1:42 PM
LOL. No they didn’t
What the fuck does that mean,dickhead?
Texas Lt Gov Dan Patrick: "We're a red state. We deserve more representation."
August 6, 2025 at 1:39 PM
What the fuck does that mean,dickhead?
Sen. Paul gives makes me seasick with all his wishy-washy waves
SEN. PAUL: “.. It definitely is indicative of a weakened economy, an economy that’s not acting in a robust fashion. I’ve all along felt like there’s a lag between tariffs and actual economic downturn.”
@thehill.com
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@thehill.com
thehill.com/homenews/adm...
August 6, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Sen. Paul gives makes me seasick with all his wishy-washy waves
The only reason AL-Fascist Party hasn’t been able to completely obliterate Dems from AL is b/c of federal oversight
But MAGA-Fascist Party got their SCOTUS to do away with that
But MAGA-Fascist Party got their SCOTUS to do away with that
We should have the House right now. Let me say it again: we should have the House.
This ain’t just a Texas problem, it’s a national problem. They’re stealing seats to keep power, and that’s how we ended up with Speaker Johnson instead of Speaker Jeffries.
They can’t win fair, so they cheat.
This ain’t just a Texas problem, it’s a national problem. They’re stealing seats to keep power, and that’s how we ended up with Speaker Johnson instead of Speaker Jeffries.
They can’t win fair, so they cheat.
August 6, 2025 at 1:19 PM
The only reason AL-Fascist Party hasn’t been able to completely obliterate Dems from AL is b/c of federal oversight
But MAGA-Fascist Party got their SCOTUS to do away with that
But MAGA-Fascist Party got their SCOTUS to do away with that
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LOL. Fuck tourism
The State Department is proposing requiring applicants for business and tourist visas to post a bond of up to $15,000 to enter the United States, a move that may make the process unaffordable for many.
U.S. may require visa applicants to post bond up to $15,000 to enter country
The State Department is proposing requiring applicants for business and tourist visas to post a bond of up to $15,000 to apply to enter the United States.
buff.ly
August 5, 2025 at 1:40 AM
LOL. Fuck tourism
Twitter gets upset and bans you if you tell Greg Abbott someone should put a broom in his spokes
August 4, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Twitter gets upset and bans you if you tell Greg Abbott someone should put a broom in his spokes
Fuck all of maga
REPORTER: All you blocking foreigners from donating money to built the White House ballroom?
TRUMP: Honestly I never even thought of it. But it doesn't matter.
TRUMP: Honestly I never even thought of it. But it doesn't matter.
August 1, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Fuck all of maga
Texas up there with Florida and Tennessee for corruption
Texas AG Ken Paxton is using more private lawyers — many with whom he shares personal or political ties — to argue cases on behalf of the state.
One contract went to the trial lawyer who successfully defended Paxton during his 2023 impeachment trial.
With @texastribune.org
One contract went to the trial lawyer who successfully defended Paxton during his 2023 impeachment trial.
With @texastribune.org
Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton Is Outsourcing More of His Office’s Work to Costly Private Lawyers
Despite having an office of hundreds of attorneys, Ken Paxton is frequently opting for private lawyers — many to whom he has personal or political ties — to argue on behalf of Texas. One attorney…
www.propublica.org
July 30, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Texas up there with Florida and Tennessee for corruption
This explains the whole mindset
Sen. Gallego: "[They're] trying to hunt down [and deport] a woman in AZ that's been here for 21 years—who has a U.S. citizen child and a U.S. citizen husband. But they're not willing to look into Epstein...because these are people that are dear and close friends to Trump."
July 25, 2025 at 3:41 AM
This explains the whole mindset
Time to tar and feather these pieces of shit
Gabe Evans voted to slash food assistance — now he’s trying to gaslight a food bank in his own district that’s worried about being able to feed enough hungry families in Weld County. #CO08 #copolitics
July 24, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Time to tar and feather these pieces of shit
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MORE NEWS --> Last year, Sen Ron Wyden sought to subpoena the release of Epstein financial transactions on file with the Treasury Department. He asked GOP senators to join him in backing a subpoena. None of them agreed, a Wyden aide tells me:
newrepublic.com/article/1982...
newrepublic.com/article/1982...
July 23, 2025 at 11:38 AM
MORE NEWS --> Last year, Sen Ron Wyden sought to subpoena the release of Epstein financial transactions on file with the Treasury Department. He asked GOP senators to join him in backing a subpoena. None of them agreed, a Wyden aide tells me:
newrepublic.com/article/1982...
newrepublic.com/article/1982...
Drug companies are going to be paying us to take their medicine?
Seems implausible
Seems implausible
July 23, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Drug companies are going to be paying us to take their medicine?
Seems implausible
Seems implausible
Old fucks go away or hire young people to do the messaging … yall are inept
Democrats are holding a news conference right now to highlight they want to have a bipartisan appropriations process, but Schumer says "Republicans are making it extremely difficult to do that" by "talking about rescissions, pocket rescissions, and impoundment"
July 22, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Old fucks go away or hire young people to do the messaging … yall are inept
Yep. Better be lawmakers in those meetings
As @gtconway.bsky.social says - if Trump’s DOJ is going to talk to Ghislaine Maxwell before she testifies… RECORD ALL MEETINGS.
Nobody should trust Trump’s people not to pressure her to clear Trump himself as they “reach out” to her🤔 (they’re not asking her how the food is in prison)
Nobody should trust Trump’s people not to pressure her to clear Trump himself as they “reach out” to her🤔 (they’re not asking her how the food is in prison)
July 22, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Yep. Better be lawmakers in those meetings
Trump is neck deep in underaged
Politico & Punchbowl report House Republican leadership is shutting down the Rules Committee - which is essential for moving party-line bills on the floor - for the week rather than vote on Democratic amendments on the Epstein files.
Dems have effectively halted Republican legislation in the House:
Dems have effectively halted Republican legislation in the House:
July 21, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Trump is neck deep in underaged
Proves that white people and the government were very racist and white privilege exists
The Trump administration has released records of the FBI's surveillance of Martin Luther King Jr., despite opposition from the slain Nobel laureate's family and the civil rights group that he led until his 1968 assassination. cnn.it/44GNcWZ
July 21, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Proves that white people and the government were very racist and white privilege exists