Alex 🤡
@agaytrainwreck.bsky.social
A bit bent, bit of a nerd, bit of a nightmare
Geordie
27
🍉🇵🇸
He/Him
Imagine a Geordie juggling wine, gaming, and a slight sense of despair-delightful chaos ensues.
Geordie
27
🍉🇵🇸
He/Him
Imagine a Geordie juggling wine, gaming, and a slight sense of despair-delightful chaos ensues.
Okay so between dinners and martinis, I somehow am no longer on the market 😅
November 19, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Okay so between dinners and martinis, I somehow am no longer on the market 😅
Well, that’s not ominous or anything
November 4, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Well, that’s not ominous or anything
Me: Can I get an extra dry vodka martini
The bartender: of course!!
Also the bar tender: pours a double of extra dry vermouth and doesn’t just spritz my glass
(It’s terrible and they had no olives or brine)
The bartender: of course!!
Also the bar tender: pours a double of extra dry vermouth and doesn’t just spritz my glass
(It’s terrible and they had no olives or brine)
November 1, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Me: Can I get an extra dry vodka martini
The bartender: of course!!
Also the bar tender: pours a double of extra dry vermouth and doesn’t just spritz my glass
(It’s terrible and they had no olives or brine)
The bartender: of course!!
Also the bar tender: pours a double of extra dry vermouth and doesn’t just spritz my glass
(It’s terrible and they had no olives or brine)
Today is my Friday so good morning gay people in my phone xo
October 30, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Today is my Friday so good morning gay people in my phone xo
Soup season is my favourite btw
October 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Soup season is my favourite btw
Good morning bsky
(I’m freezing my bollocks off)
(I’m freezing my bollocks off)
October 28, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Good morning bsky
(I’m freezing my bollocks off)
(I’m freezing my bollocks off)
Update: we got Persian and I may (MAY) be a little smitten
October 21, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Update: we got Persian and I may (MAY) be a little smitten
Fridays date has turned into dinner tonight and I’m so stressed bc I look like i’ve been at work all day (I have)
October 21, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Fridays date has turned into dinner tonight and I’m so stressed bc I look like i’ve been at work all day (I have)
Okay gushed to @tootylabooty.bsky.social and it healed me
Best pal hasn’t spoken to me in like 3 weeks and I have no one to gush about an most amazing date to 😭
October 20, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Okay gushed to @tootylabooty.bsky.social and it healed me
The data developers in the slack channel at work today:
Ahhh AWS is having trouble
October 20, 2025 at 6:32 PM
The data developers in the slack channel at work today:
Best pal hasn’t spoken to me in like 3 weeks and I have no one to gush about an most amazing date to 😭
October 20, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Best pal hasn’t spoken to me in like 3 weeks and I have no one to gush about an most amazing date to 😭
I love my work friends way too much
October 19, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I love my work friends way too much
Reposted by Alex 🤡
Reposted by Alex 🤡
Yesterday: left work early for a nap
Today: left work early for a facial, extraction and LED therapy
It’s called ✨self care✨
Today: left work early for a facial, extraction and LED therapy
It’s called ✨self care✨
October 10, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Yesterday: left work early for a nap
Today: left work early for a facial, extraction and LED therapy
It’s called ✨self care✨
Today: left work early for a facial, extraction and LED therapy
It’s called ✨self care✨
Btw fuck everyone that has a man to take care of them when they’re sick xo hate u
Went on a rampage at work last week because people kept coming to my desk coughing and sneezing and full of plague.
Told them if they have the plague, stay the fuck home. We get SIX MONTHS of full paid sick.
Long story short - i’m now fighting for my life and drowning in tea, help me
Told them if they have the plague, stay the fuck home. We get SIX MONTHS of full paid sick.
Long story short - i’m now fighting for my life and drowning in tea, help me
October 5, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Btw fuck everyone that has a man to take care of them when they’re sick xo hate u
Went on a rampage at work last week because people kept coming to my desk coughing and sneezing and full of plague.
Told them if they have the plague, stay the fuck home. We get SIX MONTHS of full paid sick.
Long story short - i’m now fighting for my life and drowning in tea, help me
Told them if they have the plague, stay the fuck home. We get SIX MONTHS of full paid sick.
Long story short - i’m now fighting for my life and drowning in tea, help me
October 5, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Went on a rampage at work last week because people kept coming to my desk coughing and sneezing and full of plague.
Told them if they have the plague, stay the fuck home. We get SIX MONTHS of full paid sick.
Long story short - i’m now fighting for my life and drowning in tea, help me
Told them if they have the plague, stay the fuck home. We get SIX MONTHS of full paid sick.
Long story short - i’m now fighting for my life and drowning in tea, help me
Going through an entire strip of Rennie at a Nickelodeon/Disney rave is so humbling actually
October 1, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Going through an entire strip of Rennie at a Nickelodeon/Disney rave is so humbling actually
As someone that struggles to make friends, to the point my ‘circle’ was 2 people for a lot of years..
This last month, I’ve done so many things with so many different people and I don’t even feel drained or overwhelmed - my heart is so happy 😭😭
This last month, I’ve done so many things with so many different people and I don’t even feel drained or overwhelmed - my heart is so happy 😭😭
September 28, 2025 at 8:02 PM
As someone that struggles to make friends, to the point my ‘circle’ was 2 people for a lot of years..
This last month, I’ve done so many things with so many different people and I don’t even feel drained or overwhelmed - my heart is so happy 😭😭
This last month, I’ve done so many things with so many different people and I don’t even feel drained or overwhelmed - my heart is so happy 😭😭
Soup season SUPREMACY
September 28, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Soup season SUPREMACY
Despite me looking awkward as fuck (I hate pics) the friend group remained intact
September 21, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Despite me looking awkward as fuck (I hate pics) the friend group remained intact
I’m doing an escape room today and I fear I may leave without my friend group intact
September 20, 2025 at 11:16 AM
I’m doing an escape room today and I fear I may leave without my friend group intact
Went on a 2nd date tonight. Said he wanted a third, still not even a kiss on the cheek 💔💔
September 19, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Went on a 2nd date tonight. Said he wanted a third, still not even a kiss on the cheek 💔💔
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I am so full of camembert, send help and lactase
September 13, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I am so full of camembert, send help and lactase