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friend i haven't seen in 3 years: yo what's up man
me: i saw an air conditioner fall on a guy's head
friend: did it kill him
me: yeah completely i gotta go good seeing you
me: i saw an air conditioner fall on a guy's head
friend: did it kill him
me: yeah completely i gotta go good seeing you
November 17, 2025 at 7:42 PM
friend i haven't seen in 3 years: yo what's up man
me: i saw an air conditioner fall on a guy's head
friend: did it kill him
me: yeah completely i gotta go good seeing you
me: i saw an air conditioner fall on a guy's head
friend: did it kill him
me: yeah completely i gotta go good seeing you
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They don’t want you to know this is where blue raspberry comes from
October 23, 2025 at 6:17 PM
They don’t want you to know this is where blue raspberry comes from
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i'm going to be very real:
how are you supposed to try to be normal right now. we have fascists trying to Become Columbine every week, ICE is just straight up the gestapo now, the economy is crashing and the only thing keeping it afloat is AI.
i am so tired.
i am so fucking tired.
how are you supposed to try to be normal right now. we have fascists trying to Become Columbine every week, ICE is just straight up the gestapo now, the economy is crashing and the only thing keeping it afloat is AI.
i am so tired.
i am so fucking tired.
September 28, 2025 at 10:04 PM
i'm going to be very real:
how are you supposed to try to be normal right now. we have fascists trying to Become Columbine every week, ICE is just straight up the gestapo now, the economy is crashing and the only thing keeping it afloat is AI.
i am so tired.
i am so fucking tired.
how are you supposed to try to be normal right now. we have fascists trying to Become Columbine every week, ICE is just straight up the gestapo now, the economy is crashing and the only thing keeping it afloat is AI.
i am so tired.
i am so fucking tired.
I dismember you well at the Cecil hotel
August 20, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I dismember you well at the Cecil hotel
Can’t stop thinking about egg trebuchet
August 14, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Can’t stop thinking about egg trebuchet
Midwest emo cryptid hunters
August 9, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Midwest emo cryptid hunters
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*young me, developing a strong sense of justice*
This is gonna be great, what an asset, this will never drive me insane
This is gonna be great, what an asset, this will never drive me insane
August 8, 2025 at 8:28 PM
*young me, developing a strong sense of justice*
This is gonna be great, what an asset, this will never drive me insane
This is gonna be great, what an asset, this will never drive me insane
Are you going to harbor freight
Parsley sage rosemary and thyme
Parsley sage rosemary and thyme
August 2, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Are you going to harbor freight
Parsley sage rosemary and thyme
Parsley sage rosemary and thyme
Pronouncing minestrone 2 syllables like mine strone
July 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Pronouncing minestrone 2 syllables like mine strone
I’m blue if I was green I would die
June 27, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I’m blue if I was green I would die
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But we're going to touch the stove and we'll be touching it more than probably ever before. And we're not going to get burned. We're not going to get burned
March 3, 2025 at 1:25 PM
But we're going to touch the stove and we'll be touching it more than probably ever before. And we're not going to get burned. We're not going to get burned
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“A deranged maniac impersonated a police officer and killed lawmakers but if you’re an immigrant be sure you immediately comply with plain clothes people who won’t identify themselves telling you to get in a van”, what a fuckin country
June 14, 2025 at 4:33 PM
“A deranged maniac impersonated a police officer and killed lawmakers but if you’re an immigrant be sure you immediately comply with plain clothes people who won’t identify themselves telling you to get in a van”, what a fuckin country
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hearing the foreman pull on the tail of the parrot steam whistle on friday afternoon before a 3 day weekend, i slide down the back of the brontosaurus i work on top of. the brontosaurus twitches its tail and i careen into a granite quarry pit, killing me instantly
May 23, 2025 at 9:36 PM
hearing the foreman pull on the tail of the parrot steam whistle on friday afternoon before a 3 day weekend, i slide down the back of the brontosaurus i work on top of. the brontosaurus twitches its tail and i careen into a granite quarry pit, killing me instantly
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It’s the freakin weekend baby
May 9, 2025 at 9:39 PM
It’s the freakin weekend baby
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let’s go sit under a bridge and smash our bottles on the rocks when we are done drinking
May 24, 2025 at 1:12 AM
let’s go sit under a bridge and smash our bottles on the rocks when we are done drinking
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there has to be a better way to phrase a going out of business sale
May 23, 2025 at 8:14 PM
there has to be a better way to phrase a going out of business sale
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we need a joe rogan on the left with a short skirt and a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-
May 21, 2025 at 11:48 PM
we need a joe rogan on the left with a short skirt and a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-
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WHAT IS THE CHARGE? EATING A MEAL?! A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL?!
May 22, 2025 at 12:03 AM
WHAT IS THE CHARGE? EATING A MEAL?! A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL?!