@akickassperson.bsky.social
last night I got a side of vegetables at the diner and I’m not sure which veggie I was expecting but it wasn’t a large bowl of unseasoned corn
November 23, 2025 at 3:44 PM
last night I got a side of vegetables at the diner and I’m not sure which veggie I was expecting but it wasn’t a large bowl of unseasoned corn
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"he said '6 7' and sorta did... this with his hands."
November 20, 2025 at 1:40 PM
"he said '6 7' and sorta did... this with his hands."
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my division director told me i bring more to the office than my specialized expertise and theyre happy to have me around, by which i assume he meant i have a winning smile and a great ass
November 21, 2025 at 4:36 PM
my division director told me i bring more to the office than my specialized expertise and theyre happy to have me around, by which i assume he meant i have a winning smile and a great ass
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the residents of Stars Hollow stand motionless in the center of their houses T-posing until a Gilmore Girl comes within 20 feet and loads them in from memory
gilmore girls is "simpsons poochie joke: the show"
November 21, 2025 at 7:40 PM
the residents of Stars Hollow stand motionless in the center of their houses T-posing until a Gilmore Girl comes within 20 feet and loads them in from memory
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taking the stand as a character witness for my friends' dog
November 21, 2025 at 8:14 PM
taking the stand as a character witness for my friends' dog
Teams needs to warn you that an emoji you’re about to send is animated. I was cool with sending a friendly smiley, but I didn’t intend to send a blinking, wide-eyed freak
November 17, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Teams needs to warn you that an emoji you’re about to send is animated. I was cool with sending a friendly smiley, but I didn’t intend to send a blinking, wide-eyed freak
A big heating pad you can lay over you like a blanket
November 1, 2025 at 4:46 AM
A big heating pad you can lay over you like a blanket
Cemetery that I drive by on the way to work is having a fall sale, and I’m not sure if that’s to capitalize on spooky season or the fact that a bunch of people are gonna start to get Covid and the flu
October 23, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Cemetery that I drive by on the way to work is having a fall sale, and I’m not sure if that’s to capitalize on spooky season or the fact that a bunch of people are gonna start to get Covid and the flu
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i think this $55,000 gigantic warehouse-sized inflatable haunted house in the form of a rotting corpse is the craziest thing i've seen on FB marketplace but maybe i'm forgetting something
October 22, 2025 at 3:34 PM
i think this $55,000 gigantic warehouse-sized inflatable haunted house in the form of a rotting corpse is the craziest thing i've seen on FB marketplace but maybe i'm forgetting something
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calling the nicest putt-putt course in the county to see if they do weddings
October 23, 2025 at 12:32 AM
calling the nicest putt-putt course in the county to see if they do weddings
Reporting a gas smell in a restroom feels supremely silly. Like, yes I know there is an actual gas smell that I need to tell somebody about, but even I think I’m playing a prank on them.
October 21, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Reporting a gas smell in a restroom feels supremely silly. Like, yes I know there is an actual gas smell that I need to tell somebody about, but even I think I’m playing a prank on them.
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a Girlfriend is a species of Pokemon that evolves into a Fiancée if you give it the right Stone
October 15, 2025 at 8:30 AM
a Girlfriend is a species of Pokemon that evolves into a Fiancée if you give it the right Stone
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a guy on this season of Love is Blind put chicken tenders and lemon lime Crystal Light in a blender and drank it. he's got nice arms but at what cost
October 16, 2025 at 1:48 PM
a guy on this season of Love is Blind put chicken tenders and lemon lime Crystal Light in a blender and drank it. he's got nice arms but at what cost
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looked at the paint pallette pamphlets in home depot and everything is "neutral," "warm," "cool," etc. god forbid your walls make you feel anything
October 9, 2025 at 4:15 PM
looked at the paint pallette pamphlets in home depot and everything is "neutral," "warm," "cool," etc. god forbid your walls make you feel anything
@goddamvirginian.bsky.social made me a goddamfiancee last night, so that rocks
September 25, 2025 at 1:39 AM
@goddamvirginian.bsky.social made me a goddamfiancee last night, so that rocks
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job titles arent everything but its weird none of my coworkers have congratualted me on getting promoted to fiancée
September 24, 2025 at 2:51 PM
job titles arent everything but its weird none of my coworkers have congratualted me on getting promoted to fiancée
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amen, brother
September 13, 2025 at 1:18 PM
amen, brother
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Apparently Epstein didn't have a single other hobby? Not one person was like, "Happy Birthday Jeff! Looking forward to playing some badminton!"
September 9, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Apparently Epstein didn't have a single other hobby? Not one person was like, "Happy Birthday Jeff! Looking forward to playing some badminton!"
Eating my Good Luck Cheese before my Big Scary Job Interview
September 9, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Eating my Good Luck Cheese before my Big Scary Job Interview
That’s me!
agoddamgirlfriend is making me watch all of these consecutively like hank making bobby smoke the whole carton
"jurassic bark" isnt exactly overrated but it doesnt deserve its notoriety as much as "luck of the fryrish," "leela's homeworld," and "game of tones" do
September 6, 2025 at 12:25 AM
That’s me!
Butterfly says happy Labor Day
September 1, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Butterfly says happy Labor Day
Life of a Former Ballerina Turned Fashion Designer Attempting to Find Employment While Watching Adjacent City Become Occupied by the Military ❤️🔥🧡🩵
August 17, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Life of a Former Ballerina Turned Fashion Designer Attempting to Find Employment While Watching Adjacent City Become Occupied by the Military ❤️🔥🧡🩵
At what point in the packing process does there actually appear to be less stuff. Just curious because I haven’t gotten there yet
August 16, 2025 at 1:30 AM
At what point in the packing process does there actually appear to be less stuff. Just curious because I haven’t gotten there yet
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The line that separates any of us from homelessness is unbelievably thin. Too thin to pass judgment on anyone doing whatever it takes to make it to tomorrow.
August 15, 2025 at 4:50 PM
The line that separates any of us from homelessness is unbelievably thin. Too thin to pass judgment on anyone doing whatever it takes to make it to tomorrow.
I like my hat. Also we won, which is a miracle
August 15, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I like my hat. Also we won, which is a miracle