bluesky is the funnier app hands down
July 6, 2023 at 9:14 AM
bluesky is the funnier app hands down
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i won't use threads because i already know zuck's game, his little strand of evil. im sticking with bluesky to see if paul frazee and company can show me a novel kind of diabolic
July 6, 2023 at 1:40 AM
i won't use threads because i already know zuck's game, his little strand of evil. im sticking with bluesky to see if paul frazee and company can show me a novel kind of diabolic
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Follow me on Mastodon. Follow me on Bluesky. Follow me on Threads. Follow me into the sea
July 6, 2023 at 4:57 AM
Follow me on Mastodon. Follow me on Bluesky. Follow me on Threads. Follow me into the sea
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"ich bin so ready" - overheard in Berlin
July 5, 2023 at 5:38 PM
"ich bin so ready" - overheard in Berlin
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BARISTA: what can I get you
ME: medium roast please
BARISTA: ok, your gray roots are getting obvious and you have the silhouette of a potato
ME: *under breath* damn
ME: medium roast please
BARISTA: ok, your gray roots are getting obvious and you have the silhouette of a potato
ME: *under breath* damn
July 4, 2023 at 1:35 AM
BARISTA: what can I get you
ME: medium roast please
BARISTA: ok, your gray roots are getting obvious and you have the silhouette of a potato
ME: *under breath* damn
ME: medium roast please
BARISTA: ok, your gray roots are getting obvious and you have the silhouette of a potato
ME: *under breath* damn
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You gotta hit her with one of these
July 4, 2023 at 3:23 AM
You gotta hit her with one of these
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When the twitter mutual doesn't follow you back here
July 1, 2023 at 9:35 PM
When the twitter mutual doesn't follow you back here
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A poster's soul never dies, it simply migrates like a demon from a dying host to a new one
July 2, 2023 at 2:25 AM
A poster's soul never dies, it simply migrates like a demon from a dying host to a new one
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life is best understood as a series of savory dips enjoyed in between obligations
July 1, 2023 at 9:16 PM
life is best understood as a series of savory dips enjoyed in between obligations
bluesky is kinda slow huh
July 1, 2023 at 5:57 PM
bluesky is kinda slow huh
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Everyone: the racist, sexist, violent system has failed us
Tech bros: idk, it works on my machine
Tech bros: idk, it works on my machine
May 22, 2023 at 1:16 PM
Everyone: the racist, sexist, violent system has failed us
Tech bros: idk, it works on my machine
Tech bros: idk, it works on my machine
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boats getting stuck is so embarrassing. the earth is nearly covered in water lol how are you gonna aim for it and miss
May 17, 2023 at 3:08 PM
boats getting stuck is so embarrassing. the earth is nearly covered in water lol how are you gonna aim for it and miss
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I’d read an 18 skeet thread over a long ass skeet any day.
May 17, 2023 at 5:32 AM
I’d read an 18 skeet thread over a long ass skeet any day.