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study after study after study shows that literally just handing people money and telling them "do what you want with this" reduces homelessness, increases food security for children, makes it more likely people will find and retain jobs.1
November 2, 2025 at 10:31 PM
study after study after study shows that literally just handing people money and telling them "do what you want with this" reduces homelessness, increases food security for children, makes it more likely people will find and retain jobs.1
The mask not being over his nose is very on-brand.
Trump posts AI video showing him literally dumping shit on America
October 19, 2025 at 3:05 AM
The mask not being over his nose is very on-brand.
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Guy who inadvertently released several hundred crickets in his house and then recaptured some of them: "Caught at least 200 crickets in the kitchen. Nobody has ever heard of it. Gotta be a record."
Trump on the markets: "Up 2500 points. Nobody has ever heard of it. Gotta be a record."
April 9, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Guy who inadvertently released several hundred crickets in his house and then recaptured some of them: "Caught at least 200 crickets in the kitchen. Nobody has ever heard of it. Gotta be a record."
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you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
March 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
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Maybe I’ll treat my family to 4 or 5 eggs.
I math-ed it out, and right now your DOGE dividend is on track to be $4.29.
Let me show my work.
Let me show my work.
February 22, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Maybe I’ll treat my family to 4 or 5 eggs.
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Read this thread to the end 🧵 ⬇️
Is Doge Taking Credit for President Carter's Death?: An Investigative Report by a data junkie with too much time on his hands 1/6
UPDATE: It’s 6:30 pm ET on Monday, February 17 and DOGE has updated the “Savings” page on its site.
The site’s “Wall of Receipts” includes a “subset” of contract and lease cancellations.
(I guess they meant to say “some receipts coming over the long weekend.”)
www.doge.gov/savings
The site’s “Wall of Receipts” includes a “subset” of contract and lease cancellations.
(I guess they meant to say “some receipts coming over the long weekend.”)
www.doge.gov/savings
February 18, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Read this thread to the end 🧵 ⬇️
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Perhaps if he had not spent so much time playing video games so that he could be the #1 video game player he would know that the answer to this question is "All of them."
February 5, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Perhaps if he had not spent so much time playing video games so that he could be the #1 video game player he would know that the answer to this question is "All of them."
My prediction: the Canadian NBA or (more likely) NHL players/teams start refusing to travel to the US for games, and gets a similar reaction to the NBA shutting down in 2020 as far as the general public (in the US) taking this seriously.
Raptors fans boo the hell out of the Star-Spangled Banner (video via the Toronto Star)
February 3, 2025 at 1:02 AM
My prediction: the Canadian NBA or (more likely) NHL players/teams start refusing to travel to the US for games, and gets a similar reaction to the NBA shutting down in 2020 as far as the general public (in the US) taking this seriously.
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It’s pretty amazing that these guys are going with “Covid, which wasn’t a big deal, is the worlds greatest bio weapon, that we shouldn’t have cancelled school for a semester for, but also China did almost destroy the world, but don’t forget it’s also just the flu”
Spiritually channeling a message to you guys consisting of words that would not look good printed out
February 2, 2025 at 8:40 PM
It’s pretty amazing that these guys are going with “Covid, which wasn’t a big deal, is the worlds greatest bio weapon, that we shouldn’t have cancelled school for a semester for, but also China did almost destroy the world, but don’t forget it’s also just the flu”
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Now that Trump is in office he's immediately pivoted from "the President is responsible for anything bad that happens in the world" to "Me? That's not my problem."
REPORTER: How confident are you that you can keep the ceasefire in Gaza?
TRUMP: I'm not confident. That's not our war. It's their war ... Gaza is interesting. It's a phenomenal location.
TRUMP: I'm not confident. That's not our war. It's their war ... Gaza is interesting. It's a phenomenal location.
January 21, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Now that Trump is in office he's immediately pivoted from "the President is responsible for anything bad that happens in the world" to "Me? That's not my problem."
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Better idea: pass a comprehensive data privacy bill that applies across the board... and maybe *DON'T* mimic Chinese authoritarianism by creating a "Great Firewall" of apps that aren't allowed to operate here.
You can actually fix things AND not abuse the 1st Amendment in one shot!
You can actually fix things AND not abuse the 1st Amendment in one shot!
I’m concerned that Americans are flocking to a number of adversary-owned social media platforms. We still need a comprehensive and risk-based approach to assessing and mitigating the risks of foreign-owned apps.
January 15, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Better idea: pass a comprehensive data privacy bill that applies across the board... and maybe *DON'T* mimic Chinese authoritarianism by creating a "Great Firewall" of apps that aren't allowed to operate here.
You can actually fix things AND not abuse the 1st Amendment in one shot!
You can actually fix things AND not abuse the 1st Amendment in one shot!
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Culture: cops are all that stands between you and being killed by criminals!
SCOTUS: I mean if they feel like it.
SCOTUS: I mean if they feel like it.
If you don’t know what this case is:
Woman gets restraining order against violent ex.
He violates it. She calls cops. They don’t come by.
Repeat several times.
Eventually, he murders her and daughters.
Family sues cops, said had obligation to respond and failed.
SCOTUS? “Nah, no obligation.”
Woman gets restraining order against violent ex.
He violates it. She calls cops. They don’t come by.
Repeat several times.
Eventually, he murders her and daughters.
Family sues cops, said had obligation to respond and failed.
SCOTUS? “Nah, no obligation.”
Castle Rock v Gonzalez
December 23, 2024 at 12:36 AM
Culture: cops are all that stands between you and being killed by criminals!
SCOTUS: I mean if they feel like it.
SCOTUS: I mean if they feel like it.
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More of this
December 20, 2024 at 12:31 AM
More of this
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Our healthcare system can be fixed politically -- murdering people is not necessary. Yes, people voted against reform just last month, but people are far from unpersuadable on this issue.
December 11, 2024 at 12:56 AM
Our healthcare system can be fixed politically -- murdering people is not necessary. Yes, people voted against reform just last month, but people are far from unpersuadable on this issue.