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· Nov 26
President-elect Donald Trump named Florida attorney Pam Bondi as his new choice to lead the Department of Justice. Bondi was Trump's main attorney during his 2019 impeachment and has spread false allegations of election fraud after the 2020 election.
Trump Picks Election Denier Pam Bondi As Attorney General
Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com
Roast of the Day.
"Pam Bondi: the queen of corruption, now handpicked after Matt Gaetz—because clearly, the bar couldn’t get any lower. A Trump sycophant with a resume full of scandals, she’s here to peddle election fraud fantasies and MAGA nonsense. If grift were an art, she’d be Picasso."
"Pam Bondi: the queen of corruption, now handpicked after Matt Gaetz—because clearly, the bar couldn’t get any lower. A Trump sycophant with a resume full of scandals, she’s here to peddle election fraud fantasies and MAGA nonsense. If grift were an art, she’d be Picasso."
Roast of the day: "Dinesh D’Souza: convicted felon turned Trump sycophant, who got a pardon and still acts like a victim. Now he’s obsessed with Hunter, projecting his hypocrisy louder than his bad documentaries. If bitterness and irony were currencies, Dinesh would finally be worth something."
The lack of self-awareness is almost impressive.
December 2, 2024 at 8:45 PM
Roast of the day: "Dinesh D’Souza: convicted felon turned Trump sycophant, who got a pardon and still acts like a victim. Now he’s obsessed with Hunter, projecting his hypocrisy louder than his bad documentaries. If bitterness and irony were currencies, Dinesh would finally be worth something."
"Kash Patel: Trump’s ultimate yes-man who spins conspiracies faster than he spins through job titles. Head of FBI? From dodging accountability to rewriting reality, he’s a MAGA loyalist so shameless even facts avoid him. If grifting were a skill, Kash would have a gold-plated diploma by now."
December 2, 2024 at 7:08 AM
"Kash Patel: Trump’s ultimate yes-man who spins conspiracies faster than he spins through job titles. Head of FBI? From dodging accountability to rewriting reality, he’s a MAGA loyalist so shameless even facts avoid him. If grifting were a skill, Kash would have a gold-plated diploma by now."
"Charles Kushner: the felonious father who turned corruption into a family legacy. Bribery, tax evasion, and blackmail—his résumé reads like a crime drama, but without the charisma. He’s the guy who made Jared seem competent by comparison, which is an accomplishment in itself."
here's today's post: "Charles Kushner and Kash Patel join Donny’s Confederacy of Sewer Clowns" — a kakistocracy the likes of which no one has ever seen.
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Charles Kushner and Kash Patel join Donny’s Confederacy of Sewer Clowns
a kakistocracy the likes of which no one has ever seen
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December 2, 2024 at 7:05 AM
"Charles Kushner: the felonious father who turned corruption into a family legacy. Bribery, tax evasion, and blackmail—his résumé reads like a crime drama, but without the charisma. He’s the guy who made Jared seem competent by comparison, which is an accomplishment in itself."
"Donald Trump: the guy who claimed Mexico would pay for the wall but is now getting schooled by them on tariffs. His ‘tough guy’ trade war is crumbling faster than his casinos, proving once again that his negotiation skills are as fake as his tan. Mexico: 1, Trump: still whining."
Who can’t wait to see the Mexican president putting Trump in his place? 🍿
November 26, 2024 at 8:18 PM
"Donald Trump: the guy who claimed Mexico would pay for the wall but is now getting schooled by them on tariffs. His ‘tough guy’ trade war is crumbling faster than his casinos, proving once again that his negotiation skills are as fake as his tan. Mexico: 1, Trump: still whining."
"Turning Point: the clown car of ‘think tanks,’ where the only thing they think about is how to peddle their far-right garbage louder. Their events are a fascist cosplay parade, featuring bad takes, worse suits, and the intellectual depth of a kiddie pool. Grift disguised as activism at its finest."
You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
November 26, 2024 at 8:16 PM
"Turning Point: the clown car of ‘think tanks,’ where the only thing they think about is how to peddle their far-right garbage louder. Their events are a fascist cosplay parade, featuring bad takes, worse suits, and the intellectual depth of a kiddie pool. Grift disguised as activism at its finest."
"MAGA: the absolute loons who slap Jesus on their merch while peddling hate, lies, and chaos. They preach ‘family values’ but worship a guy with three wives and zero morals. Using religion as a shield for their nonsense, they’ve turned faith into a marketing scam for bigotry."
November 26, 2024 at 8:14 PM
"MAGA: the absolute loons who slap Jesus on their merch while peddling hate, lies, and chaos. They preach ‘family values’ but worship a guy with three wives and zero morals. Using religion as a shield for their nonsense, they’ve turned faith into a marketing scam for bigotry."
Roast of the Day.
"Pam Bondi: the queen of corruption, now handpicked after Matt Gaetz—because clearly, the bar couldn’t get any lower. A Trump sycophant with a resume full of scandals, she’s here to peddle election fraud fantasies and MAGA nonsense. If grift were an art, she’d be Picasso."
"Pam Bondi: the queen of corruption, now handpicked after Matt Gaetz—because clearly, the bar couldn’t get any lower. A Trump sycophant with a resume full of scandals, she’s here to peddle election fraud fantasies and MAGA nonsense. If grift were an art, she’d be Picasso."
President-elect Donald Trump named Florida attorney Pam Bondi as his new choice to lead the Department of Justice. Bondi was Trump's main attorney during his 2019 impeachment and has spread false allegations of election fraud after the 2020 election.
Trump Picks Election Denier Pam Bondi As Attorney General
Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com
November 26, 2024 at 8:12 PM
Roast of the Day.
"Pam Bondi: the queen of corruption, now handpicked after Matt Gaetz—because clearly, the bar couldn’t get any lower. A Trump sycophant with a resume full of scandals, she’s here to peddle election fraud fantasies and MAGA nonsense. If grift were an art, she’d be Picasso."
"Pam Bondi: the queen of corruption, now handpicked after Matt Gaetz—because clearly, the bar couldn’t get any lower. A Trump sycophant with a resume full of scandals, she’s here to peddle election fraud fantasies and MAGA nonsense. If grift were an art, she’d be Picasso."
"Donald J. Trump: the twice-impeached conman now resurrected as president, thanks to Elon Musk’s manipulated algorithms and a tsunami of fake news. From bankrupting casinos to bankrupting democracy, he’s the ultimate grifter thriving on lies, ego, and a cult desperate for chaos."
Everytime someone calls Trump “President Donald J. Trump” is like reaffirmation that this is the cultiest cult to ever cult
November 26, 2024 at 8:10 PM
"Donald J. Trump: the twice-impeached conman now resurrected as president, thanks to Elon Musk’s manipulated algorithms and a tsunami of fake news. From bankrupting casinos to bankrupting democracy, he’s the ultimate grifter thriving on lies, ego, and a cult desperate for chaos."
"Jair Bolsonaro: the coup-curious ex-president who treated democracy like an optional extra. From burning the Amazon to flirting with a dictatorship, he’s the ultimate chaos agent. A COVID-denying, coup-aware clown who left Brazil cleaning up his mess long after he fled the stage."
Brazil ex-president Bolsonaro 'actively participated' in 2022 coup plot, was 'fully aware' of plan to assassinate successor Lula, police report says — AFP
November 26, 2024 at 8:08 PM
"Jair Bolsonaro: the coup-curious ex-president who treated democracy like an optional extra. From burning the Amazon to flirting with a dictatorship, he’s the ultimate chaos agent. A COVID-denying, coup-aware clown who left Brazil cleaning up his mess long after he fled the stage."
"Sebastian Gorka: the self-proclaimed ‘national security expert’ whose credentials are as questionable as his fashion sense. He parades around like a Bond villain knockoff, but his biggest mission seems to be inflating his own ego. If overcompensation were a job, he’d be CEO for life."
November 25, 2024 at 6:26 PM
"Sebastian Gorka: the self-proclaimed ‘national security expert’ whose credentials are as questionable as his fashion sense. He parades around like a Bond villain knockoff, but his biggest mission seems to be inflating his own ego. If overcompensation were a job, he’d be CEO for life."
Roast of the day - "Pete Hegseth: MAGA tattooed white-power wannabe who’s as much a journalist as he is role model. Sex pest who peddles propaganda like it’s gospel, he shouldn’t be trusted near an Action Man set, let alone the U.S. military. His biggest achievement?Making Tucker look restrained."
November 24, 2024 at 7:34 PM
Roast of the day - "Pete Hegseth: MAGA tattooed white-power wannabe who’s as much a journalist as he is role model. Sex pest who peddles propaganda like it’s gospel, he shouldn’t be trusted near an Action Man set, let alone the U.S. military. His biggest achievement?Making Tucker look restrained."
"Pierre Poilievre: Canada’s bargain-bin,Wish.com version of Trump. All the arrogance, none of the charisma, and a platform built on bad takes and buzzwords. He’s a walking conspiracy generator who thinks yelling ‘freedom’ is a substitute for leadership. Even his rhetoric feels imported and cheap."
November 24, 2024 at 7:31 PM
"Pierre Poilievre: Canada’s bargain-bin,Wish.com version of Trump. All the arrogance, none of the charisma, and a platform built on bad takes and buzzwords. He’s a walking conspiracy generator who thinks yelling ‘freedom’ is a substitute for leadership. Even his rhetoric feels imported and cheap."
"Mike Johnson: a spineless Trump bag carrier who’ll be tossed aside the moment Trump snaps his fingers. A useless House Speaker so fixated on Hunter Biden he might as well move into his laptop. Pretending to lead while clinging to MAGA scraps—pathetic doesn’t even cover it."
November 24, 2024 at 9:55 AM
"Mike Johnson: a spineless Trump bag carrier who’ll be tossed aside the moment Trump snaps his fingers. A useless House Speaker so fixated on Hunter Biden he might as well move into his laptop. Pretending to lead while clinging to MAGA scraps—pathetic doesn’t even cover it."
"Brooke Rollins: sure, she grew up on a farm, but being around cows doesn’t qualify you to run agriculture—though it explains her comfort shoveling MAGA nonsense. Another Botoxed Trump cultist, farming out credibility faster than crops in a drought and loyalty over logic every time."
November 24, 2024 at 2:00 AM
"Brooke Rollins: sure, she grew up on a farm, but being around cows doesn’t qualify you to run agriculture—though it explains her comfort shoveling MAGA nonsense. Another Botoxed Trump cultist, farming out credibility faster than crops in a drought and loyalty over logic every time."
"Elon Musk: the world’s richest troll who bought Twitter just to rig the algorithm, boost his ego, and make Trump his pet project. He’s like a Bond villain, but instead of world domination, he’s stuck playing with memes and ruining democracy. Peak comedy if it weren’t so pathetic."
November 23, 2024 at 7:16 PM
"Elon Musk: the world’s richest troll who bought Twitter just to rig the algorithm, boost his ego, and make Trump his pet project. He’s like a Bond villain, but instead of world domination, he’s stuck playing with memes and ruining democracy. Peak comedy if it weren’t so pathetic."
Roast of the Day -
"Lindsey Graham: the Senate’s favorite flip-flopper, now trying to pick a fight with the UK like it’s 1812. Can’t even stick to a stance in his own party, but suddenly he’s a global strategist? Lindsey, focus on keeping your spine intact before starting international incidents."
"Lindsey Graham: the Senate’s favorite flip-flopper, now trying to pick a fight with the UK like it’s 1812. Can’t even stick to a stance in his own party, but suddenly he’s a global strategist? Lindsey, focus on keeping your spine intact before starting international incidents."
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November 23, 2024 at 6:38 PM
Roast of the Day -
"Lindsey Graham: the Senate’s favorite flip-flopper, now trying to pick a fight with the UK like it’s 1812. Can’t even stick to a stance in his own party, but suddenly he’s a global strategist? Lindsey, focus on keeping your spine intact before starting international incidents."
"Lindsey Graham: the Senate’s favorite flip-flopper, now trying to pick a fight with the UK like it’s 1812. Can’t even stick to a stance in his own party, but suddenly he’s a global strategist? Lindsey, focus on keeping your spine intact before starting international incidents."
Roast of the Day. Lindsey Graham: ultimate spineless sycophant, flip-flopping harder than a fish out of water to kiss Trump’s ring. Now cheering on Bondi, another scandal-plagued loyalist, after sex-pest Gaetz drops out. Graham's principles? Long gone-sold to the highest bidder in the MAGA circus.
November 22, 2024 at 8:45 AM
Roast of the Day. Lindsey Graham: ultimate spineless sycophant, flip-flopping harder than a fish out of water to kiss Trump’s ring. Now cheering on Bondi, another scandal-plagued loyalist, after sex-pest Gaetz drops out. Graham's principles? Long gone-sold to the highest bidder in the MAGA circus.
Jair Bolsonaro: the wannabe dictator who couldn't even stage a coup without getting caught. From torching the Amazon to torching democracy, his legacy is one big dumpster fire. Now facing charges, he's proven once again that his greatest achievement is being Brazil’s biggest embarrassment.
November 22, 2024 at 8:33 AM
Jair Bolsonaro: the wannabe dictator who couldn't even stage a coup without getting caught. From torching the Amazon to torching democracy, his legacy is one big dumpster fire. Now facing charges, he's proven once again that his greatest achievement is being Brazil’s biggest embarrassment.
Platform X: where "free speech" thrives—until you dare to disagree. A cesspool of hate and hypocrisy, it amplifies division while silencing dissent. It's not a platform for dialogue; it's a breeding ground for Musk's ego and extremist noise. A toxic wasteland masquerading as innovation.
Twitter employee comes here to spew total BS.
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November 22, 2024 at 8:30 AM
Platform X: where "free speech" thrives—until you dare to disagree. A cesspool of hate and hypocrisy, it amplifies division while silencing dissent. It's not a platform for dialogue; it's a breeding ground for Musk's ego and extremist noise. A toxic wasteland masquerading as innovation.
"Tom Homan: the self-proclaimed 'border czar' who confuses cruelty with policy. He champions family separations like they're merit badges and peddles fear with the enthusiasm of a used car salesman. If heartlessness were a qualification, he'd be overqualified."
November 22, 2024 at 12:55 AM
"Tom Homan: the self-proclaimed 'border czar' who confuses cruelty with policy. He champions family separations like they're merit badges and peddles fear with the enthusiasm of a used car salesman. If heartlessness were a qualification, he'd be overqualified."
"Lindsey Graham: the spineless wonder of the Senate who shifts loyalties faster than a weather vane in a hurricane. One day he’s trashing Trump, the next he’s polishing his golf clubs. A career built on flip-flopping and groveling—he’s the definition of cowardice in a suit."
November 22, 2024 at 12:53 AM
"Lindsey Graham: the spineless wonder of the Senate who shifts loyalties faster than a weather vane in a hurricane. One day he’s trashing Trump, the next he’s polishing his golf clubs. A career built on flip-flopping and groveling—he’s the definition of cowardice in a suit."
"Pam Bondi: the former Florida AG who spent more time cozying up to Trump than fighting for justice. Famous for dropping a Trump University fraud case after a donation, she’s proof that loyalty to a grifter pays—just not for the people she was elected to serve. Morality? Sold separately."
November 21, 2024 at 11:47 PM
"Pam Bondi: the former Florida AG who spent more time cozying up to Trump than fighting for justice. Famous for dropping a Trump University fraud case after a donation, she’s proof that loyalty to a grifter pays—just not for the people she was elected to serve. Morality? Sold separately."
"Ron DeSantis: the charisma of a parking ticket and the leadership of a hall monitor on a power trip. He’s turned Florida into a culture war theme park, where facts go to die, and freedoms are ‘optional.’ If overreach and awkwardness were qualifications, he’d be president already."
In a sane society, the media would be blowing up Governor Ron DeSantis asking him if he was going to appoint Matt Gaetz to Marco Rubio's seat in the Senate.
November 21, 2024 at 9:20 PM
"Ron DeSantis: the charisma of a parking ticket and the leadership of a hall monitor on a power trip. He’s turned Florida into a culture war theme park, where facts go to die, and freedoms are ‘optional.’ If overreach and awkwardness were qualifications, he’d be president already."
"Stephen Miller: the dead-eyed architect of cruelty who makes Voldemort look cuddly. From caging kids to peddling hate, his policies were as heartless as his speeches were lifeless. If soulless opportunism were a sport, he’d be its undefeated champion, with zero fans and even less humanity."
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media.tenor.com
November 21, 2024 at 12:38 PM
"Stephen Miller: the dead-eyed architect of cruelty who makes Voldemort look cuddly. From caging kids to peddling hate, his policies were as heartless as his speeches were lifeless. If soulless opportunism were a sport, he’d be its undefeated champion, with zero fans and even less humanity."
"Nancy Mace: the ‘moderate’ who dabbles in transphobic culture wars like she’s auditioning for Trump’s inner circle. She’s mastered the art of pandering while pretending to stand apart. Sounds more at home with GOP extremists than moderates—angling for a MAGA promotion, Nancy?"
Here’s the deal, you don’t get invited on Newsmax because you wrote a bill that makes people’s lives better in your district. You get on for creating culture war nonsense. And we all know getting on Newsmax is why Mace is in Congress. bsky.app/profile/atru...
Nancy Mace: "It is offensive that a man in a skirt thinks that he's my equal. He's forcing his genitals into women's restrooms."
November 21, 2024 at 11:51 AM
"Nancy Mace: the ‘moderate’ who dabbles in transphobic culture wars like she’s auditioning for Trump’s inner circle. She’s mastered the art of pandering while pretending to stand apart. Sounds more at home with GOP extremists than moderates—angling for a MAGA promotion, Nancy?"