Alasdair Clift
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agent605.bsky.social
Alasdair Clift
@agent605.bsky.social
hey look I’m on the better twitter

21 year old depressed and very queer engineering student and train guy. reputation stan. bi/pan 🏳️‍🌈 (taken). can be suggestive. he/him. definitely not @neroderg.bsky.social >:3c🐉

My carrd: https://agent605.carrd.c
Did an experiment today:

Went to the NEC (where Reform UK were holding their party conference) and opened Grindr.

There was a suspiciously large number of 40+ year old “down low” men as well as young male bottoms who specified “no trans” in their bio.

Curious…
September 6, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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"The regime is experiencing Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly"
June 5, 2025 at 9:02 PM
hello bluesky I’m gonna carry over a thread I’ve been posting on the other site to here, basically I was bored and wanted to distract myself from the local elections so started ranking every* party logo from last year’s general election

*well those that got at least 500 votes anyway

Let’s go
May 3, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Happened upon this earlier today 😍
April 17, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Aberdeen to Penzance ✅

now going to need years of therapy to get over being on a voyager for over 13 hours but eh it was worth it 👍
April 16, 2025 at 9:27 PM
hello again bluesky people the other place is down so I’m over here
March 10, 2025 at 3:50 PM
AVANTI WEST COAST

Fleet:
- Class 221 Super Voyager
- Class 390 Pendolino
- Class 805 Evero
- Class 807 Evero

(yes I’m including trains that have since been withdrawn)

Anyway, from worst to best, here we go
February 7, 2025 at 12:56 PM
hello Bluesky I initially tried to post this on xitter but that hellsite is so broken at this point I couldn't post without it crashing lol.

anyway I AM GOING TO RANK EACH TRAIN COMPANY'S FLEET from worst to best because I'm bored and silly :3

I will add each thread onto this one as I make them
February 7, 2025 at 10:36 AM
imma do this because I’m bored except I won’t do it on likes because I just wanna answer them
December 2, 2024 at 10:01 AM
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Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
November 29, 2024 at 2:31 PM
The next train at Platform 1 is the 13:26 West Midlands Railway service to Lichfield Trent Valley via Birmingham New Street. Calling at:

Five Ways
Birmingham New Street
Aston
Gravelly Hill
Erdington
Chester Road
Wylde Green
Sutton Coldfield
Four Oaks
Butlers Lane
Blake Street
Shenstone
November 25, 2024 at 1:29 PM
hello bluesky I unfortunately found myself at Birmingham Snow Hill this morning so to make the pain slightly more bearable here’s the old abandoned tram platform they have there
November 23, 2024 at 8:50 AM
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Three units! 3 PEPs out in one evening! Unprecedented! 😍

After a Non-Stop LVC - HNX and back on 507029, 003 took me on a short hop to Moorfields to incept 507023 on the Ellesmere Ports 👏

#DOTS #railwayphotography #trainphotography #class507 #PEP #merseyrail #hellfire
November 21, 2024 at 5:43 PM
well this was nice to see this morning
November 19, 2024 at 12:06 PM
#ProofOfCat First is Crowley, aka Crowls, Goob, Goober, Dumbass, Panther, or Void

Second is Aziraphale, aka Azire, Chaos Tiger, Chaos Bean, or Murderer
November 17, 2024 at 6:37 PM
hello bluesky it’s been a while so here’s a copy of a thread I recently made on the worse site about the Reddit user on r/LondonUnderground who is making daily alterations to the tube map based on the previous day’s most upvoted comment www.reddit.com/r/LondonUnde...
Reddit - Dive into anything
News, pictures and discussion about the London Underground transport network.
www.reddit.com
November 17, 2024 at 4:06 PM
shenanigans are afoot 👀🚂
October 23, 2024 at 11:30 AM
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hai I’m bored :3 ngl.link/neroderg
@neroderg: send me anonymous messages!
@neroderg: send me anonymous messages!
ngl.link
October 20, 2024 at 4:19 PM
merry christmas
October 19, 2024 at 11:40 AM
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anyway MASSIVE props to chiltern for putting on an extra service from Banbury in order to relieve the overcrowding on this one.

more TOCs should be able to do this
October 19, 2024 at 8:37 AM
🤔
October 19, 2024 at 7:38 AM
hello bluesky have a 730
October 18, 2024 at 9:13 PM
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I don't know how starter packs work - but if you're new here and looking for people to follow - here are some UK transport people that are already here...

go.bsky.app/ULquJ55

None exhaustive list, no offence intended if I've missed anyone! Feel free to share
October 17, 2024 at 7:04 PM
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If you’re new here, please stick with it!

Remember you’re effectively starting from scratch rediscovering your people, but you will rediscover your people, just give it time to find them!
October 17, 2024 at 7:36 PM
my playlist is so cooked

just had Misery Business by paramore followed by Reach by S Club 7

spent a solid 5 minutes giggling
October 17, 2024 at 4:39 PM