Hon. Aislinn Main
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Hon. Aislinn Main
@aislinnmpsp.bsky.social
*MPSP Parody Account*

Fast tracked to unc status📜

Former Minister of Jobs & Families | MP for Brampton North-Caledon

Pronounced ace-lynn📣
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Guys what’s up with kids these days and their tikity tak this and tik tok that, we should implement a mandatory watch the National Roast or La Graisse watching from 6-8pm everyday like in the good old days

This post was not sponsored whatsoever by no party
January 16, 2026 at 2:00 PM
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Kids nowadays have it too good, join the unc party!!
January 16, 2026 at 3:00 AM
UNC
January 16, 2026 at 2:34 AM
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How the unc party is pulling up to the unction tn / Comment le parti d’unc se dirige-t-il vers l'onction ce soir
January 15, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Which of these looks more dangerous for kids?
January 15, 2026 at 12:00 AM
That’s the PPC effect🤷❄️
January 14, 2026 at 3:39 PM
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Canada, meet your new Cabinet. 🇨🇦
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Canadiens et Canadiennes, voici votre nouveau Conseil des ministres. 🇨🇦
January 12, 2026 at 4:43 AM
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I’ve been hearing chatter that the Jedi and Lego parties can’t handle the cold.

The @polarmpsp.bsky.social is not only chillin, but we’re grilling up policies for a colder Canada 🥶❄️🇨🇦

Looking forward to seeing everyone when the house resumes! Bring your parka and your toque…
January 10, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Results speak louder than lightsabers🤷
“Jobs and Families Minister @aislinnmpsp.bsky.social says the work was tough, but putting Canada first and ending the Preschool-Jedi’s childish, job-killing preschool fantasies is what jump-started employment.” — Edmonton Journal
January 10, 2026 at 7:03 PM
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The Jedi leader dodged congratulating the government for creating 67,000 new jobs in the iceberg industry this month. Where is she ?
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La Cheffe Jedi a évité de féliciter le gouvernement pour la création de 67,000 emplois dans l’industrie des icebergs ce mois-ci. Où se cache-t-elle ?
January 10, 2026 at 6:55 PM
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Comme join us tomorrow! All parties welcome!

…….

Rejoignez-nous demain ! Tous les partis sont les bienvenus !
January 9, 2026 at 10:32 PM
i ❤️ frozen food
January 9, 2026 at 12:38 AM
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The only thing hibernating right now is the Jedi Party. While the Jedis fear the cold and go take a nap the PPC will be there ready to deliver for Canadians when the house returns this coming week!

Although our jokes may not be “cool” I can assure you our policies literally and figuratively are. ❄️🌨️
67 jokes in the big 26 🥀💔

Wake up from hibernation unc! This aint 2025 anymore. Canadiens need a government connected to reality not to igloos and snowmobiles

#BringTheEwoks
One month ago, we made history by winning the largest seat count in all MPSP history.

In just 3 days, our government will be sworn in with two goals in mind : axing the Preschool-Jedi Cold Tax and building the strongest economy in the G-6-7.
January 8, 2026 at 3:48 AM
There have been three consecutive snow days for schools in my riding of Brampton North-Caledon… foreshadowing? ❄️☃️

Get hype.

- Your PPC Minister of Jobs and Families

#jediscouldnever
#jedisfearfun
#snowdays4life
January 8, 2026 at 1:45 AM
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WATCH👇
Jobs and Families Minister @aislinnmpsp.bsky.social schools an incompetent Jedi MP.
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La ministre de l’Emploi et des familles @aislinnmpsp.bsky.social donne une leçon à un député Jedi incompétent.
Calling concern for workers “division” is an… interesting choice.

The @polarmpsp.bsky.social has direct, straightforward priorities surrounding employment. Must be the cold! It keeps us practical☃️❄️
December 29, 2025 at 11:15 AM
“Out”…side, enjoying the snow?
Why yes, yes we are!☃️❄️
2026 INS: The Jedi Party

2026 OUTS: The Polar Party
December 29, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Forget the cold? That explains a lot.

*Some* of us are actually focused on hard work, families, and time together. Not programming Christmas with droids.

Plus - when droids deliver the gifts, who’s left with the jobs?
This year, forget the cold and stay nice and warm while enjoying the Christmas Porg, and unwrap countless gifts brought to you by R2-D2 and C-3PO 😉

From the Jedi, Merry Christmas!

#Freedomstar
#Ewoks
December 26, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Happy Holidays! We’ve got a snowy Christmas here in Brampton North-Caledon.

❌No lightsabers, no droids…
just family, snow, and good food. ❄️
December 25, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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Canada in a few weeks after the @polarmpsp.bsky.social government is sworn in 🥶🥶🥶
December 20, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Snowy mornings are the best mornings. Looking forward to a whole lot more of this across the nation under a @polarmpsp.bsky.social government with team @romeompsp.bsky.social ❄️
November 28, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I would like it to be known that the “Aislinn Main” who ran against @ragymissakmpsp.bsky.social for the Jedis in the great riding of Edmonton Manning is a DIFFERENT and WORSE Aislinn who just so happens to share my last name. I would NEVER run against such a capable and intelligent member.
Thank you to the people of Edmonton Manning for their trust and the incredible opportunity to represent them.

Goodbye Etobicoke North.

I’ll fight to build more ice pipelines, lower cold taxes, and preserve our province’s independence.

@romeompsp.bsky.social @polarmpsp.bsky.social
November 23, 2025 at 4:47 PM
WE DID IT!
Thank you to my constituents in Brampton North-Caledon for trusting me and the @polarmpsp.bsky.social team!
November 22, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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This will NOT end very well tomorrow…
Today, I used an ELITE Jedi Mind trick on @rchangmpsp.bsky.social and asked him for the election results.

He revealed the Jedis have the FIRST 343 seat MAJORITY in history after every @polarmpsp.bsky.social MP left “hanging chads” on their ballots.

Donate for FREE deathsticks at election night!
November 20, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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Vote for change, vote Polar!
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Votez pour le changement, votez Polaire!
November 18, 2025 at 1:29 PM