Akili (does (things) )
Akili (does (things) )
@akilidoes.bsky.social
looking to be a house husband

or cloud analyst/artist, whichever comes first
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The passing process once again!

✨🌟✨Happy new year!!✨🌟✨

Best wishes and all the success possible for all of you for 2025!!
You got this 💪
December 31, 2024 at 9:44 PM
would actually love if the government built a bunch of nuclear power plants with the promise that companies would get cheap electricity if they put a down payment on the plants

every business that contributes ~$1 million gets a tax rebate or something, the government still controls/runs the plants
Gen ai is poisoning our power grid, stealing intellectual property, using precious water, and ruining the internet with unreliable information and garbage imagery. Don't use it, and don't normalize it, even for laughs.
New evidence shows AI's thirst for power may be distorting the flow of power to US consumers (gift link):
www.bloomberg.com/graphics/202...
December 28, 2024 at 2:26 PM
I think it'd be funny if there was a random joker goon who would just yell "it's da bat! get 'im!" at random times just in case batman was lurking and forced to run/hide

Like everyone knows about it so they have to start looking around just in case
December 28, 2024 at 2:23 PM
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On the one hand, having consciousness exposes you to a cornucopia of psychological suffering that no creature should ever endure, but on the other hand sometimes you enjoy a nice sunset
December 26, 2024 at 2:12 PM
revival blessing shouldn't work on ghost types
December 26, 2024 at 1:30 PM
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Could two followers please copy and re-post this tweet to show that someone is always there?

National Suicide Prevention Hotline

Call: 0800 689 5652 (UK)
1-800-273-8255 (USA)
1.833.456.4566 (Canada)
Could two followers please copy and re-post this tweet to show that someone is always there?

National Suicide Prevention Hotline

Call: 0800 689 5652 (UK)
1-800-273-8255 (USA)
1.833.456.4566 (Canada)
December 25, 2024 at 5:40 AM
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December 24, 2024 at 9:09 PM
The wayans family could dominate the industry by crafting the perfect musical spoof
December 25, 2024 at 12:57 AM
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mewy cwismis
December 24, 2024 at 3:11 PM
too broke to shop here, but it is my dream store
December 24, 2024 at 10:51 AM
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🎵 I saw a woman giving sympathetic looks at Trader Joe's
And her tits were perfect 🎵
December 24, 2024 at 5:36 AM
They ran outta these near me so they just didn't put it in the bag
No notes or nothing
Chicken nuggets are coming to Taco Bell nationwide for a limited time this Thursday.

Dipping sauces include Hidden Valley Fire Ranch Sauce, Bell Sauce and Jalapeño Honey Mustard.
December 22, 2024 at 9:29 AM
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Barack Obama has shared his top erotic free-to-play games of 2024
December 21, 2024 at 9:31 PM
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seems a bit dramatic
December 19, 2024 at 7:16 PM
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don't be hard on yourself 💙

www.littletinythings.com
December 17, 2024 at 5:37 PM
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i would legit do anything to do illustrations for dropout
December 17, 2024 at 1:57 AM
Ls
Do you guys collect anything? My big thing is anything baby yoda related, mugs, and beanie babies.
December 17, 2024 at 9:58 AM
they call in being inside a pickle because everyone around you is salty and sour
December 14, 2024 at 3:46 PM
Sbarros no good anymore, movie theaters are somehow too bright yet extremely dim, and I think I wasted money on Moana 2
Why so much goop? Feels like they tried really hard to set up Moana 3, which is fine but idk if it'll get nearly as much love
December 14, 2024 at 3:34 AM
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December 12, 2024 at 9:21 PM
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ME: and make mine a double

WAITER: your..your tater tots?

ME: you heard me
December 12, 2024 at 2:23 PM
We should also consider mushrooms that aren't just cremini wearing different hats

Oysters are so good in general, lions mane tastes like chicken and fish, and morels on a pizza is honestly a little too decadent but certainly worth trying!
dont have much to say about pie charts but mushroom is a GOOD pizza topping and we (the people i eat pizza with) should order it more often.
Who wants to see the worst pie chart of the year #dataviz
December 13, 2024 at 3:19 AM
I think my most toxic trait is that I recognize when to internalize something, and then I'll say to myself half jokingly "internalize it", but then I don't.

I've missed out on a lot of good advice, fair criticism, and generally beneficial things that would contribute to my emotional growth.
December 13, 2024 at 3:03 AM