I did the dishes AND laundry AND errands everyone say good job Aidan

I like how much less racist this site is

Line cook talked for 40 minutes about how he didn’t understand why his car insurance went up and at the end said he was at fault in a 3 car pile up in March lmao

Proposing to the server who put away the order for me and saved me an hour

Line cook who’s lectured multiple people about how lizard people exist just asked me why we can’t store raw chicken and raw beef in the same container

New server I didn’t like apparently offered the host 20 bucks to only seat him white people so my bad people radar is still batting 1000

The first 3:40 of Jolene by Cake are a legitimately perfect song and the last 2 minutes exist because Cake is Cake

We’ll see

I keep trying to make an ancho coffee tomato soup but every time most of the coffee flavor gets washed out when I blend it. Either going to put an entire pot of coffee in next time to deglaze and let it cook down or I’m just going to make an ancho tomato soup and top it with an espresso crema

Bumper sticker that says "Shelly Miscavige gave me head at Bonnaroo 2015"

One of the chefs made caviar hot dogs