thomas irvine
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tragedy -> farce -> tragifarce -> something good?
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Palace insiders reveal the King is quietly furious that the pedestrianisation of Paris, including car-free zones and lower speed limits in tunnels, has stymied the implementation of traditional resolutions to Royal problems
October 30, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Palace insiders reveal the King is quietly furious that the pedestrianisation of Paris, including car-free zones and lower speed limits in tunnels, has stymied the implementation of traditional resolutions to Royal problems
C-3PO [translating]: The Illustrious Oscar bids you welcome. He asks if you have anything dirty, or dingy, or dusty? Anything ragged, or rotten, or rusty?
There's a hole in the bottom of the trashcan and he grows underground like a big green ginger root. Jim Henson confided that in me before he died.
October 29, 2025 at 12:47 AM
C-3PO [translating]: The Illustrious Oscar bids you welcome. He asks if you have anything dirty, or dingy, or dusty? Anything ragged, or rotten, or rusty?
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Today I worked with Adam Smith's copy of Hobbes's "Leviathan" (1651)
October 22, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Today I worked with Adam Smith's copy of Hobbes's "Leviathan" (1651)
Sad day for Croatian tattoo artists who are doing the right thing
October 22, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Sad day for Croatian tattoo artists who are doing the right thing
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Getting a head start for my costume for the @hyperallergic.com Halloween party…
October 20, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Getting a head start for my costume for the @hyperallergic.com Halloween party…
I would read 10,000 words on the Chinese manufacturers of inflatable costumes making out like absolute bandits
October 18, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I would read 10,000 words on the Chinese manufacturers of inflatable costumes making out like absolute bandits
Marrickville Bánh mì hack, grab a 99c bunch of coriander from Thai Hung on Illawarra Rd and bung it on top
October 16, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Marrickville Bánh mì hack, grab a 99c bunch of coriander from Thai Hung on Illawarra Rd and bung it on top
Of course I know what T-Bagging is
October 16, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Of course I know what T-Bagging is
The fun hats distract from the horrors of horse racing and millinery wouldn't survive with the Spring Carnival, a sinister symbiosis
Tell me your most unhinged millinery opinion, as a treat
October 13, 2025 at 10:22 PM
The fun hats distract from the horrors of horse racing and millinery wouldn't survive with the Spring Carnival, a sinister symbiosis
I saw Goody Byrne with the Devil making a similar proposal
October 13, 2025 at 6:17 AM
I saw Goody Byrne with the Devil making a similar proposal
In the mood for Love Island? Every day but hump day, 9pm Eastern!
I'd like a few words with the boorish louts at HBO who scheduled commercial breaks during IN THE MOOD FOR LOVE. You simply do not do that to Wong Kar-wai
October 12, 2025 at 12:30 AM
In the mood for Love Island? Every day but hump day, 9pm Eastern!
Watching Wrath of Khan for the shirtless Montalbán
October 11, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Watching Wrath of Khan for the shirtless Montalbán
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Thinking about that time the My Little Pony comics, of all things, absolutely bodied Scott Adams.
March 26, 2024 at 9:35 AM
Thinking about that time the My Little Pony comics, of all things, absolutely bodied Scott Adams.
I saw the PTA yesterday. It was fine. No Phantom Thread but fine
October 11, 2025 at 6:30 AM
I saw the PTA yesterday. It was fine. No Phantom Thread but fine
Do you know the beauty of a transverse toast? The lateral slice is nice
October 11, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Do you know the beauty of a transverse toast? The lateral slice is nice
@absurdcompliments.bsky.social please be kind to me, I danced with Dionysus and I have regrets
October 10, 2025 at 11:10 PM
@absurdcompliments.bsky.social please be kind to me, I danced with Dionysus and I have regrets
Happy Friday
Cannonball (2023 Remaster)
YouTube video by The Breeders - Topic
youtu.be
October 10, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Happy Friday
REPORTER: Are you considering suspending habeas corpus?
TRUMP: I should. People say I have the power to do it, we're looking into that. It was a terrible movie, massive flop, Midler's greatest misstep. They called her "The Divine Miss M" but there's nothing divine about resurrecting Salem witches
TRUMP: I should. People say I have the power to do it, we're looking into that. It was a terrible movie, massive flop, Midler's greatest misstep. They called her "The Divine Miss M" but there's nothing divine about resurrecting Salem witches
October 9, 2025 at 9:32 PM
REPORTER: Are you considering suspending habeas corpus?
TRUMP: I should. People say I have the power to do it, we're looking into that. It was a terrible movie, massive flop, Midler's greatest misstep. They called her "The Divine Miss M" but there's nothing divine about resurrecting Salem witches
TRUMP: I should. People say I have the power to do it, we're looking into that. It was a terrible movie, massive flop, Midler's greatest misstep. They called her "The Divine Miss M" but there's nothing divine about resurrecting Salem witches