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I am a trout & i live at the zoo
When george orwell wrote theome about a boot stamping on a human face forever, do you think he meant it or was there an alt baddie he was trying to impress
October 29, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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boob is just poop upside down, and i made a very complex image to explain my point
June 24, 2025 at 8:33 PM
To me, the concept of an “inner child” is utterly distasteful. I don’t want a child subjected to these adult things (shoplifting at the self checkput, filing taxes, parallel parking)
June 23, 2025 at 9:50 PM
As a lifelong Sadsack, john fetterman is currently living my nightmare- everyone talking about how depressed he is, how the depression is making him visibly bad at his job, wearing shorts & not getting a single compliment…
May 3, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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Money skull please grant me money and or skulls thank you
April 25, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Why do billionaires want to live forever but not ensure the continued existence of anything Fun (beaches, air, breathing, etc). What are you gonna do with all that time, count pennies?
April 27, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Puzzlin’
April 15, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Humiliating to show up at the punk rock flea market event & not have $150 to spend on earrings made of preserved chicken feet & such
March 16, 2025 at 1:58 AM
3 graces spotted at petco
February 8, 2025 at 5:45 PM
My inner voice is being extremely catty about some of you hoes rn
January 27, 2025 at 2:43 AM
omg congratulations to all the median income straight people, you wanted cheaper groceries & healthcare & instead you got a bunch of weird genitals-based policies that will be difficult & costly to enforce <3
January 21, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I could never be in politics b/c the cringe of running, losing, and having to attend my opponents inauguration would be too much. I would simply expire. I would avoid running for anything at all to avoid that. That and all of my nudes would be leaked but that’s a separate issue.
January 20, 2025 at 4:49 PM
If monitors at meta were finding themselves radicalized into flat earthers by constant exposure, do you think any eggs were cracked in those russian troll farms trying to infiltrate lgbtq spaces
January 13, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Good art should fry this rice.
August 31, 2023 at 12:33 AM
Hands down the wildest shit anyone ever said to me in a job interview was when the interviewer pulled a loose string off her blouse and said “must have been made by a union shop.” What.
September 3, 2023 at 8:51 AM
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y’all i feel like they’re not even trying with the manufactured consent these days, lmfao…. a rise in strokes for young people?? normal! might even be healthier tbh! holes in your brain? there for a reason, actually!!
August 22, 2023 at 3:23 PM
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Holy crap, if Abe Vigoda were still alive, this could've been an amazing ensemble with him, Margo Martindale and Jane Krakowski.
collecting the Rudy Giuliani, Sidney Powell, and Jenna Ellis mugshots like trading cards

just need that one rare card to complete the collection
August 23, 2023 at 10:11 PM
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Well you had a bad day
Go to see this great clown
He'll make you laugh and get rid of your frown

You say I should go
But what's making me cry
Doctor, you see, I am actually that guy
August 22, 2023 at 3:27 PM
Pip pip cheerio i’m a boy that starved to death in the dust bowl. You’re wearing a fancy headset to interact with me, shame on you
August 24, 2023 at 7:00 AM
You should be able to put ghosts online 4 a micro transaction
August 24, 2023 at 6:58 AM
People keep calling the metaverse a ghost town, but i want to put semi sentient AI ghosts in the virtual bars or whatever. How 2 implement
August 24, 2023 at 6:58 AM