It's 2015. President Barack Obama has accepted a "sky palace" jumbo jet from the Qatari government, which he'll own after he leaves office. "Everybody relax," he says in an interview with the New York Times. Everyone does. The networks then televise the military parade in his honor on his birthday.

I invented a new phone to help save time in the morning

Just thinking about how I know exactly one Algonquin word

It is 2002. I am 18 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.

It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.

It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.

It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—

My most reoccurring daily thought has become “I can’t believe this shit”

here’s 42 seconds of Michael Jordan putback dunks off missed free throws, for anyone who needs a dopamine hit

Rewatching Lost for the first time in years and yes, Netflix, we’re still fucking watching.

Ichiro has the 2nd most innings pitched for a Hall of Famer who pitched for the Marlins.

Already exhausted by this bullshit.

Whatever happened to the Swedish Bikini Team?

gimme yule
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire

Today’s got immaculate Sunday vibes.

Must’ve ordered these before Nov 5.

Last two documentaries we watched:

“Oh blow it out your ass, Jon Bon Jovi”

&

“We must protect and preserve Perry Farrell”

Eminem at the Niners game. Put this shit in a museum.

I will say as a Gen Xer, I do find it fascinating how utterly absent the notion of, like, pop vs alternative or “selling out” or basic lines of culture vs counter culture are in The Youth.